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theAudience

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POSTING: Primer

If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...

1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language
(Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!)

2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of.
(When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah)

3) Include some type of racial slant.

...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread.


Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked.


Happy Posting! cool


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Reply #1 posted 07/05/06 3:08pm

thesexofit

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point 3 is the best one. Alot of people on here love giving their opinions about race in music.

This ain't no game!
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Reply #2 posted 07/05/06 3:10pm

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no wonder my threads die a quick death. i haven't been following the rules.

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Reply #3 posted 07/05/06 3:10pm

lilgish

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I don't know about such things.

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Reply #4 posted 07/05/06 3:18pm

theAudience

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thesexofit said:

point 3 is the best one. Alot of people on here love giving their opinions about race in music.

A hair-trigger subject for sure. smile


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Reply #5 posted 07/05/06 3:19pm

theAudience

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medoc2003 said:

no wonder my threads die a quick death. i haven't been following the rules.

I'm here to help. deal


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Reply #6 posted 07/05/06 3:21pm

theAudience

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lilgish said:

I don't know about such things.

You're scholarly. I know you can handle it if you'd just apply yourself. reading


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Reply #7 posted 07/05/06 4:11pm

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theAudience said:

If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...

1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language
(Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!)

2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of.
(When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah)

3) Include some type of racial slant.

...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread.


Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked.


Happy Posting! cool


tA

peace Tribal Disorder

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So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success?
Wow...so easy! biggrin

cool

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Reply #8 posted 07/05/06 4:22pm

theAudience

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cubic61052 said:


So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success?
Wow...so easy! biggrin

cool

Keep in mind this was done in jest with a dollop of truth thrown in for good measure. cool


shhh But it does work.


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Reply #9 posted 07/05/06 4:29pm

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giggle

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Reply #10 posted 07/05/06 5:27pm

theAudience

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minneapolisgenius said:

giggle



...Girl you know it's true.


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Reply #11 posted 07/05/06 6:42pm

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theAudience said:

minneapolisgenius said:

giggle



...Girl you know it's true.


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I like suggestion #1 the best. nod

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Reply #12 posted 07/05/06 6:47pm

VoicesCarry

theAudience said:

3) Include some type of racial slant.


Like the ONE DROP THEORY? Oh, no, there goes this thread..... lol

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Reply #13 posted 07/05/06 7:08pm

theAudience

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VoicesCarry said:

theAudience said:

3) Include some type of racial slant.


Like the ONE DROP THEORY? Oh, no, there goes this thread..... lol

No you don't start with that. no no no!
After the thread gets everybody's blood boiling and folks start making ad hominem attacks, I use that to get the thread killed. wink


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Reply #14 posted 07/06/06 5:41am

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theAudience said:

cubic61052 said:


So...if I stay a tad shallow, use the lowest level of vocabulary on the food chain, and keep my Mensa mind to myself, I can guarantee success?
Wow...so easy! biggrin

cool

Keep in mind this was done in jest with a dollop of truth thrown in for good measure. cool


shhh But it does work.


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peace Tribal Disorder

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I understood.....
So THAT is the recipe for org success.....if I post your way, will I be a popular as you are? Please, pretty please - can I ever hope to be as cool as tA? innocent
cool

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Reply #15 posted 07/06/06 5:57am

Stax

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Hootie is a suck ass uncle tom!

a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #16 posted 07/06/06 8:13am

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falloff

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
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Reply #17 posted 07/06/06 8:17am

ThePunisher

Morbid posts seem to go over well also. Case in point. Like the thread a few months ago entitled "What Do You Think Prince Will Die Of?" GEEZ!!!

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Reply #18 posted 07/06/06 10:19am

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4) _____ vs. _____

"If you have opinions you can't see"

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Reply #19 posted 07/06/06 10:24am

RipHer2Shreds

theAudience said:

If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...

1) Make sure your Subject Line includes extreme language
(Best of All Time, So and So SUCKS!!!)

2) Post about an artist more that 10 people have heard of.
(When in doubt go with the Big Ms - Michael, Madonna, Mariah)

3) Include some type of racial slant.

...If you can create a post with all 3 you're pretty much guaranteed to have a successful thread.


Feel free to add other mandatory elements I may have overlooked.


Happy Posting! cool


tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431


So, using all these and adding a fourth:

4) Comment on said performer's weight.

Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To.

These topics are boring me lately. That's why I'm gonna take some time off from this emm effin' joint.

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Reply #20 posted 07/06/06 10:41am

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RipHer2Shreds said:

theAudience said:

If you want to have a post with "legs", these are sure-fire components that must be included...



So, using all these and adding a fourth:

4) Comment on said performer's weight.

Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To.



I could never get tired of posts like that!

"If you have opinions you can't see"

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Reply #21 posted 07/06/06 11:33am

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cubic61052 said:


I understood.....
So THAT is the recipe for org success.....if I post your way, will I be a popular as you are? Please, pretty please - can I ever hope to be as cool as tA? innocent
cool

I don't post that way so that I can stay under the radar...lurking

rolleyes Please, i'm anything but cool, it's hot as hell out here. sun



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Reply #22 posted 07/06/06 11:34am

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Stax said:





































Hootie is a suck ass uncle tom!





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Reply #23 posted 07/06/06 11:35am

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ThePunisher said:

Morbid posts seem to go over well also. Case in point. Like the thread a few months ago entitled "What Do You Think Prince Will Die Of?" GEEZ!!!




tA

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Reply #24 posted 07/06/06 11:36am

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RipHer2Shreds said:



So, using all these and adding a fourth:

4) Comment on said performer's weight.

Example of a subject line that would surely generate some posts: Mariah Is a Big Fat Stankin' Ass Ho Who Only Said She Was Black When She Had To.

These topics are boring me lately. That's why I'm gonna take some time off from this emm effin' joint.




tA

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