CalhounSq ![avatar](https://prince.org:444/avatars/22.ava)
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I am SO ready to be Prince's bitch!!! .
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.
- I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
- I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
- I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for
ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
- Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
- I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...
Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... ![eek](/i/s/icon_eek.gif) Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.
Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...
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Moonbeam |
The Celebration is going to be a BLAST! |
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mrdespues |
OK.
Here, have a
Hope it makes you feel better. ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif) |
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You've succumbed to Natasha's influence.
NP: "You've Got It Bad Girl"/Stevie WonderThis post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. |
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mrdespues said: OK.
Here, have a
Hope it makes you feel better. ![shrug](/i/s/icon_shrug.gif)
One day, you too will understand. ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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Moonbeam said: The Celebration is going to be a BLAST!
My brother... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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Anji |
ROTFLMFAO!! That is the funniest shit ever, Calhoun! ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif) |
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SnowQueen |
Patience, patience, dear lady...just take a deep breath and count to 4.
It's gonna happen.
I know how you're feeling though, I really do.
(I sure hope I get to meet you in June, btw. You're one of the reasons I love this place. ![hug](/i/s/icon_hug.gif) ) |
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SnowQueen said: Patience, patience, dear lady...just take a deep breath and count to 4.
It's gonna happen.
I know how you're feeling though, I really do.
No numbers can help me, only him counting off will do... "1, 2, 3, 4!"
(I sure hope I get to meet you in June, btw. You're one of the reasons I love this place. ![hug](/i/s/icon_hug.gif) )
Aww! ![biggrin](/i/s/icon_biggrin.gif) Thank you, my sister ![hug](/i/s/icon_hug.gif) Same here... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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CalhounSq said: .
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.
- I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
- I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
- I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for
ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
- Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
- I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...
Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.
Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...
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CalhounSq said: rdhull said:
I know you feel me, RD... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute ![smile](/i/s/icon_smile.gif) "Climb in my fur." |
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rdhull said: CalhounSq said: rdhull said:
I know you feel me, RD... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute ![smile](/i/s/icon_smile.gif)
My brother, my brother... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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CalhounSq said: rdhull said: CalhounSq said: rdhull said:
I know you feel me, RD... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute ![smile](/i/s/icon_smile.gif)
My brother, my brother... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
I came as quickly as I could..the digital haze has broken and the banished ones are gone for gggoood "Climb in my fur." |
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rdhull said: CalhounSq said: rdhull said: CalhounSq said: rdhull said:
I know you feel me, RD... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute ![smile](/i/s/icon_smile.gif)
My brother, my brother... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif)
I came as quickly as I could..the digital haze has broken and the banished ones are gone for gggoood
Praise the Lord & pass Habibi... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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CalhounSq said: .
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.
- I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
- I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
- I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for
ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
- Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
- I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...
Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.
Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...
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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]
WOW..Cal...
I WISH My name was PRINCE...
P.S. Thanks for the .. LOL! OOOHHH!!!
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origmnd |
CS--hope this revelation came from within and not from being forcefed by an evil manipulating force... |
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origmnd said: CS--hope this revelation came from within and not from being forcefed by an evil manipulating force...
All voluntary, my friend... ![sigh](/i/s/icon_sigh.gif) I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it |
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That was amazing! I'm positively inspired.
![worship](/i/s/icon_worship.gif) Calhoun. ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif) |
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CalhounSq said: .
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.
- I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
- I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
- I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for
ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
- Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
- I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...
Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.
Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...
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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]
I was so hoping that you could have been my bitch, CalhounSq... ![pimp](/i/s/icon_pimp.gif) |
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Amen!!! I'm feelin' ya girl.
Last year's Celebration was the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!
But . . .
Are you willing to bow down for LG if he happens to show up.
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If the wind blew every petal from your precious red rose
Would U be afraid of what U'd find inside?
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abierman said: I was so hoping that you could have been my bitch, CalhounSq... ![pimp](/i/s/icon_pimp.gif)
I'm sorry, I can only be HIS bottom bitch...
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LaVisHh |
We are SO going to have the time of our lives!!!
You go girl, and don't let that high go!
He had better hold a Celebration...every year! ![wink](/i/s/icon_wink.gif) |
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loosekiss |
This post scares me, have tickets gone on sale?!!! Am I missing something? |
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