OK. A Chapter each - as long or as short as you like - but it must pick up where the last chapter left off.
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CHAPTER 1
It is a sunny day in Minneapolis. Prince wakes up and puts his slippers on. He walks down the stairs into his living room, which has a grand piano in it. He makes himself a soy milk drink and there is a knock at the door.

"Who in the hell is turning up at 6AM on a Monday?" He thinks to himself, as he walks over to the door.

Prince opens the door, and is greeted with a blast from the past.

"I haven't seen you in years!" He exclaims.

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"That´s not true, you only saw me yesterday", Larry replies and follows Prince into the living room. "No wonder you don´t remember, we smoked WAY to much weed with those twins", Larry adds.

Slowly Prince begins to remember: The twins, a hot summer night, the weed, the wine and Mani nowhere to be seen. He takes another sip from his soy milk drink and picks up the newspaper. He almost chokes when he reads the headline...

"Michael Jackson To Buy Prince Masters"


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"Who in the hell would loan him the money to do that?" Prince screached in a high pitched semi-neurotic tone, laced with malice.

"Whao, little brother, " Larry insisted, " settle down! Why don't you just send the twins over to his hotel room to do a number on him. You know how frightenned he gets around vaginas."

At that momment a knock on the door was heard...

It's Geraldo with mic in hand and camera crew

Princy prances (the slippers have heels) over to his purple Prince phone and with pinky extended he Speed dials #7.
MJ: (monotone) yes Prince.
Prince: (flustered) Michael you seem to forget that I remember the time too and I'm willing to tell everything starting with...

Well f-u Larry. Then as the kid slowly turns, he pulls a gun from under his long coat, "boom, boom", as Larry fall dead to the ground with a smile on his face. His last words were "release at last!" Then as the kid turns to see MJ walk thru the door, "boom boom, take that you skinny bitch". MJ falls to his knees, "not this time you sick F---". Bang, another one down...."now I'm king of the world.....ha,ha,ha,ha..... ", as the kid skips to his paisley mansion.

THEN END!

SANSKER7 said:

How can you end it!?...it was just starting. Besides, you just can't go around ending threads. Anyway, I don't think yours counts. Someone beat you to that one.

Skip this one

anon said:

from where we left off...

..."starting with your relationship with Bubbles...and where your little chimp friend got his name from!"

there is silence from Michael...and then, maniacal laughter...


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Prince: You find that funny?...I didn't want to do this but if I have to...I'll tell them all about SANSKER7
MJ: You wouldn't!
Prince: [laughing as he puts the phone on speaker] talk to my little friend.
Geraldo: Michael...is this true? You do know that SANSKER7 has a history of violence and severe continuity issues that will ruin your career....
Prince:...

Prince: Michael has something he wants to announce...I think this is the story you came for.

Geraldo signals for cameras to roll...

MICHAEL: see....what had happened wuz.....

You people are weirdos.

Prince, Michael, Geraldo:[in unison] yeah, and your point is?
littlemissG:(stares blankly as crickets chirp)

The have security escort her off the grounds and Michael continues...

anon said:

Michael says "Prince came from a planet far far away, and now ever woman he ever slept with will go into labor with his child at midnight."

Princes smiles and adds, "I going to be the father of a new race! All the child will...

[[lol... You guys should keep going. This is funny. ]]

all the children will b musicians and vegeterians and they will b tall i tell u tall.

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

In the early 80's I was the shit, all by myself! Then along came that little motherfucker and I knew I couldn't compete. He could sing, dance, play instruments. He was light skinned, fine as hell and he had really cool hair. I got really depressed so I went to see a doctor and the doctor told me...

joelmarable said:

Midnight came and labor began all across the land. Hundreds, no...thousands of women were heard screaming...

anon said:

Even Kim Bassinger screamed...but because her eggs were so old..they were hard boiled.

and then she joined in with the other women screaming "He told me I was the only one" Next she screamed at panther514 for dragging her into this mess.

It suddenly occurred to Prince that he had no Village to raise this tribe so announced that they would pack up and move to....
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.... Beverly Hills...where there were moviestars...with big homes...just waiting for you to lease and redesign to your liking....
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panther514 said:

The mansion was decked out in purple and gold. And the children grew. Prince painted them Rainbow colours. The house paint made them sick, and set his plans for world domination back by six months while they recovered.

They recorded an album, and released the first single, titled:

mattperry said:

3121 Mouths to Feed. But on the day of it's release a telegram arrived...and it read:

Ok, I'm lost! What happened to Mike?

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Sincerely,
Bubbles

Prince:(to his assistant) Write the monkey back and tell him that Mike is on a free form org journey so there's no telling when he'll turn up.

At that moment Bubbles enters thru an open window.

Prince: (mumbles) not another mouth to feed.
The monkey leaps into Prince's arms
Bubbles: (whispers) I have an urgent message....

Bubbles continued..."but I can't tell you until you..."
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Protege said:

Bubbles: (cont...) ...come in2 my room of incense and candles.
Prince: Eye've got something that U won't know how 2 handle....
it's the truth.
Bubbles: Is this going to turn into a JW moment?
At that moment Prince begins to wildly tear at his clothes, ripping them off, revealing a paisley corset beneath
Prince:the truth is that I'm sitting on every one of my dinners.

He quickly undoes the laces...the hooks...the snaps...the velcro...the bubble gum...
Prince:FREEDOOOOOM!

And to celebrate this newfound freedom Prince and his newly liberated butt set off, with Bubbles to...

what a fucked up thread

CUT TO:
[Paisley Dungeon]
Imago, the gaunt tailor sews with badly calloused fingers by light of one candle...

Imago said:

...I wish, for once, his majesty would invest in a finely spun thread...and maybe that one touch Singer Futura CE200 sewing machine. At this rate, I'll never have this ensemble ready for the ball....and he continues to laugh the laugh of a mad man and he falls of the chair once again.

Back to the trio:
(Car interior)
Bubbles: Where are we going?
Prince: Going? We're already there.

and they pull up in front of....

They pull up in front of the Playboy Mansion.

Prince gets out of the vehicle and proceeds to the door, leaving the others behind to wait for him.

The door opens and he steps into a wide open space resembling a mix between a space aged hotel lobby and an upscale Miami South Beach ultra lounge, complete with lava lamps, and an ice sculpture.

He is escorted into a large room on the upper floor which resembled--yet again an ultra lounge, but with a bed in it.

The escort, a playboy bunny looking like a mix of Amy Lepore and Jocylin Wildenstien stepped out of the room leaving Prince alone....or so he thought.

To his left as Prince stared out of the bedroom balcony was an open door which appearently lead into a bathroom. Prince could hear the shower just turning off. Someone was in there!

Before he had time to react, out stepped Morrissey. "Hello Prince, " Morrissey said in a rather seductive british accent, "I've been waiting for you."

"what?" Prince asked a little stunned.

"Yes, Prince...you!" Morrissey continued, "Contrary to popular belief, I have never slept with a man before and I would like you to be my first."

Prince could feel Morrissey's warm breath against his neck and smell the kamasutra brand scented bath oil on Morrissey's soft, warm, moist skin.

Morrissey caressed Prince's shoulders slowing, moving his hands in slow circular motions, massaging his tense muscles, penetrating Prince's skin with the warmth of the erotic man-on-man touch. He then slid his hands down Prince's chest slowly, gently rubbing his now perky nipples, tapping them and pinching them, and ever so gently twisting them.

"You do this better than Morris, " Prince's voice now quivering.

Morrissey, then slowing rubbed the bulge that was slowly growing in Prince's silky pants, gripping deeply and tugging ever so slowly.

They both retreated slowly to the bed, shedding what little clothes they had off, and climbed on top of each other completely naked. Morrissey could smell Prince's sweat which was a mixture of essence of man and Dolce and Cabanna with only the slightest hint of clove cigarettes. It was only a matter of minutes before Morrisey had consumed Prince's manhood, bobbing his head up and down the diminutive rocker's member.

The pressure and pleasure was mounting as Prince could hear himself moan. It was only a matter of minutes before Morrissey pushed Princes legs back, nearly over his shoulders and entered him.

"nooo!!!" Prince said in an unconvincing whisper, "I...I...I don't want this..."

"I'm ya nigga now, " Morrissey responded just before nibbling princes ear and leaving a trail of spit from his mouth to the side of Princes face as he pulled his head away.

Game over. Morrissey started to thrust his member in Prince's little black hole of love--His event Horizon had been breached and there was no turning back.

"Yesssss....." Prince moaned, "His, I'm your sally now Morrissey. I'm YOUR SALLY NOW!!!!!"

"Yes, " Morrissey said
"Yell yes, " Prince screamed
"Oh Fuck yes!!!" Morrissey screamed.
"Tear this pussy up cuase it ain't built right no way!" Prince moaned.
"yes" "yes" "yes"
"oh lawd, yes" "yes,....Governor...yes..."
"oh fuck" "yes, yes, yes, yes."

Later that night they lay in bed giggling and whispering to each other.
"Morrissey, " Prince said in his coy little school girl voice.
"Yes, Prince?" Morrissey responded.
"Do you own your masters?" Prince quized him.
"what?" Morrissey responded, "of course not. I haven't released anything worth listening to since Johnny Marr broke the band up."

Prince was stunned.
He couldn't believe what he was hearing.

he responded.....