I totally believe the surrogate story until I see some real photos that prove otherwise.

MyNameIsPiper said:

Man...

I have no idea why this came to mind, but while I was watching the Dick Clark New Years Eve special tonight, I fully expected Beyonce to do one of two things:

1-Waddle her ass on stage in some 5-inch heels to perform and accidentally birth the baby with a misplaced p-pop (sometimes I think she can't help herself...either way, it would put the labor rumors to rest), or

2-They would cut to her lying in a hospital bed and she'd sing the song with her brand new baby attached to her tit.

hahahhaha

I wonder if she wanted her baby birth to get more tweets than new year's

I love her, but I couldn't resist

[Edited 1/1/12 1:58am]

I have a feeling she'll pull a Britney and get pregnant again right after this one.

She's been giving birth for about 4 days now! What is she an elephant?!?

scriptgirl said:

That name Tiana May is country as hell

Gotta agree there.

HonestMan13 said:

She's been giving birth for about 4 days now! What is she an elephant?!?

Camels have humps. It's not easy.

alphastreet said:

Is this even true or just rumors? I would think it was making news everywhere if it really happened....but this woman kept her wedding under wraps, so it's possible that she could have already given birth.

When Beyonce got married it made some headlines... it was not heavily talked about though

To be honest I dont care if she had the baby or faking either way.. congrads to her but I really dont give a fuck LOL I dont know why some people I say some because not everyone is contrary to popular opinion is so fasinated with Beyonce the person she has such a boring personality and so contrived.

SoulAlive said:

Rumor Claims Beyonce’s Given Birth to Tiana May Carter

December 30, 2011 Leave a Comment

St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital

*Bey-by Watch has gotten completely out of control.

The Internet and Twitterverse are on fire today with wild rumors about Beyonce and her pregnancy.

Although nothing has been confirmed, two British tabloids have reported that Bey has given birth at St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital to a baby girl, and that she and Jay-Z have named her Tiana May Carter, after Disney’s first black princess, Tiana, in “The Princess and the Frog.”

And according to People.com, somebody tweeted what was purported to be a baby photo. See below.

^ I have no words.

What is with this org obsession for Beyonce?

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is with this org obsession for Beyonce?

One of the greatest artists of this generation, if not one of the greatest ever. No surprise the attention she gets here.

AsherFierce said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is with this org obsession for Beyonce?

One of the greatest artists of this generation, if not one of the greatest ever. No surprise the attention she gets here.

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is with this org obsession for Beyonce?

BEST POST OF ALL TIME.

mjscarousal said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

What is with this org obsession for Beyonce?

BEST POST OF ALL TIME.

Thank you.

But seriously though. If Beyonce farted, it would be a hot topic in Music: Non-Prince.

lazycrockett said:

No doubt! Jay Z is definately this kid's father.

smoothcriminal12 said:

mjscarousal said:

BEST POST OF ALL TIME.

Thank you.

But seriously though. If Beyonce farted, it would be a hot topic in Music: Non-Prince.

C'mon, Bey farts all the time. The first mention of it I've seen on the Org is your post.

Kim Jong's death and the x-mas and new year holiday's put a crimp in their "birth" announcement (what with 75% of the media vacation mandated blackouts).

Now B'Weave is all pissy at Perry and Brand for "announcing" their divorce so she is going to have to wait till that dies down to announce her surrogate's birth.

sosgemini said:

Kim Jong's death and the x-mas and new year holiday's put a crimp in their "birth" announcement (what with 75% of the media vacation mandated blackouts).

Now B'Weave is all pissy at Perry and Brand for "announcing" their divorce so she is going to have to wait till that dies down to announce her surrogate's birth.

Oh no you di'nt!

I should not be drinking and reading these posts. I'm going to choke to death laughing. She's supposed to give birth Weds., according to an "insider" close to her camp. At least that's what MTO said.

Nobody knows.

sosgemini said:

Kim Jong's death and the x-mas and new year holiday's put a crimp in their "birth" announcement (what with 75% of the media vacation mandated blackouts).

Now B'Weave is all pissy at Perry and Brand for "announcing" their divorce so she is going to have to wait till that dies down to announce her surrogate's birth.

gurl stop. It just takes a while for baby camels to pop out.

If she has this baby on the 4th, i am going to HOLLERRRRR!!!!!

mjscarousal said:

alphastreet said:

Is this even true or just rumors? I would think it was making news everywhere if it really happened....but this woman kept her wedding under wraps, so it's possible that she could have already given birth.

When Beyonce got married it made some headlines... it was not heavily talked about though

To be honest I dont care if she had the baby or faking either way.. congrads to her but I really dont give a fuck LOL I dont know why some people I say some because not everyone is contrary to popular opinion is so fasinated with Beyonce the person she has such a boring personality and so contrived.

There were plenty of headlines, but it wasn't "heavily talked about" because there was no confirmation at all until six months later.

You don't know shit about Beyoncé the person to say anything about her personality, and you never WILL know her, what with you being dumb and worthless. So let the rest of the world with properly functioning brains be "fasinated" and focus on yourself and your empty path towards death, why don't you?

goodwillt7 said:

If she has this baby on the 4th, i am going to HOLLERRRRR!!!!!

and we have a winner

conflagration said:

mjscarousal said:

When Beyonce got married it made some headlines... it was not heavily talked about though

To be honest I dont care if she had the baby or faking either way.. congrads to her but I really dont give a fuck LOL I dont know why some people I say some because not everyone is contrary to popular opinion is so fasinated with Beyonce the person she has such a boring personality and so contrived.

There were plenty of headlines, but it wasn't "heavily talked about" because there was no confirmation at all until six months later.

You don't know shit about Beyoncé the person to say anything about her personality, and you never WILL know her, what with you being dumb and worthless. So let the rest of the world with properly functioning brains be "fasinated" and focus on yourself and your empty path towards death, why don't you?

CRAZY ASS BEYONCE STAN ALERT

I dont know shit about Beyonce or claiming TO KNOW HER or have an interest but the fake personality she portrays on television isnt really appealing. The hype that she gets around her is soley because she is a POP STAR not because it has anything to do with her "personality".. Now what dont you waddle your life away pressed about a famous celebrity that most people contrary to popular opinion dont give a shit about

conflagration said:

mjscarousal said:

When Beyonce got married it made some headlines... it was not heavily talked about though

To be honest I dont care if she had the baby or faking either way.. congrads to her but I really dont give a fuck LOL I dont know why some people I say some because not everyone is contrary to popular opinion is so fasinated with Beyonce the person she has such a boring personality and so contrived.

There were plenty of headlines, but it wasn't "heavily talked about" because there was no confirmation at all until six months later.

You don't know shit about Beyoncé the person to say anything about her personality, and you never WILL know her, what with you being dumb and worthless. So let the rest of the world with properly functioning brains be "fasinated" and focus on yourself and your empty path towards death, why don't you?

Tell 'em!

Hey guys, she's in labor.

Lordy bagordy, I need to fix my cup of coffee. Much as I love this lady, it's getting silly billy.

Pomade said:

smoothcriminal12 said:

Thank you.

But seriously though. If Beyonce farted, it would be a hot topic in Music: Non-Prince.

C'mon, Bey farts all the time. The first mention of it I've seen on the Org is your post.

Not to be rude, but if you were around longer you'd see why I say that.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Hey guys, she's in labor.

Wait a minute. She's been in labor with Tina May Carter since this thread began--on Dec 29!

Identity said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Hey guys, she's in labor.

Wait a minute. She's been in labor with Tina May Carter since this thread began--on Dec 29!

And MTO just took it back, now claiming she's 10 months pregnant.