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Absurdities about Prince curiosities -gossip 'he is over' groomings hearsay and...
And simple posts that don't require a whole thread of their own.
...wackado topics Continued
http://prince.org/msg/7/4...?&pg=1 http://prince.org/msg/7/4...=136109083
This is a place where people who create posts about must post their topics. If it isn't automatically posted here, it will be DELETED (ie Sent off to the Cornfields) If there is no weblink for the topic, something random out of the blue, Prince is over again, Topics of ridicule or just nastiness post here for discussion...have fun. * if a thread starts that should be here please notify a Moderator
Examples: Prince in a Pink Dress Prince should Embrace His Baldness, What brand of make up does Prince wear ? Has Prince Lost It? Anal Obssessions
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How is this an absurd topic? Many celebrities wear certain brands of makeup or even endorse them and people want to know what they wear so they can emulate that look. | |
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Bravo! About bloody time, at last all the shite in one place, like a toilet Yay!!! | |
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Anal Obsessions??? LOL...wtf? | |
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A COMPREHENSIVE PRINCE DISCOGRAPHY (work in progress ^^): https://sites.google.com/...scography/ | |
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It isn't an absurd topic, it is a grooming topic as noted in the thread subject heading | |
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lol those were the days
Prince, Anal Stimulation, Oral Sex, and Digestion.
Prince, ANAL Stimulation, Sexual Fluidity, Paula De3n's Buttery ... | |
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Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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I GOT RETWEETED BY PRINCE....YES! AWESOMESAUCE! | |
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Nothing absurd about this, But Purple Rain is playing on the radio @ work.
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A great idea, just like on MJJCommunity, all the nonsense threads go into Trials and Tribulations, Michael News and serious topics into "Lets talk about Michael Jackson and his music". . Also they band all TMZ stories and I think we should here as TMZ is made up gossip on the lines of "An alien had sex with me and here is my baby to prove it and it shows a baby thats been painted gray with stick on antennas". . Let your Prince rumours run wild, is he gay, does he like drinking his own cum, is he a voodoo doctor who bewitches attractive women, is he really a lizard in human skin? Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name | |
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For some reason a mod incorrectly thought that this doesn't need a dicussion of it's own - in a PM I told them that their decision was callous and uncalled for
Any possibility that Prince faked his death 1. He's mysterious enough to do it 3. His unreleased catalog has just jumped in value overnight 4. He was dead on Thursday. Purple Rain was in theaters Friday 5. His unreleased catalog puts him in a position to be the most prolific posthumous artist of all-time 6. The body was cremated within two days. No public viewing 7. His death evidently coincides with reissues
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Hmm death hoax? It'd certainly be convenient wouldn't it. So I'll play devil's advocate:
1: Fakes his death to gain greater profits from reissues? 2: Immortalized in a no-longer-young-but-not-old age?
I dunno. That's all I got. A lot of people have speculated that Bowie staged his death, MJ too.
2017 is right around the corner and maybe they were tryng to get out of dodge. Who knows. If he did, good for him. Either way he's publicly passed and that's what I'll be going with. It's an unknown unknown.
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Not just hear say, perhaps... I find this rather upsetting...
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I don't know, this is a pretty low profile reissue campaign. If these were big deluxe CD reissues I might be more suspicious. | |
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Why are we not talking about the possibility of secret children!?!?! This is important!!! We know he was very private, we know he was with a lot of women, we know he really wanted kids. Is it possible that there are secret children or children woman had and didn't know they were his? | |
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The old Elvis death hoax "theory" (fans in denial of death) eh? Prince faked his death and moved to Florida to become a mailman and wanted to abandon everything on Earth he loved, Minnesota, Pasiley Park and making music and touring, friends, and wants to have the world think he died from drugs or whatever? Suuure. Or Prince commited suicide after he got control of his masters and just got a new purple piano and guitar and had a party to let people know that he's okay? Suuure. Or Prince and Merle Haggard were murdered by the evil illuminati secret society boogeymen's Satanic New World Order chemtrail flu? And I've seen Prince being vilified by so-called Christians as "a Satanic pedophile with underage virgin girls in sex magik orgies" and at the same time "a flaming homosexual part of the evil illuminati" using a photoshopped image of Prince in a dress as "proof," and claiming the Camille album concept was "a demon that possessed Prince." Even vilifying the 1999 album as "Satanic" because upside down it looks like 6661 "the number of the Beast." Plus vilifying Jehovah's Witnesses as a "Satanic cult." Wow. Trying to vilify Prince for clickbait and get the gullible to believe them to boost their views and followers. Wolves misleading the sheep. Jim Jones-esque. The National Inquirer saying Prince had AIDS? Even "the last photo" is a lie. Last real photo of Prince walking from Walgreens to his car: Prince said about the National Inquirer in 1985:
We don't yet know offically for sure what Prince died from until the toxicology report and police investation is complete. We have to wait to know for sure. Most likey it seems since Prince was last seen in public at Walgreens and the Minnesota police have got the DEA involved, Prince likely died from an overdose dependency to over-prescribed Percocet, etc. that he used because of his hip pain, knee pain, leg pain, foot pain, etc. from his '80s/'90s splits multiple times and the pike jump which is jumping with his legs straight and touching his feet with his hands in the air, sliding on his back, doing the leg spin coffee grinder helicopter six step, jumping off the piano, jumping off high risers, stage dives, etc. Sheila E. explained, "You think about all of those years he was jumping off those risers. I mean they were not low, they were very very high, and to jump off of that, and he had those heels on, that in an entire year would have messed up his knees, and then doing the splits. He was in pain all the time, but he was a performer. No one, not even him, knew that would bother him years later." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7Z335mrjs
