Sorry I am sure its been done before, but its 5am here and I can not sleep.



You know you ghetto....


you're hooked on ebonics.

you think tupac faked his death.

you get into a fistfight while you're pregnant.

you put sugar on frosted cornflakes.

you got married in prison.

you use your hands to put your food on your fork.

you're still proud of your jheri curl.

you have a car phone and no car.

you iron dirty clothes.

you pop your gum at a job interview.

you've ever been a guest on Ricki Lake.

you wear house shoes to the grocery store.

you use a clothes hanger as a TV antenna.

you recognize your homies on America's Most Wanted.

you work out at a jungle gym in the park.

you record over previously recorded tapes.

you steal and get beat only for getting caught.

your Mom does your hair in the kitchen.

you go to school just to sell drugs.

you put on panty hose instead of shaving your legs.

you got all new appliances the day after the riots.

you're getting paid, but your bills ain't.

your moms washes paper plates.

you buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next
day.

you only go to church on Easter and Mother's day.

you drink a soda with breakfast.

you throw a pool party at the fire hydrant.

if you use old panty hose w/ runs in them as a stocking cap

you use your oven to dry wet clothes.

the windows in your house have more cardboard than glass.

you took the batteries out of the smoke detector to put in your
pager.

if you freeze bateries to get more life out of them

the Santa Claus at your mall doesn't have the red and white outfits.

you buy pagers to match your outfits.

you have graffiti on your shower curtains.

your teacher is afraid to teach you.

you go trick-or-treating without a costume.

you pee in the shower.

you have to put stuff on layaway at the 99- cent store.

you play tackle football on concrete.

you brush your teeth with a washcloth.

your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.

you buy cigarettes individually,not by the pack.

use food stamps at the chinese resteraunt

you do your grocery shopping at the liquor store.

you jump into a fight that doesn't involve you

you can hear the heater but you can't feel it.

you have a drawer full of catsup,jelly,salt,and napkins from fast-food restaurants.

you think you should be the jet beauty of the week.

you wrap Christmas presents in newspaper.

you walk your pit bull without a leash.

if you buy bootleg cds and movies

you thought you were getting a million at the Million Man march.

your landlord is afraid to come to your apartment.

if you ever got whupped w/ a switch

if your moms sang a song while whupping u

you have a lock on your phone.

you can outrun a police dog.

when you were little you had to be in the house before the
streetlights came on.

you think you can kick Mike Tyson's ass.

you go to church just to pick up women.

there's a black Jesus in your living room.

you take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.

you found your dog.

your boxers are longer than your shorts.

you return girts for the money.

it was okay to have D's on your report card.

you have more than one social security number.

you yell "pookie" in your house and 5 people turn around.

you used to play hide and go get it.

you think going to prison is "keeping it real".

if your mama puts the lords name in everything

you left Las Vegas mad because they didn't have a domino table.

your woman has more hair on her legs than you have on your chest.

your uncle still has furry dice hanging from his rearview mirror.

there's a metal detector at your kid's day care.

you can't go outside until your brother comes home with the jacket.

you brought your Christmas tree the day after Christmas.

your Mom whups your friends.

you keep food stamps in a money clip.

your still doing the running man.

you add water to shampoo to stretch it.

you have a gold cap over a cavity.

you use a toothbrush to style your baby hair.

you can outrun a cop while wearing high heels.

your fingernails are longer then your fingers.

you named your kids after cars you can't afford.

you have the phone numbers to several prisons on speed dial.

you've ever snuck a forty-ounce into church.

it's been posted before.. but it's still funny

CokeJohnson said:

your still doing the running man.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Im not quite sure what you mean by that

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I used to always get my hair done in the kitchen. More light



I was too old to be wearing one



Why is this ghetto?



There are some nice looking girls in there. Why not?



Didn't everybody?



Jesus wasn't white



We never had real "Bubble Bath." No need it's the same thing



Shaving legs is a sexist ritual imposed by society



I was whupped by a friend's mother. I still have issues to this day because of it



Only in fun. Only in fun



This is ghetto how? How else are you supposed to style your baby hair?
[This message was edited Sun Jul 18 3:07:20 2004 by Janfriend]

Janfriend said:

GHETTO CHILDREN STAND UP

Ever had a moment when youi're not sure if you should be offended or laugh? I've done some of these.....

I'm ghetto!

althom said:

meow85 said:

Its ok we all have

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

You know you hood when you:

add -s to 1. person sing. : I speaks like I likes

and when you use 3. person sing. verbs in 1. person plur. :

"we was at the beach.. "

althom said:

sag10 said: