To:

Bellebeyond
AzureStar :star:
Infinities Heaven
7kisses
SCARLETT
Arcamar
Shorty
LadyLove :heart:
SensualMelody
Chandrasonic
Lleena
StarFishandCoffee
Handclapsfingasnapz
CalhounSq
BattierBeMyDaddy
Xitlai
AnotherLoverHoleInYoHead
AmethystAngel
Berry
CarrieLee (sorry didn't know she was back)
Silkyspread
Adorable2

and all the other great ladies of the Org.

Ah geez how could I forget my best girl of them all 2the9s!
[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 8:36:37 PDT 2002 by sag10]
[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 11:26:46 PDT 2002 by sag10]
[This message was edited Thu Aug 1 9:43:38 PDT 2002 by sag10]

SexLovely said:

huh? If you want to be my girlfriend, you are more than welcome...

Happy Girlfriends Day, Sag! And, to all the girlfriends of Prince.org!

(((All of y'all!)))

happy grrlfriends day 2 all my fellow .orgettes!!!

dangit....
[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 8:24:31 PDT 2002 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Eh hum...

CarrieLee said:

Is this you CarrieCee?

sag10 said:

Maybe...

CarrieLee said:

brat

I am so glad you are back!

sag10 said:

Ok sure!!
Add urself to that list honey.
Yay! I gotta girlfriend!! My day just keeps gettin better!

SexLovely said:

CarrieLee said:

Sorry Sag Ur dumped. Im with Carrie now...

Altho Carrie babes. Ur gonna have to give me some space...its hard 4 a guy when hes just come out of a long, deep relationship, ok?


[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 8:46:24 PDT 2002 by SexLovely]

Dumped? Aiight we can still be friends..

Altho Carrie babes. Ur gonna have to give me some space...its hard 4 a guy when hes just come out of a long, deep relationship, ok?


I thought we had an open relationship? I cannot give up my other men SexLovely! Therefor, you do not have to dump Sag, she's much nicer than I am anyway!!!
[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 8:55:44 PDT 2002 by CarrieLee]

sag10 said:

My Ex's always say that but never keep in touch.

Aslong as U dont go around telling ppl that I kiss like a fish with dropsy or that I scream like a tone deaf choir boy during sex then I dont mind.

Well as it is apparently Girlfriends Day here is a game for us fellas to play to keep our respective ladies happy.

Some of you will have experienced these very issues! For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed...+1

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-1

You leave the toilet seat up...-5

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty... 0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1

You go out to buy her extra-light pant liners with wings...+5

in the snow...+8

but return with beer...-5

and no liners...-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night... 0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing... 0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5

You pummel it with a six iron...+10

It's her cat...-40

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire evening... 0

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking pal...-2

Named Tiffany...-4

Tiffany is a dancer...-10

With breast implants...-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday... 0

You buy a card and flowers... 0

You take her out to dinner... 0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...+1

Ok, it is a sports bar...-2

And it's all-you-can-eat night...-3

It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Go with a mate... 0

The mate is happily married...+1

The mate is single...-7

He drives a Ferrari...-10

With a personalised license plate (GR8 NBED)...-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a see a film...+2

You take her to a see a film she likes...+4

You take her to a see a film you hate...+6

You take her to a see a film you like...-2

It's called Death Cop III...-3

Featuring Cyborgs that eat humans...-9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly...-15

You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+10

You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts...-30

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

You hesitate in responding...-10

You reply, "Where?"...-35

You reply, "No, I think it's your arse"...-100

Any other response...-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying a concerned expression...0

You listen, for over 30 minutes...+5

You relate to her problem and share a similar experience...+50

You're mind wanders to football and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?"...-100

You have fallen asleep...-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

You talk...-100

You don't talk...-150

You spend time with her...-200

You don't spend time with her...-500

You are seen to be enjoying yourself... GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!!

Happy Girlfriends Day! To:
"CATPRINCE"

Happy Girl Friends Day!

Thanks Sag, you are very sweet

Sag, do you ever get mad?

You're always so pleasant. Maybe you should hang around with me a little more, or that nasty 2the9s. He's managed to corrupt Suby, he could get to you too!

CarrieLee said:

Occassionally!

2the9s knows my wrath, that hermaphrodite!

This is all a bit lesbian.

GoldiesParade said:

I am not lesbian dammit!

Me either!

Sometimes it is just wonderful to acknowledge the great people you have met..

And today is "Happy Girlfriends Day"...

CarrieLee said:

Welcome back Carrie.
[This message was edited Wed Jul 31 11:40:38 PDT 2002 by GoldiesParade]

Thanks Goldies!! Time to have some fun around here dang gone it!

Oh, and I ran out of org notes today. I was hoping Ben would increase the number for us chatty folx. Guess not

GoldiesParade said:

I'll just get my video camera.

xenon said:

And a muff diving suit.

GoldiesParade said:

CarrieLee said:

Hey it gets wet down there.

GoldiesParade said:

Yeah it may get wet, but uh...who's got the gaping hole? Not muah...