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Reply #30 posted 09/27/16 9:29pm

Superstition

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Lol, good ones.

In all seriousness, he did a holiday remix of Love Letter that was pretty decent.
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Reply #31 posted 09/28/16 6:11am

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These were the tracks that didn't make the final cut:

Slayed on the sleigh featuring Future.
Nookie after milk and cookies.
Backdoor Santa 2016.
Piss Christmas (remix of This Christmas.)
Jingle Your Bells.
Pee Under the Tree.
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever
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Reply #32 posted 09/28/16 6:15am

Identity

^
Hilarious! lol

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Reply #33 posted 09/28/16 11:21pm

Superstition

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White Christmas (With No Snow)
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Reply #34 posted 09/29/16 1:21am

SoulAlive

"Hoe,Hoe,Hoe"

"Let Me Be Your Stocking Stuffer"

lol lol

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Reply #35 posted 09/29/16 3:36am

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Xmas Just Ain't Xmas(Unless You're Hung With The Young)

Target Xclusive track
Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #36 posted 09/29/16 6:42am

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Santa Claus Go Straight To The Strip Club
Mistletoe Hoe
Eggnog Bath
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever
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Reply #37 posted 09/29/16 8:50am

SoulAlive

this thread is hilarious falloff

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Reply #38 posted 09/29/16 9:12am

SoulAlive

"Let's Piss Under The Mistletoe"

"Joy To The Girls"

"Candy Cane For You"

"Deck Your Halls Tonight"

evillol

[Edited 9/29/16 9:24am]

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Reply #39 posted 09/29/16 9:34am

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Released separately R.Kelly will be dropping a Christmas edition titled:

Trapped in the Chimney.
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever
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Reply #40 posted 09/29/16 9:46am

Superstition

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Santa Clause Is Cumming To Town
I Saw Mommy Sexing Santa Claus
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Reply #41 posted 09/29/16 9:53am

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LittleBLUECorvette said:

Released separately R.Kelly will be dropping a Christmas edition titled: Trapped in the Chimney.

spit

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #42 posted 09/29/16 10:04am

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I'm bout to write a few verses to some of these on my lunch break. Hahaha.
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever
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Reply #43 posted 09/29/16 5:34pm

SoulAlive

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I'm bout to write a few verses to some of these on my lunch break. Hahaha.


I was gonna do the same thing lol
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Reply #44 posted 09/29/16 7:16pm

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Lyrics to SANTA CLAUS GO STRAIGHT TO THE STRIP CLUB

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Hitch up that skirt girl
And go straight to the strp club

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Fill every g-string you find
The hoes are gonna love you so

Get a dance from Kesha
Get a dance from Carrie
Make it rain on Susan
And don't forget about Mary

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Tell Kells sent you
And go straight to the strip club
PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever
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Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It
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Reply #45 posted 09/30/16 1:33am

SoulAlive

evillol

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Reply #46 posted 09/30/16 1:07pm

Germanegro

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This thread is too much! But I guess R. K. might just deserve all of it.

falloff

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Reply #47 posted 09/30/16 1:10pm

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Bitch betta have my pumpkin pie.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #48 posted 10/01/16 1:26am

mjscarousal

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Reply #49 posted 10/01/16 12:38pm

SoulAlive

"Trapped In The Closet With Mrs.Claus"

hmmm actually,she's waaaaay too old for him evillol

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Reply #50 posted 10/01/16 9:22pm

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LittleBLUECorvette said:

Lyrics to SANTA CLAUS GO STRAIGHT TO THE STRIP CLUB

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Hitch up that skirt girl
And go straight to the strp club

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Fill every g-string you find
The hoes are gonna love you so

Get a dance from Kesha
Get a dance from Carrie
Make it rain on Susan
And don't forget about Mary

Santa Claus go straight to the strip club
Tell Kells sent you
And go straight to the strip club


You better make sure you get those lyrics copyrighted. They may actually end up on the album.
"It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates
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Reply #51 posted 10/02/16 8:32am

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LittleBLUECorvette said:

kitbradley said:
First single, "All I Want For Christmas Is Yo Black Panties", scheduled for release on November 25th.
Rest of the tracklist. -XXX-Mas -Let me unwrap you girl -Fill ya stockings -12 inches on the 12th night -A December to Remember -Miss Claus and her draws -Ho Ho Ho -I got a present for you!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Actually, I wouldn´t be too surprised if those song titles were real.

" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?"
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Reply #52 posted 10/02/16 6:37pm

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Previously unreleased tracks from the 12 play era

Didn't See Me Cumming for Xmas
Hide N Freak Her In Santa's Sleigh
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Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #53 posted 10/03/16 1:21pm

Identity

LittleBLUECorvette said:

''Mistletoe Hoe''




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Reply #54 posted 10/03/16 9:43pm

woogiebear

Santa Claus..........goes straight 2 McDonald's!!!!!!

eek

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Reply #55 posted 10/04/16 7:49am

alphastreet

Merry Pissmas ya filthy animals! lol

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Reply #56 posted 10/04/16 8:31am

Identity

"Bobbing For Your Apples"
"Eggnog With Extra Cream"
"Sexting With Teens (Joy to the World)
"Guide My Sleigh Tonight" (Pee-Soaked Remix)

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Reply #57 posted 10/04/16 6:33pm

Identity

Here is the official 12 Nights of Christmas track list:

wink

"My Wish for Christmas"
"Snowman"
"Home for Christmas"
"Mrs. Santa Claus"
"I’m Sending You My Love for Christmas"
"Letters"
"Once upon a Time"
"Greatest Gift"
"It’s Christmas Day"
"Christmas Lovin’"
"Flyin’ on My Sleigh"
"12 Nights of Christmas"



12 Nights of Christmas will be released on October 21.

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Reply #58 posted 10/04/16 8:03pm

funkycat00

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The Nutcracka

Your Uncle Screwounge
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Reply #59 posted 10/04/16 8:20pm

SoulAlive

Identity said:

Here is the official 12 Nights of Christmas track list:


wink

"My Wish for Christmas"
"Snowman"
"Home for Christmas"
"Mrs. Santa Claus"
"I’m Sending You My Love for Christmas"
"Letters"
"Once upon a Time"
"Greatest Gift"
"It’s Christmas Day"
"Christmas Lovin’"
"Flyin’ on My Sleigh"
"12 Nights of Christmas"




12 Nights of Christmas will be released on October 21.



ahh,too bad.I like the "dirty" titles that we came up with,lol evillol
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