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Jessica Simpson may be.... The dumbest person ever! Has anyone else been watching the Newlyweds show on MTV? I knew she had to be a little dense when she announced that she "was escapage on stage" for Janet's MTV Icon show, but she really puts her stupidity on full display on this show. In the first episode, she asked Nick if her tuna was fish or chicken. "I know it's tuna, but it says it's Chicken By the Sea or something..." Classic! On tonight's episode, she bought 2 bras and 2 pairs of underpants for over $750, but never checked the price until she looked at the receipt after signing a sheet saying that she couldn't return them.  On the preview for next week's episode, she and Nick are to go camping, and they are talking about bear repellent, prompting her to ask, "Are there REALLY bears out there?"
As much as I hate to admit it, I love watching the show just to see Jessica in action. She reminds me of Anna Nicole in training! | |
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I was Escapage On Stage! | |
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"I think the only time I would ever shoot you is if I found out you were cheating, and I'd shoot your dick off." | |
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TRON said: "I think the only time I would ever shoot you is if I found out you were cheating, and I'd shoot your dick off."
My roommates and I are keeping a list of her classic quotes. | |
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She is pretty stupid and dammit she gets to roll over to NICK. It just ain't right. | |
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i love the show... and ian i know you secretly love her
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Jessica is sooo BLONDE that I can't see Nick staying there more then 1 more year.
She is insane. He married her to get in her pants..NOW he has to deal with her dumb blonde crap. 1 year tops. | |
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I'd still shag her rotten. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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Hey not all blondes with big boobs are dumb! State spelling bee champ over here  Kinda dumb to make assumptions though... 
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I love it. That "Chicken Of the Sea" comment is priceless. She better hope she stays hot forever! | |
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Call me stupid, but I always wondered why they called it "Chicken of the Sea." I never thought it was chicken though. I was never dumb enough to ask "Is this chicken or fish?" | |
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Janfriend said: Call me stupid, but I always wondered why they called it "Chicken of the Sea." I never thought it was chicken though. I was never dumb enough to ask "Is this chicken or fish?"
No, you're not stupid. I think it is stupid name too. I think my mother sang the commerical to me and it made sense but I forget it already. The thing is she thought it was fish. Could she be kidding. I saw it again and..damn is she dumb! | |
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And to think he didn't get to hit that until they got married!!!
I hope it was worth it. I'm sure it was. | |
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locoarts said: Jessica is sooo BLONDE that I can't see Nick staying there more then 1 more year.
She is insane. He married her to get in her pants..NOW he has to deal with her dumb blonde crap. 1 year tops. I can never sit straight through that show because it just seems so obvious to me that they are going to get divorced! The evil looks that they shoot each other throughout the entire show seem a bit much for a couple who has been married less than a year and Nick seems wicked pissed off at how messy and clueless she is. Maybe she's not really like that and she's just acting dumb for the camera. | |
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Be nice people.  |
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Do not hate her just because you want to fuck her husband. Man...if the org ever discovers this thread, you're gonna BURN. --Teller
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VinnyM27 said: Janfriend said: Call me stupid, but I always wondered why they called it "Chicken of the Sea." I never thought it was chicken though. I was never dumb enough to ask "Is this chicken or fish?"
No, you're not stupid. I think it is stupid name too. I think my mother sang the commerical to me and it made sense but I forget it already. The thing is she thought it was fish. Could she be kidding. I saw it again and..damn is she dumb! maybe she was being sarcastic and putting on for the camera. who knows ....
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Some pretty telling lines in last night's episode!
Jessica and Nick went camping, and they were discussing how their father used to take people who passed a certain test on a camping trip. Someone asked, "Where did he take them?" and Jessica replied "I don't know- I never passed the test." They were also reading a book which devised undesirable hypothetical situations. One asked that if you lived to 90, would you rather have the mind of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life or the body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years. Jessica said, "The body- you don't need to be bright." | |
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Moonbeam said: They were also reading a book which devised undesirable hypothetical situations. One asked that if you lived to 90, would you rather have the mind of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life or the body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years. Jessica said, "The body- you don't need to be bright."
