first of all, let me clarify that i did not write this... just posting it for your enjoyment...

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The Prince Interview

Triumph: Today I am talking to Prince he was a symbol but now he is back to Prince after many years. MAN we saw that symbol more than Nike. Whats up with that man??

Prince: Sometimes one has to be free. And thats what i chose to be a free man instead of a slave

Triumph: That symbol was good

Prince: Thanks I thought it looked cool

Triumph: FOR ME TO POOOP ON!! (gets right in princes face)

Prince: Well thats your business not mine brother

Triumph: I kid ...I kid. MAN I have that symbol on all of my possessions

Prince: You know its copyrighted?

Triumph: Oh now your going to sue a dog? MAN how low can you go?? First Pets.com dog now you. Well bring it on man! You will sink just like Pets.com did!

Prince: I'm just saying

Triumph: Hey listen before you sue me lets get to this interview

Prince: Alright but I wont ask any insult questions

Triumph: Cmon do I look like I will insult you? Whats up with this shiny suit you look like you are ready for Lost in space with Dr Smith. CMON! Get with the times man

Prince: I said I wouldnt answer any questions regarding insulting me

Triumph: I KIIIDD I Kid The suit is nice...

Prince: Thanks

Triumph: FOR ME TO POOOP ON!!!

Triumph: THIS suit is more revealing than Jennifer Lopezs dress cmon Prince put some slacks on MAN!! We go cruise some bars and pick up bitches

Prince: I find that word to be negative used for women.

Triumph: Who are you kiddin you got more bitches than the Westminster DOG SHOW!! Cmon Prince stop with the lies! We all know about your stable of bitches spill the beans prince!

Prince: Listen I aint gonna talk about it

Triumph: What about Vanity man? She was a sexy bitch for sure. You got her number? I would love for MRS sexy to bone OHHH YESS

Prince: Man thats rude... Vanity is a respectable lady

Triumph: Will see how respectable she is suckin me off!! I KID I kid

Prince: Enough talk about the bitches man

Triumph: What did you say?? I caught you Prince you said "BITCH" I got you man!! Now give me vanitys number you pimp!! (laughs)

Prince: I dont have it...

Triumph: You know what Prince? I was going to be nice to you but now I dont know. Whats up with your website man? You have misspelled more words than Dan Quayle at a 2nd grade spelling bee. Get a speak n spell man! I KID I KID

Prince: Its just my way of expressing words

Triumph: I like the site its great...

Prince: Thanks alot of time...

Triumph: (GETS in Princes face with cigar) FOR ME TO POOOP ON!!

Prince: You know Im getting the feeling you dont like me

Triumph: I like you I have all your albums and I love that song If I was your bitch. Its very moving. I boned many bitches to that song.

Prince: Its if I was your girlfriend!

Triumph: Whatever man I was close. So tell mee about Sheila E shes a latin bitch HUH prince? I bet you banged her drum moretimes than KEITH MOON banged drums from the who. OHHH she is so sexxy OHHH YES! Give up the number man...

Prince: Thats personal information I cant do that

Triumph: I want to know did you do her after her first solo album or before? I want to know the way you pimp PRince. I admire your ways you pimp more than Huggybear I KID I KID!

Prince: Im not gonna answer this. This is all very rude.

Triumph: What year did you bone Shelia E? This is more unpersonal as you say.

Prince: I cant say that Im not admitting to it

Triumph: CMON Prince I know you and her had a BEAUTIFUL night together. Was it on tour? Or your pimp studio? That place has a bedroom...oh thats smooth Prince to bang the bitches when you are done recording.

Prince: Listen you better talk about god or Im done

Triumph: So Prince what do you know about God? Please tell me your feelings on this enigmatic subject

Prince: I know hes everywhere...and everything. Hes the truth you know and...

Triumph: Okay enough of that back to the bitches...

Prince: Listen I can leave

Triumph: But before you do I will wallop you more times than tyson did Robin Givens.. I KID I KID. Whats up with your height man? My dick is bigger than you...Im just kiddin its the heart and soul that counts in size you are tall enough

Prince: Thank you that means alot

Triumph: FOR ME TOO POOOP ON!!!

Prince: You know NPG is gonna put you on the updates as a negative dog

Triumph: Im more negative than Nancy Regans ovaries. I KID I KID... Now prince what is this I heard you and Kim Bassinger. Now she is a sexy blonde bitch Did you do her?

Prince: I cant say man...thats private information

Triumph: This must have been before alec. He would have kicked your ass man.I BET you did do her prince more times than you changed your name! I KID I KID prince. One min its Prince next min its squiggley fuck next min its Prince I got a new name for you man...Make a big BUTT and a arrow drawing to the hole. ASSHOLE you get it? HAHA I kid I kid...Now I heard you did Kylie Minogue shes the locomotion bitch? Did you choo choo thru her??

Prince: Man this is not for anyone to hear

Triumph: Okay Prince I get the picture. You did that austrailian bitch too. You went down under for some ass. YOU PIMP you!!

Prince: Man you dont have any manners

Triumph: Now you did that playboy playmate Carmen Electra. Was she good?

Prince: I didnt do her. That rumor is untrue

Triumph: So your telling me beautiful 18 year old go go dancer comes to Paisley park to record a solo rap album and you dont BONE HER? Oh Prince you're a card man. What did you hire her for? Her artistic side? Cmon Prince that girl had more ass than a donkey farm. You dogged her I dont blame you man! Stop with the lies Prince!!

