If conspiracy theories are your cup of tea, if staged intrigue fascinates you, if you like to put the pieces of the puzzle together, and most of all if you are aware that producers manipulate our feelings all the time, I offer you my analysis of why I am convinced that the Kanye/Swift incident was staged. It's long but if you give it a chance I hope to engross you and not bore you and provide solid facts. Please read on...

...And remember: what you see is NOT always what's really going on!!!!


IT WAS ALL STAGED, FOLKS! The only one who wasn't in on it was...Taylor Swift, until she got backstage. I've said it before with "illuminati", that's just a gimmick to sell music!

FACT #1: Music sales have hit an all time low with free downloads, filesharing and the recession/depression.

FACT #2: What's hot? Reality TV. What sells? Omarosa type bitching & bickering. Put the 2 together and voila: unexpect controversy at the VMA means renewed interest in the music industry!

Let's see who is the real bad guy, who profits and who is pwned:


Kanye doesn't mind being the jerk because it sells and that's his image which he embraces. Just like Madonna was the whore back in her hey dey and loved every minute of her filthy shenanigans, Kanye loves being top dog, no matter what takes him there. Bad press is good press because it sells. I don't believe for a minute he's going to suffer. (Stay tuned for his upcoming apology and renewed humility...) Plus he has anger issues so this was an outlet to him. It's all good!

Then there will be the "Sasha Fierce made him do it" conspiracy theories: isn't she a Satanist? So of course she manipulated Kanye's mind. (Her *evil* [according to Illuminism] husband is controlling her...so she's not responsible so we still can love her, right?)

Taylor Swift wasn't warned so that she wouldn't have to "act" and it would be real. Poor kid... but it was funny as heck! Hey don't tell me you didn't laugh.

They created the typical fanfic scenario. They gave it to the fans because fans buy fanzines with fanfic.

FACT #3: they created the perfect HURT/COMFORT scenario (aka H/C in the fanzine subculture.) And here's the real play by play of how it went down:

Kanye: big bad out of control, angry Black guy hurts innocent virginesque Taylor. Crowd is outraged. Emotions run high. Security is ordered to boot Kanye (by those in the know and Kanye is also in the know). Final curtain call: pontificate, with a compassion worthy of Quan-Yin, almost reminiscent of yesteryear's Deus ex-Machina, Beyonce sacrifices her grand talented self in her ultimate moment of altruistic selflessness and becomes the quintessential Black goddess as she bestows her time back upon the innocent "child", aka Taylor Swift. The crowd goes wild. Injustice had been created and in an instant, she restored the peace and now Justice has been served and in the process major catharsis has been achieved on a global level! We all felt good at the end, didn't we?

All those of us who have been outraged by Michael Jackson's death and the way he has been exploited transferred those outraged feelings onto Taylor (the new "victim") and the instant Beyonce so "graciously" and "selflessly" conceded her time to her, she became the Angel of Justice and bestowed upon us the catharsis (that is to say, the relief of our all our anger and outrage via righteous retribution & goodness prevailing once again) we haven't experienced, and are not likely to feel any time soon when it comes to Michael Jackson's mistreatment by the press. This was huge and a carefully orchestrated moment by near-genuises!!! Too bad they only use their brains for profit!

Beyonce didn't mind sacrificing her moment, she had a much bigger role to play: all glory and credit go to her, none of us knowing that she was the *evil* (wink, wink there is NO illuminati) mastermind behind the hurting of Taylor Swift in the first place.

(But this will be speculation online very soon courtesy of...Beyonce's producers themselves, gotta keep the interest alive!!! Stay tuned!)


FACT #4: the editing give us all the clues we need to see that it was staged!

I will let youtubers dissect the video frame by frame but I'll give you this from memory: The editors are NOT in on it (as you can see the camera cuts wildly from Taylor to a wall of metal as she is trying to regain her composure after Kanye shoved the mic back in her hand), but those who control the broadcast ARE IN ON IT, OF COURSE!

FACT A: We never did see Kanye hijack the stage in the first place Hmmm... why did the camera linger on Pink clapping for so long???
FACT B: The camera lingered on Taylor's friend (sister?) and just like that happens to catch her as she rises, the first person in the audience to stand up and cheer for Taylor and who commands the entire audience to follow suit by the mere fact that she's on the screens! Very interesting, don't you think?

FACT C: Editing is a clever way to manipulate us as viewing audiences, let's never forget this!!! The fact that there is no camera on Kanye as he takes the stage means that NO ONE AT YOU TUBE can analyze it frame by frame and go "wait a minute: why didn't this security guy let him through? why this and why that?" We can't we don't have the video!!

Back to fact numbers (letters were subfacts to fact #4)

FACT#5: Interesting that she didn't leave but did change her gown for...another gown? In the same EXACT red as the big B?? Wait, anyone else finds this fishy???? Who brings 2 gowns at an award show unless they're presenting?! Maybe she was told to bring an extra one "just in case...?" Oh, and her makeup was perfect after crying her eyes out backstage? I say they told her about the act backstage, or at least part of it and told her to stick around that things were just about to get better for her. So she sat in the chair as they prettied her back up. (I didn't notice the hair but I do believe it was fancifully style in a whole different way...hmmm: who styles their hair to go home take a shower and sleep? Yeah, I know!!!!!)

Again, allow me to repeat myself: sales of CDs/downloads are down. They all win:

In this economy they need ANY GIMMICK to sell! Beyonce wins, Taylor wins, Paps win, Tabloids win, Newscasters win, soap/detergent sellers win, the live audience wins, fans win, the TV audience wins (major catharsis for the last 3) & Kanye gets the attention he craves so he also wins.

Just wondering: how many subliminal messages did they flash at us while the staged drama unfolded? "Buy records" "Your mum hates you" "Music is your only friend" "Download CDs now!"

Clever they are indeed and they almost pwned us all, but we are not as dumb as they think we are! At any rate it was the most titillating TV moment since Faith Hillbilly dissed Carrie Underwear at another award show. Think they modeled that and kicked it up a few notches?

I think you're reaching here. I believe that it is all of Kanye's idiocrasy that led him to make the spontaneous ASS of himself at the awards show.

9/11 never happened either. It was all about oil.

Maybe there was even a second dumb man shooting his mouth off like an assy-hole.

Ive never bought a Kanye West CD and I'm not likely to now. Nor Taylor Swift either.


Carrying the conspiracy angle further, it's interesting to see that Kanyne West's apology occurred on Jay Leno's first show, boosting Leno's profile for the cash strapped NBC.
[Edited 9/15/09 12:29pm]

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