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Thread started 06/06/05 9:32am

lilgish

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Anyone here ever have sex with Shakira

She looks like she can tear a dick to pieces. Anyone seen that new video. I don't know whether to be scared or turned on with all those jirations. Wouldn't it suck if she were lousy in bed and did nothing. Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira?
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Reply #1 posted 06/06/05 9:51am

OdysseyMiles

lilgish said:

She looks like she can tear a dick to pieces.


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Reply #2 posted 06/06/05 10:40am

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i would love to put myself at her mercy...

muy buena, mi amorcita...
posture your mandables towards the sky
and oscilate them in an apathetic manner

throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care
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Reply #3 posted 06/06/05 12:28pm

GangstaFam

I tried, but she wouldn't sit still. shrug
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Reply #4 posted 06/06/05 12:30pm

VoicesCarry

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I tried, but she wouldn't sit still. shrug


There's a big key in her back that you can wind up.
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Reply #5 posted 06/06/05 12:43pm

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I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.

Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself.

One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life.
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Reply #6 posted 06/06/05 12:47pm

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jayaredee said:


One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records?


That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold.
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Reply #7 posted 06/06/05 12:48pm

VoicesCarry

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I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.

Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself.

One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life.


All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route.

P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project.
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Reply #8 posted 06/06/05 12:51pm

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lilgish said:

Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira?

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Reply #9 posted 06/06/05 12:52pm

VoicesCarry

theAudience said:

lilgish said:

Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira?

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But you are a gentleman and don't talk afterwards, right? wink
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Reply #10 posted 06/06/05 12:53pm

jayaredee

VoicesCarry said:

jayaredee said:

I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.

Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself.

One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life.


All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route.

P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project.


Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record.
But that's just speaking for myself, other fools might.
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Reply #11 posted 06/06/05 12:54pm

VoicesCarry

jayaredee said:

VoicesCarry said:



All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route.

P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project.


Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record.
But that's just speaking for myself, other fools might.


Yeah, any sane and smart person runs to Google Image Search giggle
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Reply #12 posted 06/06/05 12:56pm

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Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home. razz
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Reply #13 posted 06/06/05 12:57pm

VoicesCarry

sextonseven said:

Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home. razz


I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.

What are your initial impressions of it?
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Reply #14 posted 06/06/05 12:58pm

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jayaredee said:

VoicesCarry said:



All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route.

P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project.


Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record.


Same here, otherwise I would have every single Mya album and single released in every single country.
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Reply #15 posted 06/06/05 12:59pm

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VoicesCarry said:

sextonseven said:

Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home. razz


I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.

What are your initial impressions of it?


I'm saving the first listen for my DVD player when I get home tonight.
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Reply #16 posted 06/06/05 1:07pm

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VoicesCarry said:


But you are a gentleman and don't talk afterwards, right? wink

I'd have to say...



...You are correct sir!


cool


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Reply #17 posted 06/06/05 1:40pm

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better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira?
It was not in vain...it was in Minneapolis!
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Reply #18 posted 06/06/05 1:43pm

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kev1n said:

better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira?

eek



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Reply #19 posted 06/06/05 1:55pm

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jayaredee said:

I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.

Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself.

One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life.

I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player.
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Reply #20 posted 06/06/05 2:00pm

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I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player.


eek eek eek eek OH Shit!!!!!








TA says he hit though.
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Reply #21 posted 06/06/05 2:01pm

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kev1n said:

better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira?


C'mon now, she's not Madonna.
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Reply #22 posted 06/06/05 2:07pm

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lilgish said:

blackguitaristz said:

I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player.


eek eek eek eek OH Shit!!!!!








TA says he hit though.


I had no problem, cause like Muddy Waters said...

All you pretty women
Stand in line
I can make love to you baby
*In an hour's time
I'm a man
Spelt M-A-N


*More or less depending on the financial arrangement. deal

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Reply #23 posted 06/06/05 2:12pm

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sextonseven said:

jayaredee said:


One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records?


That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold.

mad don't start hating on J-lo no no no!
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Reply #24 posted 06/06/05 2:21pm

GangstaFam

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I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.

What are your initial impressions of it?

My impression was that her next album was a completely different thing, not related to this one.
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Reply #25 posted 06/06/05 2:22pm

GangstaFam

VoicesCarry said:

There's a big key in her back that you can wind up.

Where does she hide it? eek
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Reply #26 posted 06/06/05 2:28pm

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Not yet, but there is still time.... lol
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Reply #27 posted 06/06/05 2:29pm

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GangstaFam said:

VoicesCarry said:

I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.

What are your initial impressions of it?

My impression was that her next album was a completely different thing, not related to this one.


it is..the one thats out now is all spanish,..and the next which is english has totally diff songs
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Reply #28 posted 06/06/05 2:31pm

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Xavier23 said:

sextonseven said:



That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold.

mad don't start hating on J-lo no no no!


I bought the first two Jennifer Lopez CDs and after the booty-magic wore off, I was wondering 'what the hell possessed me to buy not just one, but TWO Jennifer Lopez albums?' She can't sing and the music is at best mediocre, urban-pop. It had to be the butt. mad
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Reply #29 posted 06/06/05 2:36pm

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sextonseven said:

Xavier23 said:


mad don't start hating on J-lo no no no!


I bought the first two Jennifer Lopez CDs and after the booty-magic wore off, I was wondering 'what the hell possessed me to buy not just one, but TWO Jennifer Lopez albums?' She can't sing and the music is at best mediocre, urban-pop. It had to be the butt. mad

whatevr, J-lo can sing + she's a really good dancer. have u seen the Get right video??? i bet, u couldn't do those moves in high heels hmph!
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