What is the worst album(s) you have ever bought

Its time to choose the worst albums you have ever purchased. Choose 1 or 100, and you can choose Prince (So Ernie, if you want to put the Rainbow Children up go for it)

Mine are

1. The Happy Chipmunks sing Michael's Jacksons greatest hits - 1984. Hideous soundalike of a soundalike. These are an imitation of Alvin and the Chipmunks (I think). Amateurish singing of Thriller and OTW hits. The best thing about this album is it was only 10 songs long. Sounds like hedgehogs being thrown on a fire alive.
2. The Id - Macy Gray - 2001. Very disappointing drug fuelled follow up to her 1st great album. Too hip hoppy and not enough torch like soul that there was on "How life is"
3. The Rainbow Children - Prince - 2001. His weakest release of a sung album (I didn't buy or count Kamasutra). Weak songs, contrived music and repellent lyrical content.

and I only spent a buck on it

a dollar

but I don't waste money on garbagecan albums today

Huggiebear said:

i thought I was slick.

went to the cd store. Saw TEMPTATIONS Greatest Hits. on sale for 5 bucks. had like 15-20 of my favorite songs.
took it home. forgot to read the small print. turns out it was ANOTHER group singing the temptations songs...yes...it was a 5 HORSEMEN situation.


second worse was JACKSON FIVE: PREHISTORY....it was trash. turned around on the bus. missed the last bus home. returned it. called my mom to pick me up from the cd store cuz i refused to take that cd home wit me. It sounded like CRAP and it turns out a handful of those songs aren't the jackson 5 at all apparently.

^^ You didn't even like "Ride"?



I like Imani Coppola, but something about it wasn't clicking. Think it was the lyrics, which I may have found clever when I was younger.

Wyclef, "Ecleftic". I have NO IDEA what came over me, when I brought that CD, I guess I wanted to support him. It is now used as a wind chime....


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A rapper name MIMS

bboy87 said:

I don't know about it being the worst ever album I bought but Kill Uncle by MORRISSEY ended my almost 10 year obsession with the man & his music in an instant.

Too many.
None of them involve Macy Gray or Prince however.

bboy87 said:

Though I have to say that last prince release sucked major ass.

Nikademus said:

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Huggiebear said:

Nikademus said:

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Really?

The org's resident no-so-fancy lesbian

Proud Wendy & Lisa Asskisser

Politicians should dress like race car drivers, then we'd know who their corporate sponsors are.

Yeah...I've played it a few times, and it's really not doing it for me.[/quote]


But is it really THE WORST?

Huggiebear said:

The org's resident no-so-fancy lesbian

Proud Wendy & Lisa Asskisser

Politicians should dress like race car drivers, then we'd know who their corporate sponsors are.

Nikademus said:

errant said:

Nikademus said:

COnsidering I know what he is truly capable of, yes.

considering that you know what he is truly capable of, you must keep in mind NPS and Rave when you make such proclamations

The org's resident no-so-fancy lesbian

Proud Wendy & Lisa Asskisser

Politicians should dress like race car drivers, then we'd know who their corporate sponsors are.

Many Hip Hop/Rap CDs I've purchased could be considered the worst. Hip Hop mostly sucks. There's are only a few really talented Rappers to ever hold the mic. The rest are shit.
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godyssey said:

My worst was the Groove Theory cd. I loved the song "Tell Me" but hated the rest of the album. I was so upset that I took it back to the store for a refund.

godyssey said:

Huggiebear said:

Mine are

1. The Happy Chipmunks sing Michael's Jacksons greatest hits - 1984. Hideous soundalike of a soundalike. These are an imitation of Alvin and the Chipmunks (I think). Amateurish singing of Thriller and OTW hits. The best thing about this album is it was only 10 songs long. Sounds like hedgehogs being thrown on a fire alive.

My worst was the Groove Theory cd. I loved the song "Tell Me" but hated the rest of the album. I was so upset that I took it back to the store for a refund.

The soundtrack to some Madea movie.

ernestsewell said:

Love is just like the faucet
It turns off and on
Sometimes when you think it's on baby
It has turned off and gone


Lady Day

Nikademus said: