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PrintableA dead person has better moves than Mariah. She's just a poser. | |
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when she dances...the white girl comes out.....
j/k....before ya'll kill me U better be and I am not joking.  | |
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BoOTyLiCioUs said: when she dances...the white girl comes out.....
j/k....before ya'll kill me U better be and I am not joking. and if I wasn't joking...what ya going to do....text me to death. 
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RipHer2Shreds said: 
Can't really blame her though. With those high waisted pants it must be really difficult to bust a move. Mom Jeans Moms.....Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph (open on a mom unloading the groceries from the back of the family van, as the kids run loose) Announcer: Are you looking for the perfect gift for Mom this Mother's Day? Introducing Mom Jeans, exclusively at J.C. Penney. 
Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.." (show four moms posing in the jeans) Announcer: Mom Jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it. Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.." (show the extra-rounded shape of mom's bottom in her new jeans) Announcer: She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats. Cut generously, to fit a mom's body. She'll want to wear them to everything, from a soccer game to a night on the town. (Dad frowns at the sight of Mom's new jeans) Announcer: And with your choice of ankle length, Capri length or shorts, you'll find the perfect jean for even the least active of moms. Jingle: "Mom.. Mom Jeans.." Announcer: So this Mother's Day, don't give Mom tht bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, "I'm not a woman any more. I'm a Mom." Jingle: "Giving up.. giving up.. put on your Mom Jeans." Announcer: Get a free Applique Mom Jeans Vest with every purchase. This weekend at J.C. Penney. | |
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sirnozedevoidofunk said: theAudience said: I'd much rather hear her sing a well written song.
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http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm Check out "Vanishing" - Mariah Carey Check out "All My Life - Glitter Check out "The Roof" - Butterfly i can go on and on No need. You see i'm already very well aware of the fact that Mariah could sing and write a good tune. And that's my point. I'd much prefer her return to that than trying to compete with the hoochie-dance crowd. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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VoicesCarry said: funkpill said: HELL NO!!! "Hell to the NAW!" - Whitney Houston   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Rhondab said: when she dances...the white girl comes out.....
j/k....before ya'll kill me 
 I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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theVelvetRoper said: Um, have you seen her "dancing" in the "Heartbreaker" and "Honey" videos?
The answer is no, she can't.  No Argument there. | |
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Honey is the funniest Dancing. She keeps her mouth open with that "Oh I think I am in step with all you guys" I love the editing too, how they make the cuts 1/2 of a second before she fucks up | |
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Martinelli said: Nobody does it like the Duches of Dance, Toy Toy!
Even Whitney Houston wants 2 b her..  Hey hey, no joke, LaToya is quite a good dancer. I've got some clips of her and Michael on the JTV Show - wholly inappropriate for siblings to partner up like that, but still great dancing | |
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If her titties could stay in one of them tiny tops she wears, maybe.
Actually, all jokes aside, she could really work the hell outta a pole. | |
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Rhondab said: when she dances...the white girl comes out.....
j/k....before ya'll kill me
I agree with you all the way!!! | |
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ya'll betta stop laughin'....
Look how pretty Whitney looks in that pic...ole crack head....she still can't dance even high....unless its that Gada dance (from Jungle fever).  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: RipHer2Shreds said:
Can't really blame her though. With those high waisted pants it must be really difficult to bust a move. Why don't you show her a thing or two? Can you do the Roger Rabbit or the Running Man? | |
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theAudience said: I'd much rather hear her sing a well written song.
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http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm Man, I much rather..... well, nevermind! SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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blackguitaristz said: theAudience said: I'd much rather hear her sing a well written song.
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http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm Man, I much rather..... well, nevermind! Ok, you naughty axe man just come on out with it. | |
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Rhondab said: ya'll betta stop laughin'....
Look how pretty Whitney looks in that pic...ole crack head....she still can't dance even high....unless its that Gada dance (from Jungle fever).  | |
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CinisterCee said: RipHer2Shreds said:
Can't really blame her though. With those high waisted pants it must be really difficult to bust a move. Mom Jeans Moms.....Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph (open on a mom unloading the groceries from the back of the family van, as the kids run loose) Announcer: Are you looking for the perfect gift for Mom this Mother's Day? Introducing Mom Jeans, exclusively at J.C. Penney.
Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.." (show four moms posing in the jeans) Announcer: Mom Jeans fit Mom just the way she likes it. Jingle: "Mom Jeans.. Mom Jeans.." (show the extra-rounded shape of mom's bottom in her new jeans) Announcer: She'll love the 9-inch zipper and casual front pleats. Cut generously, to fit a mom's body. She'll want to wear them to everything, from a soccer game to a night on the town. (Dad frowns at the sight of Mom's new jeans) Announcer: And with your choice of ankle length, Capri length or shorts, you'll find the perfect jean for even the least active of moms. Jingle: "Mom.. Mom Jeans.." Announcer: So this Mother's Day, don't give Mom tht bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, "I'm not a woman any more. I'm a Mom." Jingle: "Giving up.. giving up.. put on your Mom Jeans." Announcer: Get a free Applique Mom Jeans Vest with every purchase. This weekend at J.C. Penney.
the 9 inch zipper part! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: minneapolisgenius said: Why don't you show her a thing or two? Can you do the Roger Rabbit or the Running Man? I could actually.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Chico319 said: | |
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Uhhhhh U R joking joking right?
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CinisterCee said: Rhondab said: ya'll betta stop laughin'....
Look how pretty Whitney looks in that pic...ole crack head....she still can't dance even high....unless its that Gada dance (from Jungle fever). how do U guys get these video flash shots? | |
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she just has really bad stage presence, her clothes always look like they're gonna fall off or she's gonna trip because her heels are too high, and she thinks a good performance is walkin from one end of the stage the other waving her arms up and down the air when she thinks shes hit a high note. its usually quite embarassing really!
but other than that, she's a great singer and i love her new album  | |
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mancabdriver said: she just has really bad stage presence, her clothes always look like they're gonna fall off or she's gonna trip because her heels are too high, and she thinks a good performance is walkin from one end of the stage the other waving her arms up and down the air when she thinks shes hit a high note. its usually quite embarassing really!
but other than that, she's a great singer and i love her new album She also makes me feel like I need to take a puff on my asthma inhaler because she always looks like she has trouble breathing and it almost makes me feel uncomfortable. | |
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Chico319 said: WTF!
This entire thread is sumthin else!
Mimi can sing her azz off but she's no dancer    *R.I.P MJ*...*And Thank You SO Much!* | |
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dancerella said: I love Mariah and I know she's not really a dancer but I would love to see her do a little choreography in one of her videos. Do you think she can pull it off?
Mariah can only dance to Honey. | |
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No she can't dance but luckily for her she's a singer | |
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TonyVanDam said: dancerella said: I love Mariah and I know she's not really a dancer but I would love to see her do a little choreography in one of her videos. Do you think she can pull it off?
Mariah can only dance to Honey. Are you kidding? | |
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