GREETINGS People! I need y'all assistance!
I'm putting together a little compilation CD of the most funny Prince cuts ever recorded.

Please share your personal favorites, THANKS!

...Remember the classic TRICKY!??? This cuts STILL makes me crack up!

"Prince Tricky lyrics"
1 2 3 4
Why U big, tossed-salad, hairdo-havin'
Long, tall, snaggly gold-toothed
Funkin' habit-formed, leather-wearin'
Beanpole-lookin', black...

Shit! Oh!
Somebody bring me a piece of chicken, oh!

What... what Tricky say?
What Tricky say? Yakety-yak?
Yakety-yak, my ass, motherfucker..., uh!

Oh, gimme some horns, uh!

U can't fuck with that, look out!
We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this
We ain't got time
We don't have ti.. what time is it?
It's time 4 U 2.. it's time 4 U 2 retire, U're old
But wait, wait, wait!

Why U, and U, U
U old, Michelin Man, fat, black... uh!
Break now... yes!

When I look in the mirror
And I see your ugly face
I just wanna run...
In front of...
Wait, gimme some horns!

Now U go... U, U... wait, wait, wait
Let me... wait... U, U, U're just old
That's all I know, U're just old and U're fat
U know it 2, don't U?
U know it, U're just fat and old
Hit me!
Uh! Yes! Yes!
That's right, yes!

Johnny, Johnny! {"Tonight Show" theme}
Don't U wish U could get on TV?
On the 1!

My man say "Johnny, Johnny!" Oh!

(Cloreen Bacon Skin - another knee slapper!) Thanks for your input!
[Edited 8/4/06 8:21am]

Movie Star.
Chocolate is kind of funny, if you can lay your hands on his vocals for it.

"The Walk"

This is by The Time, but Prince can be heard speaking with Morris (In that Mow-wiss accent LOL). There's even a part when U can hear Prince speaking with a French accent. It's very funny.

Oh yeah... "Hey, Morris who's the lovely lady, introduce us!" Classic! Thanks!

Does anyone remember a song that was like, "Where all the fat girls at!?" what was the title of that one?

BOB GEORGE! Ha!!! There's another one...
[Edited 8/2/06 11:38am]

WaterInYourBath said:

I'll introduce you to a headache if you don't get out my face!

Poom Poom & Vanity6's Vibrator!

I LOVE IT!!! Ok so far...

Tricky
Cloreen Bacon Skin
Movie Star
Chocolate (Prince's version!)
Bob George
The Walk
Poom Poom
Vibrator

...I've never considered "Poom Poom" as comedy, I'll have to give it another listen right now...!
it's looking good so far, Thanks!!!
[Edited 8/2/06 12:27pm]

Work That Fat

Pretty Man! That was a funny cut! ... from Rave...

... I just remember a line about writing a check so big, the bank bounced!

7teen said:

WHAT?!



I start cracking up when I hear the intro alone. His high voice singing all those "poom-pooms" is hilarious! It used to tickle me silly when I was little. And I would drive my Mother crazy 'cause I'd have it loud on my stereo, and would constantly rewind that part. Memories, memories.

WaterInYourBath said:

Ha!!! Now I remember why I'd always pass on this cut, All the "Poom Pooms"!!! And whatta know, it's a pretty funny cut! Thanks!

A couple of those segues on Exodus the mashed potato girl and New Power Day, some of those voices he does r hilarious.
[Edited 8/2/06 13:24pm]

1999: The New Master is a joke all in itself...

NouveauDance said:

Ha!!! Yes, that was the one!!! Thank You!

lol. good idea!

International Lover

Darling Nikki

Jughead

The Wedding Feast

ICPC

Gett Off

Zannalee
[Edited 8/2/06 15:09pm]

I'm just gonna throw it out there... Should "J U Off" be included on this disc?

"Don't it make ya laugh, it makes me laugh!"

7teen said:

"Jack U Off?"

Yeah! The music is quite funny when U really listen to it. It's funky, yet terribly annoying. Plus the dirty lyrics are comically refreshing. LOL I'd add it to the list.

7teen said:

Ha! That's from "Jerk Out." Funny.

Hey, what about "When Doves Scream?" Kinda noisy, but it's a comic twist to the original song.

"Knock Knock...whos there"
Joe ...joe who..joe mama"

Scarlet Pussy
La,la,la,he,he,he

find these 2 pretty funny

What about the prank calls on the Cream maxi single? I haven't heard those in ages. I think one of them was Prince prank calling some lady to ask her what she thinks of Prince's music.

Tom said:

I completely forgot about that! Perfect way to start the disc!

This is going to turn out GREAT! A sincere thanks for all your input!

If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)

Oh I see did he just take out the trash
No that was something he use to do now he's taking out me!

Love that line! Thanks!

The whole Black Album, minus When 2 r in Love, is pretty comedic.

the skit about the restaurant on exodus
shockadelica

OH MAN! Guess what little gem I just found....

CHILI SAUCE!!!
"...What I wouldn't give for a broken bottle!"

Oh man this is sooo great, oh to be 14 years old again... HA!!!

bob george
bacon skin

NDRU said: