...She says I don't treat her right and don't take care of her properly. Also she hates it that I can't get a woody without wearing my Construction worker suit.

I said "we could go get councelling"

but she said "I just want out"

so I said "we'll do U have a sister"

and she said "what did U just say motherfucker"

So I said "nothing"


we've only been married 3 weeks

U can always take me PLB - I'm open like a

Aw, commiserations.

Want me to perform the divorce ceremony ?

spell my name right fool

PLB, you sucked my dick one too many times. i warned you.

i'm sorry it had to come to this, AGCM.

Zogmuffin said:

ewwwww

No but seriously, any1 know if she's got a sister

REDFEATHERS said:

What's wrong baby

TheFrog said:

Don't worry abt it Froggie, he's just a fool who doesn't appreciated what he had


But the best part of it is.....


i'm free again

PoorLittleBastard said:

Let me remind you....

Nate

AndGodCreatedMe said:

You got room for me?

Ur still my wife



go make me some Echt-hollandse gehaktbal

Zogmuffin said:

7? 17? sorry but.....









what the hell, why not

AndGodCreatedMe said:

17 - Remember, no 7 year ol's gonna say that shit!

I'll take u away 2 a place u never been b4

PoorLittleBastard said:

only if you promise to keep your pants on

REDFEATHERS said:

Zogmuffin said:

yeah, to a place called "sexual disappointment".

TheFrog said:

Don't talk about what you can't give.

Besides, alotta women dig my sexual dissappointment.

Now frog, lemme take u down 2 the pub.

TheFrog said:

i think you're right this time Froggie

AndGodCreatedMe said:

What??

you can't even spell your wife's name correctly! no wonder she wanted out!

REDFEATHERS said:

Girl i love you but don't start with that act

Natsume said:

he neglected me and cheated on me....i have had it with him


and it's so sad for Nate (our son) but he's not a good role model as a father so i have to protect my baby


I feel so sorry for Juice

AndGodCreatedMe said:

REDFEATHERS said:

sweet girl


so....now i'm free again what other (male) orgers are worth while to check out?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Are you really free, or just kidding?

Yes, I will send you a list of The Orgs most eligible bachelors

REDFEATHERS said:

well 'he' doesn't respond to my mssg's anylonger so.....YES

I'm free again




Now where's that list??

AndGodCreatedMe said:

i thought you kids were going to make it.

you know, of all the org couples i thought you 2 had what it takes.

(this thread is not as popular as the wedding thread.)