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Anyone here ever have sex with Shakira She looks like she can tear a dick to pieces. Anyone seen that new video. I don't know whether to be scared or turned on with all those jirations. Wouldn't it suck if she were lousy in bed and did nothing. Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira? | |
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lilgish said: She looks like she can tear a dick to pieces.
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i would love to put myself at her mercy...
muy buena, mi amorcita... posture your mandables towards the sky
and oscilate them in an apathetic manner throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care | |
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I tried, but she wouldn't sit still.  | |
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GangstaFam said: I tried, but she wouldn't sit still.
There's a big key in her back that you can wind up. | |
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I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.
Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself. One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life. | |
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jayaredee said: One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold. | |
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jayaredee said: I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.
Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself. One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life. All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route. P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project. | |
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lilgish said: Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira?
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theAudience said: lilgish said: Ok, So has anyone on here ever done it with Shakira?
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http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm But you are a gentleman and don't talk afterwards, right?  | |
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VoicesCarry said: jayaredee said: I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.
Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself. One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life. All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route. P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project. Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record. But that's just speaking for myself, other fools might. | |
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jayaredee said: VoicesCarry said: All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route. P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project. Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record. But that's just speaking for myself, other fools might. Yeah, any sane and smart person runs to Google Image Search  | |
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Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home.  | |
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sextonseven said: Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home.
I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English. What are your initial impressions of it? | |
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jayaredee said: VoicesCarry said: All signs point to yes. Otherwise why do we have an endless parade of "slutty" girls slutting it up to promote their latest product? Even talented chicks like Mariah and (you know it's coming) Kelly Clarkson go that route. P.S. Have you seen the way they're glamming up Kelly Clarkson with the blonde hair and the sexy outfits? Hilarious, but so predictable. The "sex" album is right around the corner - it will be her next project. Well i know they're sex symbols, but if i'm sexually attracted to an artist , i wouldn't rush to the record store to buy their record. Same here, otherwise I would have every single Mya album and single released in every single country. | |
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VoicesCarry said: sextonseven said: Speaking of which, I just picked up the dualdisc version of her new CD today. In addition to the album in 5.1 surround sound, the DVD side has the video of "La Tortura" which I will be watching over and over once I get home.
I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English. What are your initial impressions of it? I'm saving the first listen for my DVD player when I get home tonight. | |
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VoicesCarry said: But you are a gentleman and don't talk afterwards, right? I'd have to say... 
...You are correct sir! 
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better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira? It was not in vain...it was in Minneapolis! | |
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kev1n said: better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira?
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jayaredee said: I would do Shakira in a heartbeat. I seen her on tv last week performing (i think it was Good Morning America) and her whole performance was sex oriented and it really turned me on. I couldn't stop staring at that ass she's equipped with, it's really one of a kind. Yes she has the perfect ass.
Now that i think of it, her performance was all about her ass, and she knows how to sell herself. One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? I mean, i could easily look up Shakira's ass on the internet and never buy a record of hers in my life. I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player. SynthiaRose said "I'm in love with blackguitaristz. Especially when he talks about Hendrix."
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blackguitaristz said: I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player.
OH Shit!!!!!
TA says he hit though. | |
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kev1n said: better question might be: anyone here who HASN'T had sex with shakira?
C'mon now, she's not Madonna. | |
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lilgish said: blackguitaristz said: I agree 100%. The girl's ass is beautiful and she definately knows how to MOVE. I think she'll fuck us up, to be honest. If u came with that macho shit by trying to pump her to death, you"ll be over! Not only will she be able to match u stroke for stroke, but she'll go buckwild on your ass. And then "freeze" with all of those bellydancing moves. She'll "stop and go" your ass to death, player.
OH Shit!!!!!
TA says he hit though. I had no problem, cause like Muddy Waters said... All you pretty women Stand in line I can make love to you baby *In an hour's time I'm a man Spelt M-A-N *More or less depending on the financial arrangement. 
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sextonseven said: jayaredee said: One thing i don't get..... does ass really help sell records? That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold.  don't start hating on J-lo  "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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VoicesCarry said: I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.
What are your initial impressions of it? My impression was that her next album was a completely different thing, not related to this one. | |
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VoicesCarry said: There's a big key in her back that you can wind up.
Where does she hide it? | |
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Not yet, but there is still time....  | |
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GangstaFam said: VoicesCarry said: I hate that song, but I'll give the album a shot when it's released in English.
What are your initial impressions of it? My impression was that her next album was a completely different thing, not related to this one. it is..the one thats out now is all spanish,..and the next which is english has totally diff songs Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Xavier23 said: sextonseven said: That's the only way to explain those millions of Jennifer Lopez albums sold. don't start hating on J-lo I bought the first two Jennifer Lopez CDs and after the booty-magic wore off, I was wondering 'what the hell possessed me to buy not just one, but TWO Jennifer Lopez albums?' She can't sing and the music is at best mediocre, urban-pop. It had to be the butt. | |
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sextonseven said: Xavier23 said: don't start hating on J-lo I bought the first two Jennifer Lopez CDs and after the booty-magic wore off, I was wondering 'what the hell possessed me to buy not just one, but TWO Jennifer Lopez albums?' She can't sing and the music is at best mediocre, urban-pop. It had to be the butt. whatevr, J-lo can sing + she's a really good dancer. have u seen the Get right video??? i bet, u couldn't do those moves in high heels  "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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