Continued from:
http://prince.org/msg/7/251739?&pg=7

Prince felt something in the dark closet.

"That better be a sonic screwdriver!"

"No Prince it's worst!"

Prince found the light and discovered it was....Mani!!

"Good Lawd I'm screwed" exclaimed Prince, "How the ever loving time stream did you get in here?!"

Mani smiled and open her purse to show Prince....

.....inside was a pebble of white, Princes eyes lit up, he took the pebble and announced amusingly to himself "you are the rock, and on this rock shall I build my future"

he then takes the pebble and crushes it in his palm, and when he re opens his eyes there are 12 perfectly parallel lines in his palm, to which prince says "Take ye all of this and.....

Whitnail said:

snort it.mani did so cause shes gangsta like that.prince then asked her if she would plz plz plz stop calling and hanging up and stop sending him IM's from fake accounts cause it getting really old.she then proceeded to snatch his weave off.....then they fell into a jello wrestling pit... "nobody snatches my weave!" yelled a livid prince. "lol haha i just did now u will get jello all up in yo booty..."


"Jello? did somebody say Jello? Chile,I love me some Jello" exclaimed patti..."my favorite is peach flavor cause sometimes i put fresh peaches in it and OH LAWDD NOO PRINCE DONT....

Christopher said:

TURN AROUND U GONNA KNOCK OVER THE CAKE!!@!

Christopher said:

prince runs off to get a bath...suddenly he sees someone in the door way

"Shit Imago! ....Dan How did u get in here?...." says a starteled prince while covering his nipples


"I had to escape alabama and this was as far as the buses out there went!." do you guys have any raw food? i thought you were vegan prince..whats up with all the beef jerkey and burger king wrappers?" asks dan

" ummm" prince caught off guard like he was wynona ryder stealing at the mall...

he continues

"so yeh since yer here..want to wash my back?..."

"Who do I look like Hop Sing? U want u're back wash Mister Fancy Pants, I'll wash it with my pretty arm here. Yassuh!"

Prince recoiled in terror as Imago sunk his rash covered arm into the tub.

"RUB A DUB DUB HERE'S YOUR SCRUB!!"

Prince reached for Imago and an epic struggle took place until....

Amy Winehouse intervened.

"Amy can't intrevene! She needs intervention!!"

"Shuddup Imago! Your just mad because I kicked your a..."

Amy putting up a hand, the other one had a 40 in it, "Boys you need to....."

littlemissG said:

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Amy putting up a hand, the other one had a 40 in it, "Boys you need to....."

paint my toes! she pulled out her black nail polish from hottopic...that got princes attention very quickly "they sell purple?...."

"'course..." amy replied.

prince and dan stopped tussling and decided to paint her toes and prince had a budding foot fetish since the dirty mind tour.and dan had one due to fauxie's foot being posted in the GD it caused quite a stir when posted and converted many orgers into top notch foot fetishist....

prince then pulled out a bottle of hot sauce and looked up at amy in a way only a triple xxx porn star would look at their co-star she knew what he wanted to do....
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just then someone said "boss,you must see this" IT WAS LOVECHUNKY! he was so horrified and clutched his pearls so tight his necklace fell to the floor and his head spun around and his eyes went red.

Prince rushes up to Lovechunky and says, "Take care of Amy, make sure she gets something to eat, but not McDonalds!!"

"But Boss..."

Prince continues, "Imago the TARDIS is landing in Florida. I need your help in finding a manson to use as a HQ."

Imago, " You know the house next door to me is empty, you could..."

"NO WAY YA FREAK!!! You'd hang that cheap ass underwear on the line where I can see it just to taunt me!!"

Blushing, Imago replied....

“In the city of screaming trees, no faith strikes again. When love’s reply is a whisper, love shall win."

Prince put his hand on Imago's shoulder, "After all these years I still have no idea what that means."

Imago eyes clouded with tears. He sobbed loudly, and ran from the TARDIS back to the bus stop.

Prince knew he would never see him again.

Just then the Doctor came in carrying....

littlemissG said:

some chili fritos. and then dan had to return...if only to have a few. amy perked up "oowww are those chilii fritos!? yesyesyes!"

prince looks around and thinks about how fucked up this all is..but before he deicides to do anything about it he enjoys some chilli fritos cause...

Christopher said:

They're vegetarian. The group chows down greedily. Prince knows he has dragon breath now so he goes searching for a tic tac. He enters the TARDIS's control room, remembering where The Doctor used to hide his stash of jelly babies from Sarah Jane. Prince opens the hidden panel only to find a bottle labeled, "DRINK ME."
Prince really wants a drink after those chilli fritos. He looks around to make use no ones watching and takes a long swig....
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Crisp and clean green apple taste, Prince thinks.

Suddenly the alarm goes off in the TARDIS. Everyone runs into the control room. The Doctor runs right into Prince and looks startled.

"Intruder!!" The Doctor shouts as he puts Prince in a tight hold.

