Yesterday,I told my girl-friend,"If I was your girlfriend,would you let me do ur hair?" lol

I felt kind of corny but she said yeah.
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poom poom poom poom poom poom poom poom poom...

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PurpleDiamond2009 said:

When I first heard that song...I couldn't stop laughing...

anastesia....???? que

Purple Rain

I love U but, but I just don't trust U anymore..

JarviusLovesexy said:

Hell yeah...when I was about 14 or 15 and girlfriends would come and go the old Under The Cherry Moon line "We had fun didn't we?!" would get wheeled out.

My sister didn't take to kindly to being told that " a blow job doesn't mean blow"..... I'm kidding Im an only child...don't panic
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yeah..well kinda

Partner - "oh its raining"

Me - "nah that aint rain thats the heavenly angles crying tears of joy cuz I found U"

All the time!

I just want your extra time and your.... kiss

you gotta not talk dirty baby, if u wanna impress me

until the end of time, i'll be there for u

ooooh i wanna , i wanna, i wanna, i wanna fuck ya

I'm amazed that some of us aren't single permenantly if some of these are real

I'm always telling my wife that things are " ain't no more than you'll ever learn in your small sheltered world" ....she knows the reference though and knows its a joke
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Yeah, I tried "I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth" just yesterday. She hasn´t spoken to me ever since.

Nightcrawler said:

Nuns eh!?....no sense of humour

Why did u change the thread title?

Can't wait for the opportunity to use "Oh, pretty little whip, U got me drippin' all over the floor. If I come back as a woman, I want a body like yours."

Let's Pretend We're Married.

She said no

We're married now

Only that one line, Your'e just a simpleton, I'll bust you like a pimple son.

Shut-up already, DAMN

nurseV said:

Because the original thread wasn't going to be a "Hot-Topic" lol

"i'm not sayin this just 2 b nasty but i sincerly wanna f....." ah never mind!

JarviusLovesexy said:

I said "what's this strange relationship?"
She said"It's not as strange as people changing thread titles after people already posted replies to the first title".

mzsadii said:

i say this a lot.

The "I am nothing without your touch..." poem from the bathtub scene in Under The Cherry Moon. Gets them everytime!

All the time to my hubby...
"I'll slap yo @#^ into the middle of next week"

"Shut up already. Damn!"

JarviusLovesexy said:

I do constantly tell my Jennifer "I think you're cute, but you're just not my wife"

I once sang most of Forever In My Life to a girl.(including the three ring circus part)

Needless to say, she's pregnant with someone else's baby now

JarviusLovesexy said:

Yep, I've said something P lyric related with every gf I've had. & my wife (she's a hardcore fan also).