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More info on Prince, "Honey Collective" and everything. Another breaking news story from "Dr. Funkenberry":
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this honey collective thing seems to be getting stranger by the minute With Love there is no Death | |
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Thanks for posting, although I'm actually speechless, for once Wake up children, dance the dance electric, there isn't much time... Who screamed? Was it you? | |
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b3xy said: this honey collective thing seems to be getting stranger by the minute
hope everyone who manages to get in tonight has a great time 
i am beginning to think that drfunkenberry is ran by Prince's team and the other stories are just trying to make it seem more general he has the most stories on the site except for american idol   | |
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celibate my ass..give shelly o and myself a dark room and a sam cooke album ..she won't b celibate 4 long I'm on the phone with Clarence Willliams III 2 bitch slap Prince again. Then I'm going 2 tie Prince up and let Apples have her revenge and bitchslap him again! |
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Jeffiner said: PS It would be nice if 'Dr Funkenberry' could post something about P's upcoming concert in Dublin too - perhaps!
[Edited 5/20/08 9:37am] a mention would be nice With Love there is no Death | |
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Sounds like Prince finally got his harem. No one's ever so poor, they can't pick up their yard. Grandma Loy | |
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exciting news.. jack davey now on board? she's the real deal | |
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Giovanni777 said: Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following: 1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years. 2. That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever. 3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK! how  
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Was Esthero @ a Paisley Park party once...twice??? Anyone know?
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Why three years? | |
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Hurray - finally I qualify on all accounts for something Your mind won't be the only thing I blow.... | |
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jbchavez said: Why three years?
What is 3 years in Prince time anyhow? Just curious  | |
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EchoofmySoul said: jbchavez said: Why three years?
What is 3 years in Prince time anyhow? Just curious lol! | |
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Yeah - and what's the GOA exactly? Just incase I want to get on a jet and come on down...LOL
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sounds either creepy or scary i dont know which
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L4OATheOriginal said: celibate my ass..give shelly o and myself a dark room and a sam cooke album ..she won't b celibate 4 long
 
This "H.C." mascot thing is going 2 be quite interesting  | |
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Ok - Im down with all of this except for the celibate part - come on now! How many of these woman could possibly qualify looking like they do and being in their sexual prime - these girls have had more stick than corn on the cob at a southern bbq!
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Giovanni777 said: Another breaking news story from "Dr. Funkenberry":
This Just In! Prince Dressed in yellow & black, (in honor of his new “H.C.” mascot status) has been following the Honey Collective around like a groupie. He is expected to grace the stage of Goa sometime Tuesday night with a few members of his band. They have been in town rehearsing for a book release party to be held outdoors at his newly acquired Beverly Hills crib (More on that later.) What’s the allure of the Honey Collective? Where does one start… Even tho there is no designated leader of the group, it seems to evolve around core members: DJ Rashida, Monica, Shelley, DJ Eque and a bevvy of other beautiful female musicians, dancers and poets which include but are not limited to: Bria Valente, Jack of J Davey, (yes, a ferocious female) Esthero, Gabriela the spy, Ruth Arzate, an amazing dancer who goes by 1 letter: V, and Sanaa Hamri, the director. Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following: 1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years. 2. That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever. 3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK! Sounds like our kinda ladies, tho-not so sure bout that vow of celibacy! Stay tuned, this is gonna be funky.-Dr.FB http://www.drfunkenberry.com/ Wayyyyy too much info there Prince. K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid) your press relase should have been this thread's heading and just that, no need to creep folks out! 'Prince 2 Appear On Stage at GOA Tonight!' |
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Celibate for at least 3 years??
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EchoofmySoul said: Yeah - and what's the GOA exactly? Just incase I want to get on a jet and come on down...LOL
[Edited 5/20/08 11:24am] Well, if the ladies have been celibate for 3 years then not them!!!! LOL I gotta Phd in advanced body movement..... | |
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VenusBlingBling said: Celibate for at least 3 years??
