Welcome to The Org Reality Show.

Feel free to try and tempt me from my mate, vie for my hand in marriage or form an alliance with me to oust all of these other motherfuckers.

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Number32 said:

That pictures wicked!

As for this thread.

SK (to the org)
He hates you all, he has multiple usernames, he cybers with every other girl on here.

SK (to Ace)
How you doin'?

Don't listen to what she says. Not only has she tried to form an alliance with everybody else in here, but I've learned that she is secretly playing for a $1,000,000 check! And starkitty, nothing would ever make me stray from my beloved (unless, of course, we had a few margaritas and ended up alone in the pool).

Now, who would like to partner with me in the Immunity Challenge?

must.....form.....alliance.....

Hey, mochalox:

starkitty thinks she's in my alliance, but what she doesn't know is that we're conspiring to turf her out. This all happened after I was shown a videotape of her at bonfire, canoodling with Number32.

Wanna join our alliance? There's a queer makeover in it for you...

Ace said:

i'll be part of the queer makeover team.

oo! ooo! Do I get to compete for immunity?
heyyyy, .....this is sounding a lot like Calvin ball....

madartista said:

Do you promise to make lots of saucy quips, laden with double-entendres?

Lock up the flip flops.

mochalox said:

Yes! Your first challenge is to groom Lleena into America's Next Top Model!

Ace said:

I think mochalox gave up already

Ace said:

Duh!!!! I need a whole team, though.

We'll start with a new name. "The Org Reality Show"?



That's more tired than the 3 Chelsea Boys I this morning.

Lleena said:

Okay, I'll take over.

I like the poncho, but the rest of the clothes will have to go, girlfriend. Ditch the shirt, bra and pants (the belt can stay) and try-on this black thong with the furry front. Can you walk in 5" heels?

madartista said:

Great saucy quip, madartista!

I am putty in your hands (although not in that way - don't get any funny ideas). What do you suggest?

Ace said:

Girlfriend please..

I aint wearing no dead mouse on my bits.

Lleena said:

It's faux fur, of course! Can you walk with a haughty air, thrusting your caboose to and fro?

Ace said:

You're gonna work out just fine on the queer team, workin your fashion fabulousness!!!

Haystack is currently in the garden, playing I-Spy with Ace...

Earlier, madartista had fallen out with Lleena in the kitchen, over how to peel onions.

Mochalox comes to the Diary room...

madartista said:

What Lleena doesn't know, is that - in fact - I am not a queer stylist, but a heterosexual posing as a queer stylist. If she can unmask me as the imposter, she'll win a brand new Jeep Durango!

I BROUGHT MY BATHING SUIT!!!

{{{{{cannonball}}}}}

Ace said:

This is Big Brother, could Ace come to the diary room!

Haystack said:

Bitch can't peel onions. She thinks she knows everything.

Haystack said:

Oh, shit! I've stepped in it now!

starkitty said:

Shit, man, Number32 can have her! Always has to be the center of attention...gets a few drinks in her and she's flashin' her ta-ta's to all the guys. I'm votin' her ass out!
[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 13:06:34 2004 by Ace]

Ace said:

mm.

that ain't what you said last night.

starkitty said:

I told you that was just between us! Just goes to show I can't trust your ass. When you hear, "This will be the final rose this evening", don't be holdin' your breath.

Ace said:

as if i would lower myself to be CHOSEN!

you know what? you're out of the house.

get your shit, and call tyrone.

BUT YOU CAN'T USE MY PHONE.

starkitty said:

We'll see who'll be outta this house!
( starkitty thinks I'm a millionaire, but in actuality, I'm a porn star with a coke habit).
[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 13:29:56 2004 by Ace]