XxAxX said:

>^,,^<

Haystack said:

The worst thing about the internet for me is the amount of bloody cat pictures. 'Bloody' cat pictures I'd appreciate. But bloody cats all the bloody time. That and pussy.

The song is a reference to the myth that Prince has a lion in his pocket and he's ready to roar. Actually that's not a lion but a pussy and that pussy totally controls his purse. Obvious.

Imago, isn't it just about vaginas?

Or is this the only one that isn't (along with Scarlet Pussy)?

(BTW, women who have strong muscular control of their vaginas are generally far more satisfied, as are their partners, so it's a very educational message. Vaginal control is also good for childbirth, leading to less chance of rupture and quicker, healthier recovery.)

Cheek said:

he used to listen to doves cry but now the roaring from his pockets is alllll he hears probably totally drowns those little doves out.

and you know what else? maybe if he didn't wear such tight pants those lions wouldn't be roaring all the time like that. please prince, have some compassion! if you must ignore your doves then at least keep the lions in a safer place.




[Edited 10/29/08 6:33am]

wasitgood4u said:

Is this why the pussy in this song was able to skip rope with her friends?

but i'm pretty sure it was, actually

FUCK 1+1+1=3, and everyone who subscribes to that horsecrap. Including, unfortunately, Our Hero.

Pussy Control is one of the strongest statements of feminist ideals and girl power to come out of any male performer, let alone this one whose current ideas about gender roles belong in the 15th century.

Pussy Control Prince was the Prince that I became a fan of. Sexist Bad Math Prince is kind of an embarassment.

Let's hope he comes to his senses.
[Edited 10/29/08 15:02pm]

meow85 said:

I agree with everything you said but, ere, how is 1+1+1=3 bad math?

wasitgood4u said:

She means that in the sense that women's acceptance of a patriarchal 'pecking order' as dictated by theocracy is bad math--not in the literal sense.

Imago said:

Thanks.

I suppose if a person belives in God, then God should reasonably come first. But the idea that one "1" (men) naturally are placed above the other "1" (women) is some damned sketchy math.

meow85 said:

So the first 1 is God, the second is man and the third is woman? Ahh, that's nice. I'd have chosen my dog as the third. More friendly and craps on the carpet less. Or a shed. You can't beat sheds when you're a guy.

iloveannie said:

oh no

This thread has lost control

chillichocaholic said:

It was shit to begin with

But actually, good math would dictate that if a+b+c=d, a,b,c are interchangeable and don't follow any particular order...

wasitgood4u said:

true. He indicates the "order" elsewhere, but 1+1+1=3 itself isn't bad math.

NDRU said:

i would bet that somewhere in the world, someone has conducted a scientific study which has proven the correlation between having a love for cats and a hatred of math. in fact, hang on a sec while i google it. ..

XxAxX said:

Oh God, no!

Imago said:

look, i thought the reason for this thread was to promote a fair and open discussion of whether or not prince is a cat person, and if so what does that mean?

but, from your reaction i would guess that you have lost interest in the topic and this disappoints me, but i know how that can be, especially for someone who creates a lot of threads around here.

so, instead of posting the lengthy research paper i composed entitled: cat owners: mathematically inclined?, i will simply remind you of theoretical physicist erwin schrodinger, who centered a lot of his research around cats.

in fact schrodinger's quantum theory of superposition involves putting a cat in a box with some other stuff, then letting the cat out later, or not letting it out, or something like that.

so, in conclusion, i'd just like to say that maybe your question about prince and his cat-loving tendencies has more to do with quantum indeterminacy than you would like to admit. in other words, maybe the song is about cats until you play it; or alternatively, maybe the song is NOT about cats until you play it. hope this helps.

thank you, that is all.

XxAxX said:

well, actually, i feel the need for an addendum: although i adore cats i'd rather have birds and deal with feathers than have cats and deal with cat hair because cat hair sticks on clothing and feathers will brush right off. i bet prince feels the same way, too, because we all know he loves clothes

XxAxX said:

OMG, you're stalking me!

Imago said:

well, duh~!

it's like, so totally the in ORG thing to crush on you, Imago
i just want to fit in

I prefer the version on Crystal Ball its sounds less erm...dated