[Edited 5/12/16 10:44am] Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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Thizz said: For some reason a mod incorrectly thought that this doesn't need a dicussion of it's own - in a PM I told them that their decision was callous and uncalled for
Any possibility that Prince faked his death 1. He's mysterious enough to do it 3. His unreleased catalog has just jumped in value overnight 4. He was dead on Thursday. Purple Rain was in theaters Friday 5. His unreleased catalog puts him in a position to be the most prolific posthumous artist of all-time 6. The body was cremated within two days. No public viewing 7. His death evidently coincides with reissues
[Edited 4/25/16 20:57pm] A couple questions: How much does it cost to fake your death? Approximate number of people to pay? Is it illegal to fake your death? What about the 911 call, body? What is would his motive be considering the number of people that would hurt? Is this like that thing where people say Tupac lives in Cuba? Why do they say that? No matter the ©️, Paisley Park "official can never ™️ . He gave that to us verbally on Oprah in 1996. You can't take away from us, corporate. I mean O ( + > | |
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It is illegal to fake your own death. There is a statute of limitations
The people to pay off would be the cops, paramedics and coroner . . Prince has been living there for a long time now it wouldn't be hard to make those connections
Not saying he did do it. But if any artist were to do it would be the most well set-up for a lucrative afterlife
With Tupac, people point to questionable lyrics. the reoccurence of the number 7 and a book by Machiavelli | |
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PLEASE help me settle my soul. It is REAL, but apparently it's the Loc Ness Monster of P's world because I have NEVER been able to find it since I first saw it back in the early 90s. I've been away from this site for awhile but came back this week because...well, you know. BUT, even when I joined the org in 2009, I was in search of the pink dress pic. It wasn't photoshoped....was that a thing in the 90's? Anyway, I saw it on TV during an interview... somehow I remember it being associated with The Black Album. Possibly the reason no one can find it is because he originally didn't want TBA to be released, hense the picture was possibly destroyed. *shrugs* But it's real...I SEENT it. | |
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Oh and for the record, I'm not asking anyone for the pic...I'm just saying it's a real thing and I'm just as perplexed as anyone else as to why it has disappeared from space and time. Perhaps the few of us who have seen it truly got in on some rare shit [Edited 4/30/16 0:26am] | |
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Seriously? A conspiracy theory about a claimed photo of Prince in drag associated with The Black Album? If I wasn't reading this just days after Prince's death then I might have laughed at that one. Prince had already done the joke "Is that Prince in drag?" prank on the Sign "O' The Times single covers with dancer Catherine "Cat" Glover. As Prince explained to Chris Rock on VH1 to One in 1997, "Comedians had a great deal of an effect on my music. It was always a challange to be funny. In music it was always a challange to have some sort of humor..." https://www.youtube.com/w...8Q2nne21EI
Prince had already done that joke. Prince didn't like to repeat anything. There were no promotional photos or picture covers for the Black Album.
Saw a "picture of Prince in a pink dress" on TV during an interview in the '90s associated with The Black Album? The Black Album was released in 1994. Prince didn't give TV interviews promoting it, or anything in the '90s until 1996 and 1997 promoting Emancipation and the Jam of the Year tour, 1998 promoting New Power Soul and 1999 promoting Rave. Prince gave only two TV interviews in the '80s: very briefly in 1980 on American Bandstand and in 1985 on MTV.
[Edited 4/30/16 4:54am] Goodnight, sweet Prince. | |
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I really hate this thread. There is no focus!!! Just a jumbled up clutter of simultaneous topics!!! | |
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I was never in doubt about whether that was Cat on the SOTT pics. But that's not the pic I'm referring to. Like I said, it was early 90s (the pic was most likely taken well before then) so P probably wasn't in the "interview" but I know what I saw on TV...the pink dress pic alongside the Black Album, that's why I associate the two. I'm certainly not here to argue....those who've seen it, know what they saw. Over the years, I've just always been curious as to why I've never seen it again. Even if it wasn't P (and it was) why has it never resurfaced. Anywho, I'm laying it to rest, if it's to be seen it will be seen. And even it I saw it's I'd never repost...it's just to satisfy my own curiousity. | |
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Thizz said:
It is illegal to fake your own death. There is a statute of limitations
The people to pay off would be the cops, paramedics and coroner . . Prince has been living there for a long time now it wouldn't be hard to make those connections
Not saying he did do it. But if any artist were to do it would be the most well set-up for a lucrative afterlife
With Tupac, people point to questionable lyrics. the reoccurence of the number 7 and a book by Machiavelli Could they have used an unclaimed body maybe or no body? Ok well in that case what is the statute of limitations and what about a presidential pardon? Also where would you go? I give this about a one percent chance, I like the idea up until toxicology comes back. I'm just so angry. Murder or hoax are my favorite ideas because something mundane for him makes me mad. No matter the ©️, Paisley Park "official can never ™️ . He gave that to us verbally on Oprah in 1996. You can't take away from us, corporate. I mean O ( + > | |
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Maybe, he did it because he's terminal and doesn't want to live his last years the way he's always had.
