R. Kelly's sexy lyrics

make me appreciate Prince's sexy lyrics even more.



24 sexual things R. Kelly wants, according to his new mix-tape, The Demo Tape
www.avclub.com/articles/m...ants,30031

1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry ("P.U.S.S.Y. Cry")
2. To give you a backrub, followed by a trip to the hot tub ("Birthday Sex")
3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex ("Disrespect My Shorty")
4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] ("Disrespect My Shorty")
5. To have you scream "It hurts, it hurts!" then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, your thirst ("Birthday Sex")
6. To get him some of that birthday sex ("Birthday Sex")
7. To turn this club into a bedroom ("Club 2 A Bedroom")
8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don't gotta worry 'bout security ("Club 2 A Bedroom")
9. To get some gratuity, and he don't mean cash, girl ("Tip The Waiter")
10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade ("Tip The Waiter")
11. For you not to knock his dick and a half ("Every Girl")
12. To touch booty like he's playing it ("Every Girl")
13. For all y'all to have his baby ("Every Girl")
14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you ("Every Girl")
15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci ("Every Girl")
16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it's Kells, bitches ("Every Girl")
17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick ("Best I Ever Had")
18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick ("Turning Me On")
19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it ("Turning Me On")
20. To get up in a whole lot of ass ("Turning Me On")
21. To protect you from a lack of sex ("Supa Dupa Man")
22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it's better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he'll get thumbs-up when he goes low ("Supa Dupa Man")
23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rearview mirror is saying no po-po ("Makin' Me Wanna")
24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty ("Every Girl")

Stopped listening after turn back the hands of time.

my personal favorite

"and your hair weaves lookin' kinda purrty the way you back it up on me LAWD ave mercy" lol robert is so crazy

That mixtape he has out now is trashy only 5 of the tracks are decent...
[Edited 7/12/09 19:12pm]

Brilliant!

Nothing beats

"Gonna take my key and stick it in the ignition"

Kind of amazing that he doesn't feel the slightest bit retarded releasing such basic bullshit considering not only his age & what you'd hope would be a progression in lyrics & thought, but that he's a goddamn pedophile on top of it all. I don't wanna think about Arrrra & sex at all ever - I can't help but think of/fear for the underage recipient

CalhounSq said:

Kind of amazing that he doesn't feel the slightest bit retarded releasing such basic bullshit considering not only his age & what you'd hope would be a progression in lyrics & thought, but that he's a goddamn pedophile on top of it all. I don't wanna think about Arrrra & sex at all ever - I can't help but think of/fear for the underage recipient

This was always my freaky R Kelly guilty little pleasure.

purplesweat said:

CalhounSq said:

Kind of amazing that he doesn't feel the slightest bit retarded releasing such basic bullshit considering not only his age & what you'd hope would be a progression in lyrics & thought, but that he's a goddamn pedophile on top of it all. I don't wanna think about Arrrra & sex at all ever - I can't help but think of/fear for the underage recipient

Was it proven he definitely had sex with an underage girl?

phunkdaddy said:

i love the song 'sex planet'. great production and lyrics