O.k. so I've been patient enough already Mani you've got to go you are ruining Prince and you don't look right with him . You probably are just there because of Tina and Larry. Well I know him better than you do and I can make him happier than you ever can. He'd write better music , laugh again and act like the young man that he is instead. I'd teach him to not be afraid of the fans quite so much. I'd be great for him and he'd Fly. Prince pay her off and start paying attention to the way you use to be. Paisley Park used to be SPOTLESS now it's Dirty. The floors were dirty and the rugs and the walls needed paint and the woman's bathroom closet was broken. And I cried when I saw how some people scratched your awards on the wall. I think somebody is slipping and we can't have that! Prince get on top of this. Also quality control are your hats and tee-shirts and tourbooks up to par? I noticed things that weren't perfect. They used to be. Prince you need to CARE AGAIN!!! You Do!!! This Puerto Rican /Russian Knows you got the STUFF and YOU Can DO it again. I'm determined to help you! I think that when you sing the songs with curses in them and change the words it just sounds stupid. In my opinion either don't sing the song or curse. It isn't a big deal you are human! I don't know who repressed you but it is time to get dirty again. Yeah my name is Vagina and I'm proud of it . Do you really think all of your fans are Pigs or Dirty for liking your Older material? I think you are wrong to try to give us a guilt trip and it's wrong. So what if the woman want to sleep with you. Big wow you should be happy they still do! Peace my brother please get over it!

I can't even bring myself to comment.

Didn't I tell you my favorite song was CONTROVERSY?

Oh, so this is all Mani's fault, huh? All Prince needs is the "right" woman and his life would be perfect--no more rude fans or janitorial issues? Mani is supposed to be cleaning (or in charge of having people clean)?

A woman named Vagina is gonna make it all better, too, huh?

I can't say a word...

I'm waiting on some of these seasoned folks to come get her right...

Vagina said:

You may have, but I can't say I care.

Dancer2004 said:

Girl, I know what you mean. What a dumbass.

PARAGRAPHS!!! I refuse to even read anyones post if they cant draft a half-decent looking article...


no shame on anyone...just a request.

SkletonKee said:

Don't worry. You aren't missing a thing with this one.

And why do you dog your female fans? We are good enough to spend all of our money on your shows and merchandise and then you just walk away from us. And why are there no Blonds in your love life? What gives already you certainly can't be afraid of me and I know you aren't so Prince why haven't we knocked boots yet? I know Mani wouldn't care if you just pay her to leave and it would be worth it. She probably doesn't understand you deep down inside. Hey fans wouldn't you want Prince to get that Adrenaline Rush that only good Ole Vagina could give him and make him sing superfunkycalifragisexi over and over again. His hair would curl. Guaranteed to get a triple parental warning advisory warning and banned. Eminem we'll kick your ass in! You'll be the old Douche Bag!
[This message was edited Tue Jul 2 16:57:53 PDT 2002 by Vagina]

Vagina said:

Do you know how extremely stupid you really are? I mean, you are REALLY REALLY stupid. I can't even begin to describe the stupidity you emmit in your posts.

I can't even believe Buddha said some stupid shit like that.

Vagina said:

I think you and thechronic would get along very well. I'll hook the 2 of you up, how's that Vaggy?

AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead said:

I think you're right. Her name's Vagina...She's stupid...
Yep. Get her with thechronic.

SynthiaRose said:

Well he did.

Prince can't a divorce a woman that he didn't marry

And it's not Mani's fault that Prince is too cheap to hire a decent janitorial service. He could have hired extra temporary help to clean up around Paisley during the celebration.

Also, I have always felt that it's a very, very bad idea to allow more than a thousand people to trek through the rooms at Paisley Park. Something is always going to be broken or taken in that type of situation.

I don't care what you guys say. It's the Truth! Prince has been playing head games with me since the 1994 him and his security wanted to get in my pants but they were such Cowards. I'm only into Prince anyway guys because he's a Fox. I'm sick of him running away from a beautiful girl and having slutty dancers or Escorts try to discourage me. Now if he's not Gay and we know he isn't why doesn't he just Bang me already? I'm probably cleaner than he is. I don't care Prince it's true. I'm no threat to you and you know it. Stop playing games with my mind already. I want you and that's it . You always listened to me and you know you did so you know I just have to push it to the limit now. It's been too many years already. Enough Already!

:LOL: and I'm the one with three working braicells in this Joint ?
Eh where are the dudes with the white coats and dart guns when you need them ?

I'm Nuts but this chick has me beat by a long shot
Yo ! Guys ... Call for the truck ... Quick !

Oh oh!!
One flew over the cuckoo's nest!

Guys, you totally shouldn't be mean to her. Like, there could seriously be some major problems in her head. She could be on meds or something...aww.

Vagina, now...what did the doctor tell u about drinking when ur taking ur anti-depressants...come on now, u know better, plus it's 2 damned early!

Also, if u just wait long enough, the restraining order Prince and Mani have out on u will expire, and u can go right on back 2 stalking his ass at the Park!

Meanwhile, keep ur crazy, half-witted, stalking messages confined 2 u and ur other personalities...what r we up 2 now, 'bout 5?

Damn!

should i laugh or feel sorry?

yes, he could do sooo much better. this woman wormed her way into his life. converting to JW then befriending larry and tina...how cheap! prince should see through this. if we ever want him to come out of this JW thing...we have to get him away from her. We need to campaign to get him and mayte back together

Is it possible, that perhaps, just MAAAYBE she's a nice woman? Perhaps she's good to Prince? Hmm? PERHAPS? Give the man a little more credit than that.

Yexzandrah said:

how do u say 48 hour eval?? lol

VAGINA!!!i have to say if u did bang the p and just for one night he gave us an old skool x rated show..im thinking superfunky,erotic city,days of wild,sister,head,mad sex(joke),sexy motherfucker THEN GO FOR IT!!!
pus its bullshit how some people knock your name after all prince originally intended to call vanity vagina DID HE NOT!
i truly respect and love the man but wouldnt it be amazing if the xrated though devoutly religous prince of 88 met the pg rated deeply religious prince of 2002???/i realy dont give a sprout about religion or his belirfs as my fave albums are both trc and parade ..but it would be intresting

June7 I don't drink or take anti-depressents nor do I have mental problems but maybe you do. Thank you! Thank You again ! I am highly intelligent and graduated with a 3.6 in college. Why does another brother or sister want to put another one down? Would it kill you to see me fulfill my Dreams? Well if it's meant to be it will be and nothing anyone can do can change it. Of course Prince is the boss in this matter and he has to be attracted. Sometimes I can be course but it's for effect. If you knew me you'd know I'm religious and have the preists on my side. The Angels are watching over me so I don't worry.

Vagina said:

Don't worry Vagina it's only a matter of time b4 the divorce!