DAMN! I guess that is true in MTV-land. | |
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VinaBlue said: Moonbeam said: They were also reading a book which devised undesirable hypothetical situations. One asked that if you lived to 90, would you rather have the mind of a 30-year old for the last 60 years of your life or the body of a 30-year old for the last 60 years. Jessica said, "The body- you don't need to be bright."
DAMN! I guess that is true in MTV-land. :FALLOFF: | |
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I LOVE this show .. it is a complete Train Wreck
wow.. every episode gets better.. Jessica says more & more stupid things I just dont know how Nick cant even stand looking at her anymore.. he looks like he just wants to kill himself.
all that baby talk.. wow EVERYTHING she says is Stupid or Wrong!
Nick's Brother can't stand her either...His Wife looks like he wants to kill her too
GREAT Show! This can't be helping her career. ~Does anyone remember the "Sureal Life" on the WB. Jessica reminds me of Corey Feldman! I think he came off better on that show
Nick dude you are a SAINT!! How do you do it? wow **** I am sorry I said anything about Blonde.. because She is on another level! NO ONE is on that level. She has No hobbies, No close friends..She never had to figure out a Personality.. (she seem like the type of women, that EVERYONE wants to meet and get to know/be around.. after seeing her for 3 seonds!! BUT after you actually talk to her for more then 1 hour... you want to RUN away!) [This message was edited Wed Sep 10 1:17:28 PDT 2003 by locoarts] | |
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locoarts said: I LOVE this show .. it is a complete Train Wreck
wow.. every episode gets better.. Jessica says more & more stupid things I just dont know how Nick cant even stand looking at her anymore.. he looks like he just wants to kill himself.
all that baby talk.. wow EVERYTHING she says is Stupid or Wrong!
Nick's Brother can't stand her either...His Wife looks like he wants to kill her too
GREAT Show! This can't be helping her career. ~Does anyone remember the "Sureal Life" on the WB. Jessica reminds me of Corey Feldman! I think he came off better on that show
Nick dude you are a SAINT!! How do you do it? wow *** I am sorry I said anything about Blonde.. because She is on another level! NO ONE is on that level. She has No hobbies, No close friends..She never had to figure out a Personality.. (she seem like the type of women, that EVERYONE wants to meet and get to know/be around.. after seeing her for 3 seonds!! BUT after you actually talk to her for more then 1 hour... you want to RUN away!)
[This message was edited Wed Sep 10 1:17:28 PDT 2003 by locoarts] So true!
Some nice quotes this week: "There were mouses?" (mice) "Rigga who?" when Nick was talking about rigor mortis.  | |
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Rigga Wha? Rigga Who? | |
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you know what's sad?
that a member of 98 degrees is TOO GOOD FOR HER. | |
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AaronMaximus said: you know what's sad?
that a member of 98 degrees is TOO GOOD FOR HER. That is VERY sad! | |
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I like this couple
Nick is a well rounded bright guy and I think he loves the innoscence of Jessica I'm proud she stayed a virgin until she was married, me being a virgin myself I blame her parents for her spoiledness and lack of education. Did you see when her mom came over and said "Do you want me to do your laundry?" WTF? Your daughter is grown. Let her do her own fucking laundry. My mom doesn't come by to do my laudry. She needs to watch some A&E, Discovery Channel, and TLC. She didn know what rigor mortis was | |
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you know what .. I watched 3 episodes in a row and NOW I feel that Nick is a complete TOOL!
I go back and forth.. BUT I love the show. Everytime I see Jessica now I think that that NASTY BOMB she dropped in the bathroom. just the look on Nick's face grossed me out | |
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It seems strange that Jessica's mom cleaned up after her even when she was in high school.
She probably has never made her bed. The more you hear her the less attractive she becomes. | |
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She's not even cute | |
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and look atthis naughty peek-a-boo moment: WARNING Show's her  
http://www.paparazzifilth...r04_03.jpg No wonder he wants to marry her! :LOL: | |
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