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Thread started 09/17/15 1:46pm

lust

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What's Prince's most naive lyric?

I'll start.

"let's pretend we're married and go all night"

Clearly written by someone who had never been married.

If he re recorded it today it would be.
" let's pretend we're married, surf our iPads for a bit and then go nigh nighs"
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #1 posted 09/17/15 1:50pm

lust

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"I'm not just saying this to be nasty but I'm sincerely considering getting an android tablet next time"

"Hun?....Hun?"
"Zzzzzz"
"Agh shit"
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #2 posted 09/17/15 1:50pm

KingSausage

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lust said:

I'll start.

"let's pretend we're married and go all night"

Clearly written by someone who had never been married.

If he re recorded it today it would be.
" let's pretend we're married, surf our iPads for a bit and then go nigh nighs"



Hahahahaha. Nice.
"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Reply #3 posted 09/17/15 1:50pm

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Baltimore is pretty high on the naive list. It's so juvenile and overly simplistic.
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Reply #4 posted 09/17/15 1:53pm

NorthC

I think he meant Let's Pretend... as a joke.
And to answer your question...hmmm... Resolution?
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Reply #5 posted 09/17/15 1:56pm

KingSausage

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NorthC said:

I think he meant Let's Pretend... as a joke.
And to answer your question...hmmm... Resolution?


Ooh. Nice pick! Resolution is painful.
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Reply #6 posted 09/17/15 2:36pm

TraSoul82

"No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me"

Well maybe not u, Mr Nelson, but I had termites in my house and those little bitches had to go.




"Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea."


More like I'll leave them in a small body of water... That then gets flushed.
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Reply #7 posted 09/17/15 2:42pm

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"Everybody loves Me"
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Reply #8 posted 09/17/15 2:51pm

robertgeorge

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Ronnie talk to Russia. You could argue the message is overly simplified than naive. All the critics love you in New York "They wont say your naive if you play what you believe." I think some of his religious songs are beautiful but others he espouses ignorance like some devout "old faithful." The whole don't use condoms because the lubricant is bad, blood transfusions kill interferons. Sometimes Prince is an untouchable lyricist, other times it is like he has been snorting silly putty.

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Reply #9 posted 09/17/15 2:53pm

lust

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TraSoul82 said:

"No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me"

Well maybe not u, Mr Nelson, but I had termites in my house and those little bitches had to go.




"Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea."


More like I'll leave them in a small body of water... That then gets flushed.


I got scratched by a cat once. It's owners had no pussy control.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #10 posted 09/18/15 9:28am

fortuneandsere
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I just hate to see an erection go to waste

The world's problems like climate change can only be solved through strategic long-term thinking, not expediency. In other words all the govts. need sacking!

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Reply #11 posted 09/18/15 9:37am

KingSausage

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"Welcome to the million dollar show....something that you've never seen before."

Hahahahaha. Right. A) The song starts with a medley of previous Prince songs. B) His concerts are plagued by the bullshit sampler sets. If you're gonna make claims that you're doing unprecedented things, you might not want to be so clearly tied to your past.
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Reply #12 posted 09/18/15 12:18pm

lust

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fortuneandserendipity said:

I just hate to see an erection go to waste



How's that naive?
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Reply #13 posted 09/18/15 12:25pm

NorthC

lust said:

fortuneandserendipity said:

I just hate to see an erection go to waste



How's that naive?

It isn't. It's just Prince joking again.
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Reply #14 posted 09/18/15 12:50pm

214

dolphin is very stupid

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Reply #15 posted 09/18/15 1:03pm

NorthC

214 said:

dolphin is very stupid


I don't think so. If reincarnation exists, I'd love to come back as one.
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Reply #16 posted 09/18/15 1:25pm

TrevorAyer

U can only fuck a taste into ones mouth
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Reply #17 posted 09/18/15 1:32pm

KingSausage

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TrevorAyer said:

U can only fuck a taste into ones mouth


Depends on the angle.
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Reply #18 posted 09/18/15 1:36pm

dodger

lust said:

I'll start.

"let's pretend we're married and go all night"

Clearly written by someone who had never been married.

