Christopher said:

poor papa.



he smelt so bad.

TheFrog said:

well they must've scented him cause the purse smells like roses and mint toothpaste.

Christopher said:

oh! it must've been made out of his ass then.

his ass smelt like that.

TheFrog said:

Hello Frog

the best smell is blown out matches and candles!

celery sticks and lots of salt Mmmmmm
[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:49:18 2004 by lollyp0p]

TheFrog said:

did he pass that on to you?

TheFrog said:

Sigh...those are a dime a dozen in my backyard.

since WHEN does celery stink?! it's practically odourless! this thread stinks, more like!

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[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 5:52:04 2004 by mrdespues]

Christopher said:

my ass smells of ethanol.

just don't smoke near me...

lollyp0p said:

celery is evil! can't you see the way it's trying to fool you into thinking it's nice? don't fall for it.

TheFrog said:

ok i promise i will never go near celery again so long as u continue to me

Close your eyes Frog.









































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[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 6:00:57 2004 by Lleena]

teller said:

damn. you really do live in a smelly area.
how about a nice, stinky slab of blue cheese then:

mrdespues said:

Celery has an acrid smell, similar to nettles. It's definitely not odourless, it may not smell as bad as say, a big stinky poo, but it does have a smell, albeit a faint one.
The only reason for it's existence is to make Bloody Mary's look good.

I agree with you about this thread though.


can'tevenspellawordwiththreesoddinglettersinitedit
[This message was edited Thu Jul 15 6:03:17 2004 by AsylumUtopia]

Scuzzlebutt!

TheFrog said:

huh huh...you said ASS...huh huh....yeah ermehhheh yeh ass..

TheFrog said:

My area is so smelly that blue cheese actually freshens up the place.

Lleena said:

TheFrog said:

Who knew Celery could have this affect on you? :

Lleena said:

i know it's irrational.

but i hate that evil, vindictive, manipulative and smelly salad vegetable that is

celery

raw onions

apparently me



i celery and peanut butter

- mincemeat
- curdled milk
- smelly star
- your kitchen dustbin which you really should have emptied about a week ago but can't be bothered
- new car smell

i am going to win this one.

and anyone who has smelled them knows, i win.












































































chitlins.

starkitty said:

is that a really bad holiday camp?

TheFrog said:

u can get car air freshners that smell of new Car smell!!


I'll send u one frog

lollyp0p said:

you send me one of those, and i'll send you some tar.

starkitty said:

Can't be worse than skunk (no, not the lovely green dutch stuff, the horribly smelly small black and white north american animal).
That is the weirdest, most vile, noxious, long lasting smell I have ever had the misfortune to get a whiff of.

TheFrog said:

it's pig intestines.

people eat them. they smell god-awful. i can't begin to describe the horrible awfulness of the smell.

it catches you in the back of the throat.

i hate the mix of cigarette smoke and old lady perfume, too.

AsylumUtopia said:

we only have skunks around here?

skunk is pretty bad.

TheFrog said:

seeming as u are being so kind, I'll nip round to sainsburys and purchase a certain salad vegetable I'm sure u could learn to love it

starkitty said:

As far as I know, they're only in North America (apologies for lack of capital letters last time), but I wouldn't take that as absolute fact, my knowledge of skunks is limited.