The Rest: http://www.youtube.com/us...ture=watch

[Edited 5/20/13 2:17am]

For me i'd say Prince, Miguel and Bruno Mars. And it's a shame on them to put Justin Bieber in a list of performers that include fucking Prince it just ain't fair.

Prince for the most part but more for being honored about a decade too late though, but whatever, Bruno is cool, Miguel not really interested, JLO just to see how hot she looks, however Im actually tuning in and putting up with this self obsessed event, to see Pitbull/Aguilera, yes thats right, mainly because Morten Harket lead singer of a-ha and "take on me" the only song americans are familar with from a band that has sold more than most 80's bands worldwide, and the only reason this song is a hit is for the familar riff, cause lets be real Aguilera hasnt exactly had HITS the last 5+ years on radio, and this "riff" is the only reason its getting played, so im curious how Morten will jump in, probably showing america whos song it is really and why its a hit again.

Morten's appearance was confirmed/announced today via his website and Billboard officials

[Edited 5/19/13 13:47pm]

Here's the list of the performers from the first to perform till the last one which is PRINCE!

Oh good, so I can just wait until the end!

Slave2TheRhythm said:

Prince and Bruno And I cant believe Bieber is winning this poll http://www.billboard.com/...st-excited [Edited 5/19/13 14:11pm]

It'll be weird if Swift or Bieber win the award tho Biebs will do since its about "You got a big fanbase you win this shit", the presenter of the award is Cee Lo Green who's a friend of Bruno and they worked together, so if Bruno wins it'll make a lot of sense, he deserves it also. Anyway i'm just excited to see him performing man and have good funky time, 2014 is the year for Bruno, the 4 nominations are just out of blue.

Shawy89 said:

Here's the list of the performers from the first to perform till the last one which is PRINCE!

alot of stuff to sit through for 2 things i wanna see

Well, okay, Bruno too. I want to see what he'll do. I did enjoy his last awards show performances.

Discussion about Prince over here http://prince.org/msg/7/396942

Bruno backstage

Thank goodness Bruno Mars brought the funk!

Nicki ass looks two shades lighter than what she use to be

um did anyone see Miguel try that STUPID jump and land on those 2 girls? That could be a lawsuit...

https://vines.s3.amazonaw...Dz.ivRrHYs

I was most excited to see this guy:

And THIS GUY!

And they both did not disappoint! They both lit up the stage with their talent, charisma, and overall greatness Everyone else should've just stayed home--If Billboard would've made this a Prince and Bruno Mars concert instead, everyone would've been happy

I love Prince and all, but to ME... CHRIS BROWN HAD THE DAMNEST GREATEST PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN HIM DO... just INCREDIBLE! Go Chris! I am a new fan!

MadamGoodnight said:Oh good, so I can just wait until the end!

Exactly. Aside from Prince, that is one sorry ass list.

And are folks still into Jennifer Lopez? She sucked when she was relevant.

The show was shitty, i'll never see a BMA show again, cuz they're as pathetic as they give awads based on popularity, i mean Justin Bieber called himself an artist! They called Nicki Minaj a rap legend? the only good thing about it is Bruno's act and the Prince tribute and performance, maybe Miguel also but he just went all crazy when he jumped on his fans, i also wished he could perform anything but Adorn cuz we're sick of it. Other popshitty stars had no creativity in their shows, they're just there cuz they are names, they are Jennifer Lopez, they are Pitbull, Bieber.. God bless the Grammys.

2:55 is going to be Miguel's career highlight.

LMAO at Miley Cyrus. "Hi. I'm only here to tell you that my new single drops in June. Oh, and Justin Bieber gets this award. Now, excuse me while I roll my eyes".

Shawy89 said:

2:55 is going to be Miguel's career highlight.

WOWWWWW just wow I can not believe he did that. I WOULD SUE!

Bruno for me was the best performance

Miguel just proved to me he needs to sit his ass down. This is from someone who likes Adorn until they wore the grooves out of that song and then I realized that the song is only a half song. It dies off to me midways through and the ending just sucks ass. That poor girl almost got her freaking neck broke ...but I like how he was like "oh shit...keep singing bro cuz you killing it" :eyeroll:

Funny recap on the performances Although I disagree with her on Nikki Minaj's lap dance

Lady Boner or Lady Groaner: The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Not going to lie, when I learned that the Billboard Music Awards telecast was going to be three hours long, I pretty much reacted the same way a grizzled stripper does after she gives one too many lap dances and yelled out, "I gotta go back to school!" Seriously, where have I gone wrong in my life that I'm watching this mess, y'all? I don't listen to half of the nominees' music because the I only date men whose testicles have dropped a.k.a I'm a grown-ass woman.

I only tuned into the show because I saw that Madonna and Prince were going to be on, so I have officially turned into my parents who only watch the Grammys because Earth, Wind, and Fire are scheduled to appear. Still, even though I'm so not the demographic for this show, I ended up enjoying myself quite a bit. So let's take look back at the best and worst moments in a segment I like to call Lady Boner or Lady Groaner. The concept is simple. If the moment was as hot and awesome as a tray of buttermilk biscuits, it's a Lady Boner; however, if what happened was as jankity as a broken Skip-It toy, then it's a Lady Groaner. And now, the best and worst of the Billboard Music Awards:

Lady Boner: Bruno Mars giving me Michael Jackson '80s hair during his "Treasure" performance.

I think we can all agree that if you listen to Bruno Mars while getting a pap smear that counts as sex, right? He's just that good, and he brings it on "Treasure." The song is super catchy, his skin color is looking as yummy as a jar of spilled cinnamon, and his little dance moves are so charming and cute. But most importantly, the hair. In an age where fellow curly-haired fellas like Justin Timberlake are straightening and slicking their hair down, it's nice to see Bruno say, "I ain't gonna let this singing bird be caged no more," so he lets the 'fro be free.

Lady Groaner: Selena Gomez doing the EXACT same weak "Come & Get It" performance that she did at the MTV Movie Awards one month ago.

Selena, honey, you're not wearing a hairnet on your head nor a faint mustache above your upper lip, so why in the heck are you acting like a middle school lunch lady and serving up to the world a reheated bowl of oatmeal with this performance? If this is all you were going to do, then you really could've stayed home and told everyone to play this song on their phone while holding it in front of an oscillating fan—because that's essentially what you sound like. Still love you though, boo boo.

Lady Boner: Tracy Morgan's hosting.

If I'm going to be honest, I have to give Morgan only half a boner because he wasn't funny enough to cause my LB to be at full mast like a university mascot flag after the football team won the homecoming game, yet he wasn't bad enough to make my lady boner deflate to the point that it was flat as a folded-up Twister mat. Kudos to him for his costume during his segment with PSY, which made him look like a Lemonhead wearing a toupee.

Lady Groaner: To EVERYONE who lip-synced your performances: You only had ONE job!

Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez. Jennifer Lopez. The black dude "singing...an Lewis' "Thrift Shop." All of them phoned it in last night, and that's completely unacceptable. Watching these rich folk pretend to sing made me upset like when I take a shower after my roommate and the water gets cold halfway through me soaping up:

Lady Boner: The following dance move by Chris Brown during his performance of the song "Fine China."

To be clear: I'm so not a fan of Chris Brown after what he did to Rihanna, but this is just hilarious. In this GIF, he's moving exactly the way I imagine Kathy Lee Gifford would if she got the Holy Ghost while drunk off a box of Franzia on The TODAY Show.

Lady Groaner: Madonna boring me to tears with her long-winded acceptance speech for winning Best Touring Artist.

I hate to say this because I love Madge. Always have. But I think we all have to admit her fun and cheeky personality has left her the way common sense leaves a drunk sorority girl. Her speech is dry, too long, and uninteresting. Shame.

Lady Boner: This random black dude's reaction to the lead singer from the 80's band A-ha joining Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on stage for the "Feel This Moment"/"Take On Me" mashup.

Literally everyone—I'm talking pop stars, rappers, country musicians—in the theater screams when A-ha singer Morten Harket appears, except this guy. He is over it and giving a look as if to say, "I didn't leave my house, wearing my finest plaid shirt, to watch this mess." Except, dude, you are wearing a plaid shirt at a formal event, so you kind did dress for the very thing you are witnessing right now.

Lady Groaner: Justin Bieber.

I know this is controversial to say, but like I mentioned at the beginning of the article, I'm a grown-ass woman, so the Beebs does nothing for my V. Simply put: If you do not have any chest hair, my vajayjay will simply press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

Lady Boner: Nicki Minaj giving Lil Wayne a lap dance during their performance of the song "High School."

I think this GIF speaks for itself. Wow.

Lady Groaner: R&B singer Miguel doing this.

Technically, this should be a LB because this whoopsie was hands-down the funniest thing to happen all night; however, it ends up a LG because no woman's head should be treated like a helicopter landing pad for a man's balls, especially when that man does not even know her mama's name.

Lady Boner: Prince.

Nothing really needs to be said here. He's purely amazing.

http://www.glamour.com/en...r-201.html

Thank you NaughtyKitty for your review

This gif of yours has me wondering why they did not keep their crap for some strip joint

SoulAlive said:

Can I use that as my sig?

NaughtyKitty said:

Funny recap on the performances Although I disagree with her on Nikki Minaj's lap dance

Lady Boner or Lady Groaner: The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

by Phoebe Robinson

Not going to lie, when I learned that the Billboard Music Awards telecast was going to be three hours long, I pretty much reacted the same way a grizzled stripper does after she gives one too many lap dances and yelled out, "I gotta go back to school!" Seriously, where have I gone wrong in my life that I'm watching this mess, y'all? I don't listen to half of the nominees' music because the I only date men whose testicles have dropped a.k.a I'm a grown-ass woman.

