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Thread started 01/30/11 2:24pm

hollywooddove

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Why Prince looks so young and the ladies surrounding him have aged

I have a theory on why the ladies of Prince's past all have aged so aggressively while he has stayed looking so young. His penis is like a straw that sucked the youth out of them while he was having sex with them. This has to be it. He has a vampenis.

We are all so full of doody here
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Reply #1 posted 01/30/11 2:25pm

jpnyc

I’m pretty sure his plastic surgeon would debate you on that one.

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Reply #2 posted 01/30/11 2:25pm

errant

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he wears more make up than all of them. combined. that's why.

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #3 posted 01/30/11 2:27pm

thedance

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Prince's penis? Is this supposed to be a joke. confused

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Reply #4 posted 01/30/11 2:39pm

Rinluv

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Pretty tired of folks saying Prince looks young. Yeah, he looks good for his age, but he certainly doesnt look YOUNG..Plus on top of that he wears make up..

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.
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Reply #5 posted 01/30/11 3:02pm

carlcranshaw

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The ladies go out and live real lives, having families work, etc. They don't stay trapped in Xanadu.

‎"The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page
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Reply #6 posted 01/30/11 3:13pm

JoeTyler

genetics + makeup

vampenis ... falloff

but it's true that Lisa, Wendy & Sheila look pretty bad these days, specially Sheila sad

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Reply #7 posted 01/30/11 3:17pm

Spinlight

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JoeTyler said:

genetics + makeup

vampenis ... falloff

but it's true that Lisa, Wendy & Sheila look pretty bad these days, specially Sheila sad

Sheila E looks bad?? Worse than Wendy and Lisa????????????????????????

She looks fucking amazing!

http://musiciansfoundation.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/beth-and-sheila-e-july-25-2010.jpg

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sheila+E+2010+Miss+Universe+Pageant+Arrivals+8F-OnaEWIGZl.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Sheila+E+2010+Primetime+Creative+Arts+Emmy+WKJfPaoUd2ql.jpg

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Reply #8 posted 01/30/11 3:18pm

luv4u

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Penis envy nonsense

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