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TrivialPursuit

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An Incomplete and Disorderly Catalog of Prince's Dirty Songs

FUNNY stuff about Prince's dirty songs.

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Published 18 April, 2013 by Kelly O on www.stranger.com
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Cream
—wherein Prince jacks off in front of a mirror


Insatiable
—wherein Prince cajoles you into making a sex tape, which he will definitely edit into something tasteful


Electric Chair
—wherein Prince tells you that what he has planned for you is technically punishable by death, in a sexy way


I Wanna Melt With U
—wherein Prince worries that he may have just statutory-raped you, because that's kiiiiind of a lot of blood, but as long you're cool with it, chorus verse bridge


18 & Over
—wherein Prince establishes some boundaries up front this time


Sexy MF
—wherein Prince just wants to talk, dummy


Poom Poom
—wherein Prince has been writing dirty songs for two decades and has completely exhausted the English language


Slow Love
—wherein Prince recommends quality over quantity, mainly because your pussy couldn't withstand the quantity that he is interested in


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Reply #1 posted 05/06/16 9:21am

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TrivialPursuit said:

Poom Poom—wherein Prince has been writing dirty songs for two decades and has completely exhausted the English language

lol

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this list is cheering me up big time. got High Calonic playing at loud volume in the background. might be helping me smile too cool

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EDIT : just got through the whole list. definitely saving this one! smile

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Reply #2 posted 05/06/16 9:41am

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PRINCE: the only man who could wear high heels and makeup and STILL steal your woman!
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Reply #3 posted 05/06/16 10:48am

DarlingKris

This is one of my favotite articles. I love how the author described the songs, epecially Violet The Organ Grinder and Insatiable

Forever In My Life, forever in my heart. I love you Prince Rogers Nelson heart
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Reply #4 posted 05/06/16 10:51am

AnonymousFan

Lol, cool.

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Reply #5 posted 05/06/16 11:04am

gigilamorosa

Hilarious!!!
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Reply #6 posted 05/07/16 6:27pm

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My favorite description was for "Soft and Wet".

If you set your mind free, baby, maybe you'd understand.
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Reply #7 posted 05/08/16 12:59pm

bookwomen

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Thank you for the smile and laugh. It was needed

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