What are the funniest rumours you have ever heard about rock stars. Here are are a few of mine.

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Kiss used their own blood in the ink of a 1970s comic about them.

Marilyn Manson is the nerdy Jewish looking boy from the Wonder years.

Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted on to his own.

Prince and MM had a rib removed so they could suck their own cocks.

Steven Tyler is really a succubus.

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The funniest has to be the Rod Stewart rumour, that in 1975 he serviced 200 sailors in a gay bar and had to have a quart of semen (sperm) pumped from his stomach. The rumour is entirely untrue as semen is not toxic and the largest stomachs take less than a quart capacity, also you have to be doing blowies and swallowing every drop of man milk for 3 days straight, surely by then, some of the first jizz ingested would have gone to the intestines and be unretreivable.

Rod himself said the rumour was started by a disgruntled gay employee who tried to bring a man back to the room he was sharing with Stewart's 7 year old son, and in which Stewart fired his ass, in revenge he decided to make up that rumour which has never gone away and been applied to artists like Elton John, Marc Almond, Boy George, Limahl and any other male artist who is not 100% straight acting (Prince and MJ as well), also to skanks like Britney, Katey, Ags, Shakira and Minaj. Variations of the rumour include the amount of sperm (Ounces, mils, gallons, litres and most extreme 10 gallons of sperm.

I find this cartoon hilarious about Rod Stewart

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Pau McCartney was dead....Gene Simmons had a cow's tongue grafted on to his own...Jimi Hendrix urinated on his guitar to put out the fire when he lit it...Led Zeppelin used a baby shark to peform oral sex on a groupie.

Isn't there some rocker dude (Ozzy Osborne?) who was rumored to bite the head off of a live bat during a concert?

The 1970s band Klaatu was really The Beatles reunited.

The many Elvis Presley sightings in the 1980s.

Daryl Hall practiced voodoo and/or black magic.

Charles Manson was one of the people who auditioned for The Monkees.

John Lennon, George Harrison, & Ringo Starr driving to Paul's house and John throwing a brick through Paul's window.

Yoko Ono put a spell on Paul McCartney during a Wings tour in Japan and this resulted in Paul getting arrested in 1980 and spending a few days in jail. Another version of this story is that Yoko called the Japanese police to tell them that Paul was carrying weed.

John Lennon & Brian Epstein slept together in Paris.

Paul McCartney died in the late 1960s in a car wreck and that there's many clues on The Beatles album covers and songs. John even commented on this rumor on his solo song How Do You Sleep.

Prince put a hex on Bubbles the chimp.

Ciara is really a guy.

Tupac Shakur is alive and living in Jamaica and continued recording. Also Adolf Hitler lived in South America until he died in the 1970s. The Hitler one might be true.

James Brown was going to have a sex change in the 1960s.

Michael Jackson was going to have a sex change and marry Clifton Davis.

Phil Collins saw a person drown and this is what In The Air Tonight is about.

If you listen to Love Rollercoaster by the Ohio Players, there's a scream. It was said that this was the model on the album cover getting killed.

Mick Jagger & David Bowie in bed.

SoulAlive said:

Isn't there some rocker dude (Ozzy Osbourne?) who was rumored to bite the head off of a live bat during a concert?

Not a rumor. This actually happened. Ozzy had to get rabies shots afterwards. Ozzy also bit the head of a dove and urinated on the Alamo, which resulted in him getting banned from the city for a number of years. Ozzy snorted live ants up his nose while hanging out with Mötley Crüe too. All of this happened in the 1980s.

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On a similar note, Keith Richards snorted his father's ashes and Glenn Frey from the Eagles had surgery to put teflon in his nose as it was worn down because of too much cocaine.

Jimmy Page made a pact with the devil to become a great guitar player

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MJ is not dead and faked his own death to escape the paparazzee.

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Prince and Paris Jackson are the children of Debbie Rowe and MJ's plastic surgeon Dr Arnold Klein.

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Joseph pimped out a young Michael as a catamite to his friends.

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Lady gaga is a man

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R Kelly planned the air crash that killed R Kelly

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Isaac Hayes, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are all gay and in Scinetology to cover it.

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Madonna is a succubus

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Elton John had the voice boxes cut out of his Rottweilers so he could sleep at night.

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Prince had sex with Madonna multiple times

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Michael Jackson died a virgin.

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Prince tried to rape Sinead O'Connor and beat her up after she refused to give up the rhythm.

Adorecream said:

RaspBerryGirlFriend said:

Adorecream said:

Jimmy Page made a pact with the devil to become a great guitar player

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MJ is not dead and faked his own death to escape the paparazzee.

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Prince and Paris Jackson are the children of Debbie Rowe and MJ's plastic surgeon Dr Arnold Klein.

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Joseph pimped out a young Michael as a catamite to his friends.

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Lady gaga is a man

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R Kelly planned the air crash that killed R Kelly

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Isaac Hayes, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are all gay and in Scinetology to cover it.

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Madonna is a succubus

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Elton John had the voice boxes cut out of his Rottweilers so he could sleep at night.

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Prince had sex with Madonna multiple times

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Michael Jackson died a virgin.

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Prince tried to rape Sinead O'Connor and beat her up after she refused to give up the rhythm.

That's quite the conspiracy theory

Sorry I meant Aaliyah

Adorecream said:

Prince and Paris Jackson are the children of Debbie Rowe and MJ's plastic surgeon Dr Arnold Klein.

I'd have almost believed that back then until you see that Prince has vitiligo.

To add to the list, I remember hearing about Rod Stewart drinking a gallon of sperm. I went home and told my parents, and my mother broke down crying. I was only 11 or 12, so rather shocking to hear your kid say something so gutter.

I never heard the Gene Simmons one, with the cow tongue.

MickyDolenz said:

Ciara is really a guy.

Mick Jagger & David Bowie in bed.

Both totally true.