"Doctor! It's Me Prince!"

"You're invisible Prince" replies the Doctor as he releases him.

Prince stares into the mirror on the console.

"Oh Great! Now how am I suppose to get my hair done!"

Suddenly on the view screen the Master's appears.

"Doctor I've taken control of Earth. All the governments, the communications, and American Idol!"

"American Idol is rigged away."

"YEAH" The others agree with The Doctor.

The Master reconsiders, "Well, forget American Idol. I'll just take the TARDIS!!"

A beam of light is directed at everyone in the TARDIS beginning with The Doctor. One by one the fall to the floor, all except the invisible Prince.

Prince realizes the Master dosen't know he is on board. He quickly hatches a plan to capture the evil Master.

Prince is ready when the TARDIS' door flies open....

"JUST TELL YOU MY NAME!! I'M PRINCE WOMAN, PRINCE!!"

searching

Ms. Dewey replied...

littlemissG said:

"Voice confirmed as Prince."

The Master then entered the TARDIS carrying flowers.

"Prince! At last we meet again after all these years."

"That is ancient history." Prince says rolling his eyes. "This ain't Torchwood either so forget it."

This angers the Master who attempts to blast Prince with a concealed weapon in the location where he heard his voice. However, Prince used his invisibility to sneak up on the Master, and knock him out with his symbol cane.

"Do Rag, Tootsie Roll, and a Cane!" Prince yells in triumph.

The TARDIS crew start to stir. Prince decides to leave and let the Doctor handle the Master himself. Prince after all is a very busy man. He has to...
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littlemissG said:

hahahahahahhaha, Ms Dewey

X I love when she knocks on the window, beats that clip thingie from MS word anyday

Prepare his Superbowl party.

Prince smiled as he recalled his Superbowl performance. This year would be a real downer if he didn't have a party.

Prince mentally checks his party list: Food, Ice, Plasma big screens, extra seating, valets....OH MY GOODNESS!! I ALMOST FORGOT!

Prince in a panic calls....

His clothes designer.

"Yo, I need a new outfit for the party! I need..."

"Already taken care of Mr. Nelson."

"Cool."

Prince dashes home and tries on his Superbowl outfit...

...while at home getting his gear ready the phone rings, Prince answers with his usual "yes, Larry" to which the reply is "HEY PRONCE, WOT AR EWE SEWING TOODAE?"

Prince speechless realises who is at the other end, recollections of hours spent reading threads about himself finally pay off as he replies.....

...."Butchersdog, how R U?, I am fine coz I know I have a rather low lying sink, to wash my booty in after various ORG movements, like "free benny" and all the chaos and disorder it caused, and I thought sewing my fanz was an issue but i was obviously wrong about that 1, but it is all good, anyway, how R U?"

"EH, PRONCE, WAT DE FONK EWE ON A BOAT, WOT BOAT DOUGH BIG BOOLE SONDAE??"

Prince, more than alittle irritated by this replies.....

"Someone shoulda put Tom Petty on a boat instead of letting put on that boring Superbowl performance."

"He ain't you Prince."

The rest of the quest nod in agreement. Then someone said....

"y'all some disillusioned motherfuckers!" it was sonny T, tora tora and

said "that mf prince ain't as bad as me. that lame ass kept playing old shit where I'll rock the house" and busted in2 going in2 endorphinemachine

as prince stood their with his mouth dropped in awe at how fast fingers were going on the fretboard. he covered his eyes and started 2 cry cause he knew that the fellas were right. suddenly he felt someone touch him on his shoulder saying "excuse me".

prince turned around at it was mayte. she flashed her beautiful smile and mani flipped her weave.

sonny t started doing a funky ass bass solo and mayte started shaking that money maker ..

prince tried 2 squeeze that booty when sonny t bopped him on the head and said "bow down mf!"

Suddenly the room was swirled and there was a burst of light.

"Hello Everyone, especially me!"

Prince, Tora Tora, and, saw...future Prince.
He was decades older than they were, still looking fine, but so very very old.

Future Prince said...
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[Edited 2/6/08 15:48pm]

littlemissG said:

...I aint finished with ye mutha frackers YET, I am Dog, dont ya forGET, with that P ( ) pulled out his.....

Whitnail said:

microphone gun and aimed it at future prince "now u mf's gonna do as I say from now on."

sonny t had a wicked smile on his face and looked at mani "now i remember who the hell u r. u'r the bitch that gave me that hallucination rain soup!!"

tora tora then capped mani in the head with the one :eye: bass

L4OATheOriginal said:

P first giggled like a little girl in a courtyard, picked up his bass and preached "listen all, since I became me a Jehovah, I have had to change the words of my songs, but I have a new one and i want ya all to listen up and add the lyrics, it is called "Wet Spot" 1, 2, 1,2,3.....

Whitnail said:

In u'r mind there is a place where nothing can grow
It's arid and dry killing every thought u know....