When I was 11 or so I found my mom's copy of 1999 and it was over.

I masterbated incessantly to the "crucial" part of "Lady Cabdriver".

I also used to get really turned on by the infamous shower poster.

---Life was oh-so simple then.

come to think of it I saw a thread here that debated whether or not Prince was a good kisser and that's really funny to me because I taught myself how to "adult" kiss by emulating what I saw Prince do in movies like Purple Rain and Under The Cherry Moon--you know, the whole kiss passionately then pull back a little thing? Of course I have mastered my own techniques by now but I think that it may still have elements of that. Wow.
[Edited 3/11/09 20:40pm]

Ok now it all makes sense (the posts that you make).

xlr8r said:

--yet there you are waiting on pins and needles for my next one.....

1. Why is this nonsense troll thread here?

2. Hi Lou



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eros said:

Yah,music as Windows into the Soul!

Prince's Sarah

....the first time I heard Erotic City

it was my grandmother who was playing it

---to this day I think of her whenever I hear it

i must confess

i get horny once a month for around 5 days

pity the fool who thinks he can survive it

And what exactly do you want from us now?

Dave1992 said:

Probably hopes he/she can get ppl to 'fess up that they vigorously masturbated to Prince when they were younger

eros said:

That's more like kiss sloppily and wet, then pretend you're gonna eat the girl's face. Nothing passionate about that.

JayJai said:

Well, I did it once to "Now" and it was okay, but that's it.


Any other questions?

Dave1992 said:

eros said:

2 comments:

1. This is not a thread about Prince

2. I can't believe you masterbated incessantly yet alone period at age 11

eros, you are officially nominated 'freak of the week'

DesireeNevermind said:

this is soo about Prince
and how he influenced my childhood.

What really kills me about this site is that you all claim to be huge Prince fans but then you act like judgemental, elitist, puritanical snobs.

Is this who Prince's fans grew up to be? Or are you the late, jump-on yuppies who want to pretend like you belonged to some movement content with approaching the whole idea like a case study?

I am authentic--if nothing else.
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JayJai said:

...evidentally you keep ckecking back for said confessions

eros said:

comment #3

I have no idea whut ur rambling about.

judgemental, elitist, puritanical and snobbish? i think you are projecting your mommy issues on to me.

ur the incessant masturbater who had to learn how to kiss by watching Prince fake kiss.

thus far my experinces posting on this board have been

1. Having a thread locked and being reprimanded by the moderator for its content not being "Prince enough", or whatever, and nonsensical(which it seems is a cry that you all find some weird sense of empowerment in when making)

2. My motives have been questioned for starting this thread and again find that I'm faced with the now all too familiar familiar threats

3.I've had my choice of font criticized and mocked (by obviously fake Prince fans.--its the little things that give you away)


4. some creepy member with entitlement issues( xlr8r) follows me from thread to thread to tell me how unworthy my comments are and to suggest that I log off

but hey, I know
---what does this have to do with Prince, right?
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DesireeNevermind said:

eros said:

Im the creepy one yet you make a post about masturbation and how erotic city reminds you of your gramdmother.

What kind of grown man does this?

Aint nobody following your weird as fuck self.

...i'm not gonna lie..i also envision the part was how prince moved his mouth..ohh!!..
...mzsexybaby

..prince introduced the sexuality discovery...and then turned it 2 spirituality..i confess he is big'daddi!!..
..mzsexybaby

I can appreciate the honesty...but have U guys ever heard the song, "Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors?" It's awakening.
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KidaDynamite said:

why you naughty little....

mzkqueen03 said:

I get this....

eros said:

Yeah, but this was my confession, which is an all different thing, baby.

what's interesting is that we are supposedly more evolved on a social level
now as compared to the days of Prince's peak in popularity and gender bending
as a whole in mainsteam. However, my observations are that gender roles, at
least as personal expression, are definitely more black and white.

I had a friend in highschool who was very much the Alpha male type personality;
football jock, the whole 9 back then and also a huge Prince fan.I remember he
secretly confessed to me how much he loved Sheila E's walk circa Sign O The
Times, how cool it was, and that he was jealous that men couldn't walk like
that and not be questioned as to their sexuality. Anyway--he did kinda incorporate a little of it in his walk--came off more like a strut with him,
and no one ever questioned it.

I don't think that could be done in today's climate

(and probally not our circle-jerking either, but I digress)

DesireeNevermind said:

eros said:

Yes! Prince raised us this way.