Prince Jokes

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One of the best jokes I've heard around the .org...


'Planet Earth is a good album'

FuNkeNsteiN said:

One of the best jokes I've heard around the .org...


'Planet Earth is a good album'

Posing in his latest photoshoot, Prince thought to himself, "When I get this record contract...they'll be sorry"

Soon his dream came true, and he never had to pose with Snap and Crackle again.

paintedlady said:

By the way, anybody can use the when they want

FuNkeNsteiN said:

One of the best jokes I've heard around the .org...


'Planet Earth is a good album'

Go ahead and give me the brick! I posted this in another thread somewhere. This joke my dad has been telling me my whole life, over 20 years now! Every time I visit, he has to tell me this joke as if I have never heard it b4:

"Where did they find Micheal Jackson's other glove?"

"In Prince's pants of course!"

FuNkeNsteiN said:

One of the best jokes I've heard around the .org...


'Planet Earth is a good album'

questionofu said:

Go ahead and give me the brick! I posted this in another thread somewhere. This joke my dad has been telling me my whole life, over 20 years now! Every time I visit, he has to tell me this joke as if I have never heard it b4:

"Where did they find Micheal Jackson's other glove?"

"In Prince's pants of course!"

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100. 1 to do it and 99 to say they could do it better. (kind of prince related - lol)

(Running for cover) Prince needed Wendy and Lisa.

DifferentPsuedenum said:

(Running for cover) Prince needed Wendy and Lisa.

babooshleeky said:

DifferentPsuedenum said:

(Running for cover) Prince needed Wendy and Lisa.

Prince did not NEED them but they were an awesome addition

but still

nurse said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

One of the best jokes I've heard around the .org...


'Planet Earth is a good album'

That's cold

Ur momma is so stupid, she took an umbrella to go see Purple Rain.
hahaha


i know i know..... here comes the brick

Shhh747 said:

Ur momma is so stupid, she took an umbrella to go see Purple Rain.
hahaha


i know i know..... here comes the brick

What's the difference between Prince and a puppy?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q: How is Colonel Sanders like Prince?
A: All he's really concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

Why guitars r better than women..

U can share ur Guitar with ur friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars u've played

Guitars don't care if u look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if u buy Guitar magazines.

Ur Guitar doesn't care if u never listen to it.

Your Guitar won't care if u leave up the toilet seat.

Ur parents won't remain in touch with ur old Guitar after u dump it.

Guitars don't insult u if u're a bad player.

Ur Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

U can play ur Guitar the first time u meet it, without having to take it 2 dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

What's the last thing an NPG band member says before they gets kicked out of the band?

"When do we get 2 play MY songs?"

christos7 said:

christos7 said:

What's the difference between Prince and a terrorist?

U can negotiate with the terrorist.

christos7 said:

Prince walks in2 an elevator and stands next 2 a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns 2 her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

christos7 said:

Prince is in a hotel lobby. He wants 2 ask the clerk a question. As he turns 2 go 2 the front desk, he accidentally bumps in2 a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes in2 her breast.
They are both quite startled. Prince turns 2 her and says, "Ma'am, if ur heart is as soft as ur breast, I know u'll 4give me."
She replies, "If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, I'm in room 319."

Prince got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. 1 day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Nelson, ur barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened 2 look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided 2 have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when u saw my barracks door open this morning, did u also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

What's the difference between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

Bricks please