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Thread started 10/26/07 2:04pm

Haystack

Five Word Reviews

Any Prince album, song, tour/performance or product. Review it in exactly five words.

Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic - Right ingredients but recipe shit

Crystal Ball - Standalone, great. But wasted Opportunity

Nude Tour - Extended live jams. Appreciated retrospectively

ONA Live CDs - Two discs okay, third rocks

The Word - Classic song amongst inconsistent album

If you disagree with someone's review, then you must criticise it in the same fashion - exactly five words wink

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Reply #1 posted 10/26/07 2:27pm

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Parade: Ultimate pick-up-me Album

Purple Rain: Brilliantly Powerful Classic Emotional Album

The Black Album: The Ultimate Dance Party Album

That's just a couple, I've got a few more that I could come up with.
But give me some time to think of some others

The instant I heard Gold’s first note, it became Prince’s mark on my soul: a tattoo I wear with pride.
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Prince is Dreamy, gives my Life that Pop and 2 the industry, he’s Royalty. cool

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Reply #2 posted 10/26/07 2:35pm

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Strange But True: saving grace on a disappointing album

Purple Rain: great but pretty overrated..... yup

The Rainbow Children: great music, ruined my lyrics

Letitgo: nice hot laid back groove

Emancipation: underrated. album's way too long

Purple Rain Live In Syracuse: absolutely perfect. funky and fun

Rave Un2 The Year 2000: had its moments, average overall

Joy In Repetition: fantastic yet haunting. excellent masterpiece

I want your ugly, I want your disease.

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Reply #3 posted 10/26/07 2:46pm

DifferentPsued enum	Adore- One of his greatest ever! Rebirth of the Flesh- Needs to be released officially! Prince (the album)- Underrated masterpiece. Slept on gem.
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Reply #4 posted 10/26/07 5:26pm

KingSausage

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Rave: Fuck, Did You Smell That?

Emancipation: I'd Rather Fuck My Grandma.

"Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry

Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
May become a wolf
When the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright

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Reply #5 posted 10/26/07 5:44pm

Tame

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This is a clever thread Haystack....It would take some thinking to really post all that I appreciate in 5 words, but I'll try spontaneously...

"For You" Angelically playful, leaving you thirsty
"Prince" Young Adonai, becomming a man.
"Purple Rain" Welcomming a spiritual love soldier.
"Sign of the Times" Revolutionary, Romantic, and generously wise.
"Musicology." Historical chords for the soul.
"Planet Earth" A legend left on earth.

Last Night, I spent another lonely Christmas...Darlin' Darlin' U shoulda been there.~Prince.

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Reply #6 posted 10/26/07 6:18pm

DifferentPsued enum	Sign O the Times-The greatest album ever made! Lovesexy tour- Musical odessy of divine purpose Graffiti Bridge-You can't win em all
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Reply #7 posted 10/26/07 7:47pm

littlemissG

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Let's Go Crazy - Don't wanna see dancing baby.

No More Haters on the Internet.

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Reply #8 posted 10/26/07 7:47pm

Welcome2daRevo
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I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man.- My favorite Prince song ever.
Lovesexy - A truly underrated eighties gem.
So Far, So Pleased - Should have gone to #1
All The Midnights In The World. - Screw yall, I love it
Musicology - Best Prince since the 80s
Chaos And Disorder - Half really good, half horrible.
Grafitti Bridge movie - Tried to like, I failed.
Annie Christian - I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
Sister - Don't listen to with sister.

CALL ME A DREAMER 2!

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Reply #9 posted 10/26/07 7:53pm

GoldiLocks

Haystack said:

Any Prince album, song, tour/performance or product. Review it in exactly five words.

The Word - Classic song amongst inconsistent album

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Reply #10 posted 10/26/07 8:08pm

PurpleKnight

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I'll do some albums.

Purple Rain: Best thing he'll ever do.

SOTT: Best lyrics he ever wrote.

TGE: Brilliance lost in bad marketing.

Parade: The spirit of Spring encapsulated.

ATWIAD: Unfairly criticized amidst impossible expectations.

ONA: S P & V: Best Prince album this decade.

1999: Amazingly catchy, dark, and personal.

3121: At least half sounds inspired.

NPS: He sounds bored and sad.

Rave: Prince sounding totally washed up.

Planet Earth: Comfort makes for no muse.

Lovesexy: Spirituality when it is charming.

TRC: Spirituality when it is not.

The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

"You still wanna take me to prison...just because I won't trade humanity for patriotism."

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Reply #11 posted 10/26/07 8:09pm

GoldiLocks

LoveSexy Concert - wish i could remember peak-experience
Holy River - melts my heart every time
Planet Earth (title track) - thanks for doing something different
3121 album cover - loved seeing your backside humble
N.E.W.S. - love the package design bro
AnnaStesia - big reason i love you
Lake Minnetonka - seeing P, The Big Tease
Wendy - evidence of great female collaborations
The Beautiful Ones - best of the best Forever
Pop Life - anthem for clarity vs. drug-use
Sign of the Times (title track) - prophetic, hypnotic, original, authentic, amazing