I can imagine being a total Verizon sellout what with the Guitar vid n everything, but jeeping crystal waters have you just given up over the nokia takeover? that was mean schoolyard business and you just let it lie.

I realise you are a busy man and all, and you can only raise so many funds for your local schools, but damn your great grandmother is hurting right now. Youngest country in the Universe and their business taken away like THAT!

I know you can do this, you are of course superhuman, make starlight become snowfall, turn climate data into food, and my wife is texting me so I should probably stop texting now,

Ok bye Prince, maybe speak to you at the Kingdom Hall Centre on Holyhead road. It's cool. But they have introduced a firearms shop on Bangor High Street, what with all the animals in open fields n everything. I thought it might be amusing to stage an assassination that never actually happened, whilst simultaneously sleeping on a mountain whilst the clouds referred to themselves in a psychotic fan email.

Ok, BYE!!!!

Cx

Discalimer: No Princes were harmed in the composition of this email, only my short term memory and sense of credibilty

Ahhh drunk texting

somebody is eating illegal nuts...

Nonsense