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Prince Song Jokes lol This is a thread idea created from chat....Keep them clean please... PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: This is a thread idea created from chat....Keep them clean please...
What does Prince Have at Snacktime? Starfish and coffee Q: Where does Prince go on Vacation? A: Around The World In A Day Q: What does Prince do on Vacation? A: 12 Women Q: Why does Prince drink Darling Nikki's Coffee? A: He could not resist when he saw little Nikki grind | |
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What car does Prince drive?
Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip. 
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What did Prince Bring to the Party? 200 Balloons PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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How long does it take Prince 2 "Gett Off"? "17 Days" !  PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart !  | |
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Where did Prince leave his Car? Somewhere here on Earth PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
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PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget he drinks i'll have the buffet!"  One bright day in the middle if the night,
2 dead boys got up to fight. Back 2 back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other A deaf Policeman head this noise, he came and shot the 2 dead boys. If you don't believe this lie | |
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VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] Oh My Damn!!!    I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. | |
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Where does Prince live? "America"
PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! | |
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What is Prince promotin'@ the moment - Alotta Controversy
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This is on the dumb side, but it came over me...
Last Night, I spent another lonely Christmas...Darlin' Darlin' U shoulda been there.~Prince. | |
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KidaDynamite said: VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] Oh My Damn!!! | |
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VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] OMG, that is HILARIOUS!!!! I literally LOLed when I read it. Irish Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.
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Tame said: This is on the dumb side, but it came over me...
What is Prince's phone number? (292)929-2929...2 the 9's I like it and it's not like mine are all that clever PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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psychodelicide said: VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] OMG, that is HILARIOUS!!!! I literally LOLed when I read it. Nancy | |
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Tame said: This is on the dumb side, but it came over me...
What is Prince's phone number? (292)929-2929...2 the 9's It used to be 777-9311 and his address used to be 3121 Planet Earth[Edited 11/4/07 19:06pm] | |
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What room Does Prince always ask for when He Books a hotel? 319
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what kind of hats does prince like? raspberry berets
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VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] | |
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What's Princes answer to MJ's neverland? Paisely Park
PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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VikFoxx said: Prince,Morris Day and Larry Graham walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bartender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger. Morris puts his penis on the bar and says look at THIS! Larry says "thats nothing!! i've got you beat look at mine! and lays his on the bar then Prince goes "HAH i got you all beat!" and lays his penis on the bar soon after Elton John walks in and says "WOW forget the drinks i'll have the buffet!" [Edited 11/4/07 2:00am] LOL, I bet that's a true story!  Prince: .... shut up already, damn! | |
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haha! thank you for this thread...i was feelin kind down and seeing what everyone wrote just made me feel soo much better!! hahah those were great...i dont know if i could think of any that good! | |
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Per5eph0ne said: haha! thank you for this thread...i was feelin kind down and seeing what everyone wrote just made me feel soo much better!! hahah those were great...i dont know if i could think of any that good!
 I'm gald we made u feel better. That's what we're here for  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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What SPF factor sunblock does Prince use? 3121
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Prince walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What`s in the bag?", asks the bartender. Prince puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?". Prince reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!". Prince at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" | |
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VikFoxx said: Prince walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What`s in the bag?", asks the bartender. Prince puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?". Prince reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!". Prince at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Pfff.....I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. | |
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VikFoxx said: Prince walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. "What`s in the bag?", asks the bartender. Prince puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That`s amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where did he come from?". Prince reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender. The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender. "I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie. The genie disappears back into the lamp. Moments pass. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill the bar! "Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't`t say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!". Prince at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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