Prince: I didnt do her thats the truth

Triumph: I believe you Prince. Thee truth is you mack more than Michael Jackson at a guest childrens party at the neverland ranch. I KID... Michael isnt as weird as you prince at least you bone many BITCHES OHHH yesss

Prince: You better ask somethin relevant to my art

Triumph: Now when you were looking at underage mayte did you want to bone her right away? You can tell me Prince I wont tell!

Prince: MAN thats private the nerve of you.

Triumph: What ?!?! Cmon man you had her everywhere with you? You didnt bone her before she turned 18?? I know you pimp you. Prince cmon spill the beans tell me when it was? In the Video shoot?

Prince: Im not saying

Triumph: ON tour??

Triumph: OR in the recording studio?!?!

Prince: No comment

Triumph: IT WAS!! haha It was in the recording studio. She was doing a mic check wasnt she? Prince ...man I envy you. Id bone that bitch too. Maybe she dances good I think thats great

Prince: Yea shes a great dancer

Triumph: FOR ME TO POOOP ON!!! (laughs)

Prince: Listen you are disrespecting everybody around me

Triumph: No man thats not it...so tell me out of all the bitches who felt the best? You tell me Im just a dog eh?? CMON Prince...

Prince: NO comment!

Triumph: IT was vanity I bet. I bet she put out some. Always walking around in those lingerie OHHH YES

Prince: Lets talk more about what Im up to

Triumph: Okay prince then BACK to the bitches!

Prince: Right now Im about to put out a sample set

Triumph: Cmon you been saying its coming out for a year. That set is going to be more delayed than the sonny and cher reunion!! I KID I KID!

Prince: 2001...its gonna happen

Triumph: 700 dollars?? I better get some bitches numbers with that prince. And an allnight orgy with all of them for that price. Cmon 700 for some cds?? Thats too much you are crazy man...

Prince: I gotta an album coming out

Triumph: Oh an album WOO HOO Cmon who cares man? That album is less anticipated than Reba Jackson comeback lp! CMON man! Its all about the bitches get back to the bitches!

Prince: I aint gonna say nothin on that

Triumph: Ananda Lewis did you bone her eh??? I bet you did Princey

Prince: No comment

Triumph: YOU DID you know how I know Prince that "baby knows "song. Didnt think I knew cmon PRINCEY!!! More talk about bitches!!

Triumph: Wait who is this sexy bitch?

Prince: Thats my dog Mia

Triumph: Hey looks its the only bitch prince didnt bone haha I KID I KID...I doubt you did Carnie Wilson. Shes kind of hefty eh princey?? Shes got more to hold on to than Mt everest I kid I KID I watched her show the 10 minutes it was on the air ... Hey sweetheart come here I got somethin to show you (starts humping MIA)OHHH YES give it to me ...DO MEEE MIAAA KISSS ME ALL OVERR (starts singin prince tunes)

Prince: Thats my dog man!! What are you doing!!

Triumph: OH CMON prince Im gettin some ASS like you didnt know ... Okay sweetheart I will see you later dont go anywhere Triumph has plans for you bitch.

Prince: I hope this interview is almost over

Triumph: Now we missed many Bitches Im sure that you have boned. Tell me about the newest bitch "GENEVA" How many times a night do you do her? Prince you are so smooth "BACKGROUND DANCER" morelike BACKGROUND BITCH. I envy you and admire you man

Prince: I gotta go man NO comment ...

Triumph: BY THE WAY Prince I know about Sheena Easton. Did you drive thru that bitches SUGAR WALLS??? CMON PRINCE Tell the DOG!! I wont tell anybody!!

(Prince walks away)

Subject: Triumph the insult comic dog interviews Prince
Newsgroups: alt.music.prince
Date: 2001/01/12

p.s. to appreciate the interview, you should watch one first... enjoy

This is not supposed to be true, is it?

calldapplwondery83 said:

maybe?

is this for real? when was this done? If it for real... which I doubt.

real or not, it does sounbd alot like the way prince would respond.

I must be in a bad mood or something, i didn't think any of that was even slightly funny at all.

Triumph: So Prince what do you know about God? Please tell me your feelings on this enigmatic subject

Prince: I know hes everywhere...and everything. Hes the truth you know and...

Triumph: Okay enough of that back to the bitches...

Prince: Listen I can leave

Triumph: But before you do I will wallop you more times than tyson did Robin Givens.. I KID I KID. Whats up with your height man? My dick is bigger than you...Im just kiddin its the heart and soul that counts in size you are tall enough


LMFAO

That was funny as hell.

bwaaahahahahaha!!! this dog is funny! anybody seen that episode where he's interviewing all these star wars nerds awaiting the premiere of 'episode 1'. that shit's hilarious! i don't believe this interview's real though, but it was definitely funny!

korovyov said:

No I don't think that's how Prince would have responded at all. He would have got up and walked away a long time ago. He would never had let that interview get that far.

I'm sure he wouldn't of even have done the interview unless he was suddenly stopped by this puppet dog while doing something else.

Jem said:

yeah, and he wouldn't be caught dead at a dixie chicks concert either

I love it!

That was a fake.

I love Triumph and that wasnt even remotely funny. Cept for the "enough about god, lets talk about bitches".

Triumph makes fun of people and is a little ruthless but he is never completely disrespectful like this interview. Check out the one when he goes to the Bon Jovi concert. That one and the Star Wars one are the best. They are availible on Kazaa.

chemmie said:

it's a fake? really? !

How stupid. Yeah i am sure all that happened. what a crap thread. i am crap i guess for responding. 'ucking idiot u r.

agentmonday said:

Damn...damn...damn...