If he re recorded it today it would be.
" let's pretend we're married, surf our iPads for a bit and then go nigh nighs"


lol
So true. Glad others feel my pain
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Reply #19 posted 09/18/15 1:43pm

dodger

United States Of Division chorus has to be a contender:
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Doo doo x 20
Everybody stop fighting
Doo doo x 20
Everybody make love
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Must have took him a while
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Reply #20 posted 09/18/15 2:39pm

214

NorthC said:

214 said:

dolphin is very stupid

I don't think so. If reincarnation exists, I'd love to come back as one.

Not it really stuoid lyrics

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Reply #21 posted 09/18/15 2:41pm

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Haha! Classic lust post right here!

My vote:

"Upload the evolution principal. U c a rock on the shore and say 'it's always been there'. Download no responsibility. Do what you want nobody cares" - Colonized Mind

This is the exemplification of Princely naivity. He forgets (or doesn't realise) that a) evolution does not say that rocks have always been here, and b) that under the point of view of an evolutionary worldview, "caring" would also be a trait that has evolved. People do care about what they and others do! So looking at the world with the acceptance that stuff evolves completely contradicts what he's saying.

I think dodger is also onto something... "Doo doo (x 20). Everybody stop fighting!!" lol Deep.

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Reply #22 posted 09/18/15 2:50pm

lust

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toejam said:

Haha! Classic lust post right here!

My vote:

"Upload the evolution principal. U c a rock on the shore and say 'it's always been there'. Download no responsibility. Do what you want nobody cares" - Colonized Mind

This is the exemplification of Princely naivity. He forgets (or doesn't realise) that a) evolution does not say that rocks have always been here, and b) that under the point of view of an evolutionary worldview, "caring" would also be a trait that has evolved. People do care about what they and others do! So looking at the world with the acceptance that stuff evolves completely contradicts what he's saying.

I think dodger is also onto something... "Doo doo (x 20). Everybody stop fighting!!" lol Deep.

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[Edited 9/18/15 14:44pm]

Yep, that's a goodie. I thought that too but knew it wouldb't get the giggle "let's pretend we're married" would get.

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #23 posted 09/18/15 2:57pm

NorthC

214 said:



NorthC said:


214 said:

dolphin is very stupid



I don't think so. If reincarnation exists, I'd love to come back as one.

Not it really stuoid lyrics


Huh??? whofarted nuts Stuoid??
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Reply #24 posted 09/18/15 3:45pm

KingSausage

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NorthC said:

214 said:



NorthC said:


214 said:

dolphin is very stupid



I don't think so. If reincarnation exists, I'd love to come back as one.

Not it really stuoid lyrics


Huh??? whofarted nuts Stuoid??



Yeah. "Stuoid." 214, you better just back away slowly from this one.
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Reply #25 posted 09/18/15 3:56pm

214

NorthC said:

214 said:

Not it really stuoid lyrics

Huh??? whofarted nuts Stuoid??

Stupid, where i live that's a way to say stupid

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Reply #26 posted 09/18/15 4:21pm

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toejam said:

Haha! Classic lust post right here!

My vote:

"Upload the evolution principal. U c a rock on the shore and say 'it's always been there'. Download no responsibility. Do what you want nobody cares" - Colonized Mind

This is the exemplification of Princely naivity. He forgets (or doesn't realise) that a) evolution does not say that rocks have always been here, and b) that under the point of view of an evolutionary worldview, "caring" would also be a trait that has evolved. People do care about what they and others do! So looking at the world with the acceptance that stuff evolves completely contradicts what he's saying.

I think dodger is also onto something... "Doo doo (x 20). Everybody stop fighting!!" lol Deep.

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[Edited 9/18/15 14:44pm]

I'll go with Colonized Mind too.

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Reply #27 posted 09/19/15 1:25pm

fortuneandsere
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He might have better luck if he was drumming with his dick

The world's problems like climate change can only be solved through strategic long-term thinking, not expediency. In other words all the govts. need sacking!

If you can add value to someone's life then why not. Especially if it colors their days...
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Reply #28 posted 09/19/15 2:49pm

steakfinger

Colonized Mind is mos def one of the worst. We could probably shrink this list down to a single post if we change it to ask about Prince's LEAST naive lyric.

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Reply #29 posted 09/19/15 3:49pm

fortuneandsere
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I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth

The world's problems like climate change can only be solved through strategic long-term thinking, not expediency. In other words all the govts. need sacking!

If you can add value to someone's life then why not. Especially if it colors their days...
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