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Thread started 01/04/11 10:18pm

sosgemini

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Fav Dance Song By A Performer Who Cant Dance

We love their songs and can bust a move on our own but the actual singers are best to leave it to the experts.

For me, hands down:

Horsehead is not a dance move!!!

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Note how the video editor always cuts to another scene as Dennis gets ready to bust her moves. LOL

Poor girls, no matter how many strobe lights are flashing on the stage, still can't mask how bad you dance:

There's a reason Donna doesn't even attempt to step to the beat in her biggest video hit:

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Reply #1 posted 01/04/11 10:33pm

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Poor, poor Pebbles. She starts off taking the Donna Summers "Leave me the f*ck out of this route" but for some reason her better judgement gives up and she attempts some of the worst moves ever for a dance diva. Skip to 2:45 to see the offending moves. BTW: Anyone else notice how much she looks like Halle Berry?

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Reply #2 posted 01/04/11 10:36pm

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HA HA!!! Before I clicked on the thread the first person to pop in my head was Ms. Sheena and her live TV performances of "What Comes Naturally". Though I can't count it as a fav dance song of mine, the performances of it best display her inability to dance. I don't know what she and her label were thinking. The things perfectly fine singers were forced to do in the video age. disbelief

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Reply #3 posted 01/04/11 10:46pm

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^^ lol

Another fav of mine. Back in the day when dance didn't have to be all about beats and electronic. But WTF as Sinead O'Conner thinking? Now this was a good couple years before she made it big and I know the song is infectious and the director obviously loves her cause he keeps editing to her but a huge ole WTF is she doing half the time? My lord...you have to see this ish to believe it.

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Reply #4 posted 01/05/11 7:31am

BklynBabe

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Mariah is the worst!
Followed by Whitney, Brandy, Monica, Ashanti....
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Reply #5 posted 01/05/11 8:52am

MickyDolenz

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You can take a black guy to Nashville from right out of the cotton fields with bib overalls, and they will call him R&B. You can take a white guy in a pin-stripe suit who’s never seen a cotton field, and they will call him country. ~ O. B. McClinton
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Reply #6 posted 01/05/11 9:11am

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Dare I say it...

Um... let me warm up my vocals
Me ME ME ME ME...U U U U U!
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Reply #7 posted 01/05/11 9:36am

Layzie

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Rihanna's entire catalogue.

I like the girl and her music. It's pathetic that she can't dance.

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Reply #8 posted 01/05/11 10:08am

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Reply #9 posted 01/05/11 12:31pm

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http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

Samantha Fox not a great dancer or singer but hey this single was a hit.

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Reply #10 posted 01/06/11 2:38am

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sosgemini said:

We love their songs and can bust a move on our own but the actual singers are best to leave it to the experts.

For me, hands down:

Horsehead is not a dance move!!!

Honorable mentions:

Note how the video editor always cuts to another scene as Dennis gets ready to bust her moves. LOL

Poor girls, no matter how many strobe lights are flashing on the stage, still can't mask how bad you dance:

There's a reason Donna doesn't even attempt to step to the beat in her biggest video hit:

Yeah, Donna can't really dance, but she does shaker her groove thing a little on what I think are apartment railings towards the end of the video when everyone else is dancing in the street. Well, that's why she's a singer, not a dancer. LOL.

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