Is that supposed to be a new rule P came with or is this idea coming from the girls? Either way it makes me feel really uncomfortable. Think i'd prefer a little more mystery from the little big man "London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"
"YEAH!!!" "Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!" | |
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XxAxX said: Giovanni777 said: Now get this: To qualify as one of the members, all women must take a lie detector test to determine the following: 1. That they have to be celibate for at least 3 years. 2. That they are free from all contracts and agree to remain that way forever. 3. That they have a LOVE for real music and will not rest until the city of Los Angeles is the nucleus of the NEW WORLD ORDER of FUNK! how
. [Edited 5/20/08 10:21am] Well Thats one of them off the list! Sanaa Hamri Has a contract and an agent in both US and UK! "My God it's full of Stars"
Indigo Club, September 21st 2008, 4.24am | |
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b3xy said: this honey collective thing seems to be getting stranger by the minute
hope everyone who manages to get in tonight has a great time
and tells us all the details!!! Whats the matter with your sex? Is fifteen minutes your best? | |
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Man, just when I was hopin' he'd leave LA and get his Mpls funk on, he sets up crib in Beverly Hills, dresses like a bumble bee and declares himself mascot to some celibate LA funkettes... | |
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L4OATheOriginal said: celibate my ass..give shelly o and myself a dark room and a sam cooke album ..she won't b celibate 4 long
U a Fool.... I was going to say the same thing but give me and DJ Rashida a dark room...you know the rest... Or I need DJ Rashida to dance, I need her to strip and she can give me what I need as we listen to Prince  [Edited 5/20/08 12:04pm] Prime aka The Kid
"I need u to dance, I need u to strip I need u to shake Ur lil' ass n hips I need u to grind like Ur working for tips And give me what I need while we listen to PRINCE" | |
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His version of PCD Do you remember Tamar's show at Mansion nightclub in Miami, Prince? I re-live it every night, day and waking second. Somewhere here I am on Earth.  | |
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simm0061 said: Man, just when I was hopin' he'd leave LA and get his Mpls funk on, he sets up crib in Beverly Hills, dresses like a bumble bee and declares himself mascot to some celibate LA funkettes...
What in monkey hell is goin on!?!  I couldn't have put it better, myself. No one's ever so poor, they can't pick up their yard. Grandma Loy | |
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TrueFunkSoldier2 said: exciting news.. jack davey now on board? she's the real deal
Here's a paragraph from her 'Open Letter to the Record Industry' - does this explain what's going on? they want to be entertained . they want to feel as though they are a part of something that will be written about , studied , & revered 20 years later . they , like all of us old & young alike , want to be inspired . when i was a kid i saw prince prance around on stage & dazzle people with his art & i felt inspired to do the same thing . why are you music industry idiots attempting to tell us that we don’t want to be touched ? why are you trying to rob us of new musical experiences ? will there ever be another motown 25 / michael jackson moonwalk experience ? will we never again hear a single like queen’s “bohemian rhapsody” on the radio because the hook isn’t catchy enough ? will we never see another band like the talking heads & joy division or parliament ? will there never be another artist to rival frank zappa ? will we be forced to hear different versions of the same dumb song on every single radio station every 5 minutes simply because the record label had enough money to pay off the station manager ? are we still supposed to care about mtv when there are hardly any videos in rotation ? do i even need to mention b e t or v h 1 ? are any of the classic record industry outlets working these days ? as of late it seems that artists are independently breaking ground with their own efforts . songs are being licensed for national commercials from artists’ myspace pages & personal websites . ellen degeneres has been known to book musical guests from videos seen on youtube , & as i aforementioned , gnarls barkeley not only created a new genre , but they also won grammy awards for an album that was recorded in home studios & released through an indie label . Wake up children, dance the dance electric, there isn't much time... Who screamed? Was it you? | |
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Jeffiner said: TrueFunkSoldier2 said: exciting news.. jack davey now on board? she's the real deal
Here's a paragraph from her 'Open Letter to the Record Industry' - does this explain what's going on? they want to be entertained . they want to feel as though they are a part of something that will be written about , studied , & revered 20 years later . they , like all of us old & young alike , want to be inspired . when i was a kid i saw prince prance around on stage & dazzle people with his art & i felt inspired to do the same thing . why are you music industry idiots attempting to tell us that we don’t want to be touched ? why are you trying to rob us of new musical experiences ? will there ever be another motown 25 / michael jackson moonwalk experience ? will we never again hear a single like queen’s “bohemian rhapsody” on the radio because the hook isn’t catchy enough ? will we never see another band like the talking heads & joy division or parliament ? will there never be another artist to rival frank zappa ? will we be forced to hear different versions of the same dumb song on every single radio station every 5 minutes simply because the record label had enough money to pay off the station manager ? are we still supposed to care about mtv when there are hardly any videos in rotation ? do i even need to mention b e t or v h 1 ? are any of the classic record industry outlets working these days ? as of late it seems that artists are independently breaking ground with their own efforts . songs are being licensed for national commercials from artists’ myspace pages & personal websites . ellen degeneres has been known to book musical guests from videos seen on youtube , & as i aforementioned , gnarls barkeley not only created a new genre , but they also won grammy awards for an album that was recorded in home studios & released through an indie label . What that tells me, mostly...is that she needs some remedial English. "As I aforementioned..."? Sheesh.  No one's ever so poor, they can't pick up their yard. Grandma Loy | |
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