Maybe, he can't perform any more for some reason and doesn't want to be remembered in a weakened state.
Maybe, he's actually aging now and doesn't want to be seen for his age.
Maybe, he wants to do some work in the industry or some other system where his high profile makes it disadvantageous to make whatever changes or advances he seeks to make.
Maybe, he's become a Sith Lord.
The all seem like reasonable reasons for him to do something like that. Perhaps only a few associates know about what he's doing. Sheila E. did use present tense and say "we know what's going on" when asked about him in that interview. Tyka was out talking to fans and didn't seem as upset as we'd expect her to be. The only person who seemed reasonably upset was Judith Hill. Perhaps, the people who weren't invited simply don't know. Or they simply didn't make the effort to go to the private funeral because they *do* know (Eric Leeds, Andre Cymone, Dr. Fink, Morris Day, etc...). He's always been really great at getting people to keep quite on everything about him, and even if someone did come out and say he was alive, no one'd believe them. [Edited 4/30/16 22:50pm] [Edited 4/30/16 22:51pm] | |
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One of the lesser known and (far fetched) theories regarding Tupac involves the use a look-alike who was dying of AIDS - the body was replaced | |
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OldFriends4Sale said:
lol those were the days
Prince, Anal Stimulation, Oral Sex, and Digestion.
Prince, ANAL Stimulation, Sexual Fluidity, Paula De3n's Buttery ... Thanks for those links, OF4S! Whatever happened to Imago? He had an amazing post comparing MJ's Bad to Prince's MNIP that was so perfect! I wasn't sure if I'd be ready to laugh and enjoy absurdities about Prince just yet, but these brought a smile to my face. They actually do show how great Prince was, what he meant to people, why people liked him. And this last line in the "buttery cooter" post (LOL) was poignant: "But may he tear more hinges off, specifically those in the pearly gates one day. Prince….I raise a glass to you!" - Imago, 2011. | |
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Maybe, he did it because he's terminal and doesn't want to live his last years the way he's always had.
Maybe, he can't perform any more for some reason and doesn't want to be remembered in a weakened state.
Maybe, he's actually aging now and doesn't want to be seen for his age.
Maybe, he wants to do some work in the industry or some other system where his high profile makes it disadvantageous to make whatever changes or advances he seeks to make.
Maybe, he's become a Sith Lord.
The all seem like reasonable reasons for him to do something like that. Perhaps only a few associates know about what he's doing. Sheila E. did use present tense and say "we know what's going on" when asked about him in that interview. Tyka was out talking to fans and didn't seem as upset as we'd expect her to be. The only person who seemed reasonably upset was Judith Hill. Perhaps, the people who weren't invited simply don't know. Or they simply didn't make the effort to go to the private funeral because they *do* know (Eric Leeds, Andre Cymone, Dr. Fink, Morris Day, etc...). He's always been really great at getting people to keep quite on everything about him, and even if someone did come out and say he was alive, no one'd believe them. [Edited 4/30/16 22:50pm] [Edited 4/30/16 22:51pm] Ok, then the staffer had to be in on it that called 911? Or they had a lookalike body? Unlikely...5'2" ish. But that would explain the state of the body in online sources. I'm just not sure. If he did, I wish he would come back after the criminal statute of limitations. But he wouldn't if it's the aging thing as you put it. I wish though. No matter the ©️, Paisley Park "official can never ™️ . He gave that to us verbally on Oprah in 1996. You can't take away from us, corporate. I mean O ( + > | |
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Maybe certain staffers were in on it. They were mighty calm about finding an unresponsive PRINCE, of all people. They even rather calmly state that "the person here is dead" - pretty composed about it. They have the hardest time figuring out the address to Paisley Park - like how hard is it to say you're at Paisley Park Studios in Chanhassen? Maybe they needed some more time to put some things in place. They get the ambulance called off so they can't put the body in there and pull up at a hospital where any number of uninvolved people could expose the plan. Perhaps there never was a body and the call only set in motion what was already planned. Perhaps there was a (non-Prince) body and the paramedics dealt with the one that was given to them - perhaps the team of paramedics they sent were aware. In all the commotion, we never really heard of the body. It was "cremated" swifty and thoroughly. There can be no viewing and no questions about it. It quickly and resonably explains away the fact that Prince has disappeared. Maybe, that's because they needed to justify the absence of a body because PRINCE actually lives secretly. Maybe there is no will, because he isn't dead. Maybe, he's pulling the strings on his affairs through Tyka or another associate. [Edited 5/1/16 8:02am] | |
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