What the hell was that?

Hey y'all, I thought we bust this new hype before
All across the land
(New dance commercial take 2
Rio, Marbella - we gettin' stupid
ha, Germany, Paris France - we gettin' stupid
yeah, Stockholm Sweden, we love ya

Let me shed, it's easier said code red
Bust the new groove just hyped 4 the jughead
Bass thumpin' everybody's doin the bumpin'
Oops, I slipped on a move
I think it's time 2 bust somethin'
Sleazy, but cool and easy
"Is this the right one?"
Yeah - this is 4 the hood
Better keep it greasy
Better yet on a smooth tip
I don't wanna sweat
I want my slimmie 2 get with this
Move your head and shoulders from side 2 side
Take your back foot, and then u let it slide
Yo, in a fade motion, lots of attitude, coast 2 coast
Then u're floatin' homeboys boastin' -
U made his skeeze freeze
U've been chosen, P
Ladies and gentlemen, NPG introduces the...

Jughead
Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite
Kickin' the jughead
Come on, get stupid, get stupid
Kickin' the jughead
Oh yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite
Kickin' the jughead, yeah

Wait a minute, what's he doin'?

Well, Mack daddy in the house over there
What u doin' dawg?
"Gettin' busy G, kickin' the jughead"
Yeah, baby's gettin' busy in my face
Cold housin' a future
Everything has been well placed
This daddy's 2 fly
He bust the jughead as he floats to the other side
U watch the rotation, there's a bit of hesitation
This is some new hype stuff u're facin'

U gotta come with a new git
The J-U-G-H-E-A-D, and I'm flowin' with it
U could say I'm on a roll
NPG and y'all, and we're gettin' bold, oh
Yes - bold steps must be taken
2 bump a nation their scrutiny is what I'm facin'
As u pump the volume to what I'm sayin'
U'd catch me dead before you catch me
Doin' anything but the...

Jughead
Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite
Kickin' the jughead
Get stupid, get stupid
Kickin' the jughead
Yo, yo, we gettin' funky in the house tonite
Kickin' the jughead, ha ha

get stupid, get stupid

Don't worry if you're lookin' silly
Look over here at me, workin' 4 Willie
Gettin' busy in the corner Oh yes, is that Levi?!
Holdin' my own - u think I'm posin'
I'm just frozen on an upbeat
Clockin' a freak in a low pro
U know - discreet
Baby was laughing
But before a "no" was even said
She's on the dance floor
Next beat kickin' the jughead

Boy, we gettin' international
In the house
That's right
We gettin' international
In the house

We want this one 2 go worldwide
Huh, that's right worldwide
Not state-side

Give it up...

Who turn the mother out?

That's what I'm sayin'
Tony, you were excellent
What you need is a manager

That's what I'm sayin'

For what?
I can make you... Money minders are like parasites
They pose and wheelers and
Dealers for your rights. And most
Companies say that you need em!
Not me... But I've kicked back, observed, and
I'm honest... Watched 'em bleed 'em
Artists young and old
I can bring you to the top! Where'd this unwritten law come from anyway?
That years after the contract you should
Still be gettin' paid? Boy, I go broke
And hit the skids before I take care of
A rich sucker's kids. Hell,
My contract... A contract ain't no pension plan,
My contract... Years after this my kids are still
Gonna make the grand.
Tony, you... And you laugh at my brother Little Richard
When he says you ain't gave him nothing.
Let's leave him out of this Hell, that ain't no joke.
His songs are still sellin', that man
Could die broke. So fellow artists,
U need me... Push for yours, and watch for
Mr. Money Minder, as we settle the score.
Tony...

WOW what a great song

PANDURITO said:

PANDURITO said:

its so apt right now

robinhood said:

Move your head and shoulders from side 2 side
Take your back foot, and then u let it slide
Yo, in a fade motion,

Makes Purple and Gold look like Hot Summer. No wait...

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Marrk said:

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Hatman said:

Makes Purple and Gold look like Hot Summer. No wait...

Is that the official Adam Opinion?

pandurito you just like doing this

pandurtio headbang in 5..4..3..2..

mplsmike said:

what Mike said

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Best Jughead thread ever. No, really.

ernestsewell said:

Hatman said:

Makes Purple and Gold look like Hot Summer. No wait...

Is that the official Adam Opinion?

The official Adam opinion is that Jughead is ace. I've always loved it, since I first heard it at 12 years old. I know this places me high on the org target practice range, but I think it's great.

Ok there, I said it.

It makes Hot Summer look like Purple and Gold. No wait...

I appreciate that I can hit the skip button.

squirrelgrease said:

Best Jughead thread ever. No, really.

I'll give it Prince's little section, that was cool, but the rest can go to- ah. Why couldn't the whole song sound like that?

MikeyB71 said:

ernestsewell said:

wakey wakey ernest. this is J U G H E A D's moment in the sun.

cant see the forest for the trees?

I love it for a strange reason -

My best friend from childhood (who actually gave me my first Prince CD funnily enough) who's name is Archie has always had the nickname Jughead (he has an unusually large head, theres no getting away from it haha), as a result we often sing parts of this song to him have done for many years, i cant remember having listened to it in full since the mid 90's but its still a source of much amusement to us all.

So I still think its awesome so there

SOOPER said:

I love it for a strange reason -

My best friend from childhood (who actually gave me my first Prince CD funnily enough) who's name is Archie has always had the nickname Jughead (he has an unusually large head, theres no getting away from it haha), as a result we often sing parts of this song to him have done for many years, i cant remember having listened to it in full since the mid 90's but its still a source of much amusement to us all.

So I still think its awesome so there

cool yeah i agree with you its great.

such an apt way for Prince to describe himself.

i figured now was a good time to celebrate this song

considering his fabulous statements about the internet.

they say stupidity isnt a virus, but it sure does spread like one.

PicklesMcMillan said:

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