I only tuned into the show because I saw that Madonna and Prince were going to be on, so I have officially turned into my parents who only watch the Grammys because Earth, Wind, and Fire are scheduled to appear. Still, even though I'm so not the demographic for this show, I ended up enjoying myself quite a bit. So let's take look back at the best and worst moments in a segment I like to call Lady Boner or Lady Groaner. The concept is simple. If the moment was as hot and awesome as a tray of buttermilk biscuits, it's a Lady Boner; however, if what happened was as jankity as a broken Skip-It toy, then it's a Lady Groaner. And now, the best and worst of the Billboard Music Awards:

Lady Boner: Bruno Mars giving me Michael Jackson '80s hair during his "Treasure" performance.

I think we can all agree that if you listen to Bruno Mars while getting a pap smear that counts as sex, right? He's just that good, and he brings it on "Treasure." The song is super catchy, his skin color is looking as yummy as a jar of spilled cinnamon, and his little dance moves are so charming and cute. But most importantly, the hair. In an age where fellow curly-haired fellas like Justin Timberlake are straightening and slicking their hair down, it's nice to see Bruno say, "I ain't gonna let this singing bird be caged no more," so he lets the 'fro be free.

Lady Groaner: Selena Gomez doing the EXACT same weak "Come & Get It" performance that she did at the MTV Movie Awards one month ago.

Selena, honey, you're not wearing a hairnet on your head nor a faint mustache above your upper lip, so why in the heck are you acting like a middle school lunch lady and serving up to the world a reheated bowl of oatmeal with this performance? If this is all you were going to do, then you really could've stayed home and told everyone to play this song on their phone while holding it in front of an oscillating fan—because that's essentially what you sound like. Still love you though, boo boo.

Lady Boner: Tracy Morgan's hosting.

If I'm going to be honest, I have to give Morgan only half a boner because he wasn't funny enough to cause my LB to be at full mast like a university mascot flag after the football team won the homecoming game, yet he wasn't bad enough to make my lady boner deflate to the point that it was flat as a folded-up Twister mat. Kudos to him for his costume during his segment with PSY, which made him look like a Lemonhead wearing a toupee.

Lady Groaner: To EVERYONE who lip-synced your performances: You only had ONE job!

Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez. Jennifer Lopez. The black dude "singing...an Lewis' "Thrift Shop." All of them phoned it in last night, and that's completely unacceptable. Watching these rich folk pretend to sing made me upset like when I take a shower after my roommate and the water gets cold halfway through me soaping up:

Lady Boner: The following dance move by Chris Brown during his performance of the song "Fine China."

To be clear: I'm so not a fan of Chris Brown after what he did to Rihanna, but this is just hilarious. In this GIF, he's moving exactly the way I imagine Kathy Lee Gifford would if she got the Holy Ghost while drunk off a box of Franzia on The TODAY Show.

Lady Groaner: Madonna boring me to tears with her long-winded acceptance speech for winning Best Touring Artist.

I hate to say this because I love Madge. Always have. But I think we all have to admit her fun and cheeky personality has left her the way common sense leaves a drunk sorority girl. Her speech is dry, too long, and uninteresting. Shame.

Lady Boner: This random black dude's reaction to the lead singer from the 80's band A-ha joining Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on stage for the "Feel This Moment"/"Take On Me" mashup.

Literally everyone—I'm talking pop stars, rappers, country musicians—in the theater screams when A-ha singer Morten Harket appears, except this guy. He is over it and giving a look as if to say, "I didn't leave my house, wearing my finest plaid shirt, to watch this mess." Except, dude, you are wearing a plaid shirt at a formal event, so you kind did dress for the very thing you are witnessing right now.

Lady Groaner: Justin Bieber.

I know this is controversial to say, but like I mentioned at the beginning of the article, I'm a grown-ass woman, so the Beebs does nothing for my V. Simply put: If you do not have any chest hair, my vajayjay will simply press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

Lady Boner: Nicki Minaj giving Lil Wayne a lap dance during their performance of the song "High School."

I think this GIF speaks for itself. Wow.

Lady Groaner: R&B singer Miguel doing this.

Technically, this should be a LB because this whoopsie was hands-down the funniest thing to happen all night; however, it ends up a LG because no woman's head should be treated like a helicopter landing pad for a man's balls, especially when that man does not even know her mama's name.

Lady Boner: Prince.

Nothing really needs to be said here. He's purely amazing.

http://www.glamour.com/en...r-201.html

What in the hell is going on in that gif of Fantasia. That has me howling lol !!!!! She look like she swating demons.

What the hell is that thing sticking out of Selena Gomez shirt?? (lower left). Is that to stuff her bra or push the girls up??

what a fool...

SoulAlive said:

luv4u said:

What the hell is that thing sticking out of Selena Gomez shirt?? (lower left). Is that to stuff her bra or push the girls up??

To keep her nipples from showing through her dress?