in 15 lines or less.




Here's mine,

Girl, touch my sunshine,
Rub my sunshine girl,
butter the muffin of my sunshine girl,
we can go to church together,
we can count from 1 to 2 to 3,
Then subjtract each number to decrease the hate,
That brings you momma closer to me,

I got a lion roaring in between my praying hands,
23 scriptures titalating my glands,
and I hope you understand,
my butter drips on the muffin of each prayer!

Girl, touch my sunshine.

...what, no vagina? that shit is wack, man.

Graham, U
U're so fine
But it seems my fams hate on u
each and every time
4 some reason
they wanna attack
I haven't heard my fams so mad
Since I said I'm black
But Graham, U
Larry U R so fine

sitruk7 said:

ohhhhh MANNNNN....

BSK3478 said:

co-

will you be taking song remakes, too? cuz i got one for "bambi"...

BSK3478 said:

Oh hell yes.


There is no end to the possibilities of fake Prince songs and fake upcoming album lists.

Give us what you got!

At first I need a picture of your mother,
to guarantee there's not another..
one in the universe who smokes like me,
Damn--You got the crack Rock to give a brother bean!
And if we're ever naked in the same machine,
I'm gonna smoke a whole bunch of joints,


I'm tired. I'll try more tommorow.

I was only 47 but I guess that's no escuse
Got photographed with my wig a little loose
Don't know what came over over me
2 bad it ain't 1983
What I wouldn't do 4 a Jamba Juice

I was only on my 2 see my mentor Mr Larry Graham
That's when I ran in2 a so called fam
He said he only wanted 2 know why
None of his letters ever get a reply

JustcuzUpayafeeontheNPGMCitdon'tmeanIgivea...yeah

Oh mister
U almost made me cuss again
No mister
That's not how it's gonna end

Eye no what u want me 2 do
Wear my trench coat and panties and say "F U"
No mister
No mister
Noooo

sitruk7 said:

Christopher said:

sitruk7 said:

omg!

IstenSzek said:

where is your song tora?

Christopher said:

Style 2005 (unreleased)


(Style) Style, uh!
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Style, dig it
(Style) Style, come on
Uh, style

Style is a senior citizen, going full throttle
style is the pussy money bought for Aristotle
Style is not a piece of gum that gets stuck in the crack of yo ass
Style is like your cousin who stayed 6 years in 2nd class

U got it! - Style, come on
U got it! - Style, say what?
U got it! - Style, come on
U got it! - Style, check it

Style ain't sittin' court side with the owner of the team
Style is cleanin the court and drinkin half empty pepsi's for free
Style is not lusting after someone because they're cool
Style is lusting after someone because of the size of their tool

U got it! - Style, come on
U got it! - Style, maybe
U got it! - Style, well well
U got it! - Style

Bridge:
Style don't get drunk on a Saturday night
Style's already wasted in the Friday morning light
Style don't get married then break the vow in a year
Style is killing your spouse,
She shoulda signed the pre-nup, Raise your hand y'all if ya hear

me

(Style) {x2}

Style is not biting style when U can't flush your crunk
Style is cruizin the streets at 5am for some junk
Style ain't the jeep U bought with them pussy 3" wheels
Style is lettin' your lover eat ya while U talk on the phone and swill pills

U got it! - Style
U got it! - Style, maybe
U got it! - Style, come on
U got it! - Style

Bridge:
Style is a two tooth smile with a guttoral croak
Style is maxin out your platies when yo broke
Style is growing your own smoke
Style is a pre-marital poke
style is realising the woman at the bar is laughing at you not because
your cool but because she thinks you're a joke

(Style)

Style is a lie
Style is pimped out ride
Style is the shiner on a disobedient woman's eye

(Style) {x4}

U got it! - Style, come on
U got it! - Style, do that, do that
U got it! - Style, got it?
U got it! - Style, mad, come on


Style is cheatin on your spouse
Style is a coke-sore mouth
Style is bourbon breath
Style is a trunk full of meth
Style is Kirk's beats
Style is running barefoot down the streets
as your woman demands to know who's juice dat is on da sheets

Style is urinating in the shower
Style is a soul new power

Style U got it

sitruk7 said:

Oh, this was the best part!

IstenSzek said:

loved it

My green trousers R missing, just like my knitted tank-top.
Y my clothes split? Who knows, who knows...
Odd socks, parted like lovers in the rain
dream of a day, a day of reunion.
2 many tears 4 1 man. 2 many laundry losses.
Y fronts split, echoes of shattered tomorrows.

(instrumental bridge)

3121, ooh yeah. Sing it y'all.
3121, new detergent, static free, keeps clothes fresher longer.
3121, keeps socks together with free plastic tag.
Buy 3121, it's the soap powder 4 tomorrow
Buy 3121, it's the soap powder 4 tomorrow
Buy 3121, it's the soap powder 4 tomorrow

(repeat to fade)

Honey, I've been doing splits,
Honey, 4 2 long
Honey, we've got 2 make it better,
Honey, because it's gone wrong
Got 2 get a hip replacement, yeah!
Something that'll make it all right
Hip replacement, yeah, so I can go fishing, whenever, and keep up with my wife

Ooh ouch, ooh ouch, ooh ouch,

Ouch, let me do ya, come on let me do ya, do ya,
come on let me do ya, ouch!
I want, I want 2 do ya, do ya,
I would make u happy (duck me, my leg hurts, H.U.R.T.S)
But my hips are no good (no good)
Honey, I need an operation, (P.U.S.S.Y.)
So I can do ya, I can do ya, do ya, do ya,like a,
Do ya do ya like a good man should
As long as they don't tranfuse my blood
Honey, let's try a hip replacement


©2005 Sohipimpelvic Music - ASCAP

called u , yesterday...u didnt answer your phone...
Main drag is knowing that....
your Sucking tommy lees BONE...

sitruk7 said:

LOL!

Style ain't sittin' court side with the owner of the team
Style is cleanin the court and drinkin half empty pepsi's for free




the sukcin tomme lee's bone is pretty funny too...it's sooo true...

Party Like It's a Party
An original composition by Prince Rogers Nelson
As fabricated by GottaLetitgo

Put on my knee brace.
Splash on cologne.
Take my multi-vitamins
And I'm ready 2 go.

Heard there's a party.
Admission is free.
Doug E. Fresh is going 2 be there,
So is Kool Moe Dee.

(Spoken) What U going 2 do, P?

Chorus:
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Cause I'm the partyman!
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Somebody clap your hands!

The party is hopping
The chicks are really fly.
Some1 tells me that I'm married
I say U got the wrong guy.

The room is spinning
Like Betty White in her grave.
What do U mean that she ain't dead?
I thought she croaked in 88.

Some1 says "Hey Prince"
I thought U were 55.
I say you're only as old as U feel
And start doing the electric slide.

Chorus:
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Cause I'm the partyman!
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Somebody clap your hands!

Gotta party when U can
Cause this whole world really sucks.
Prez is bringing all of us down
Right there in the muck.
Oh I wish I could curse
So I could tell him who he can go funk.

(Spoken) I said funk, y'all...I'm just playing.

Chorus:
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Cause I'm the partyman!
I'm going 2 party like it's a party, party
Somebody clap your hands!

(Repeat chorus 12 times to fade)

edit: opps... I kinda missed the '15 lines or less part...sorry'

24 Women
written by someone who wish they could be Brince

Never was ever was higher than a brutha on xtasy,
Then when saw U doin' U're thing up on the floor
Larry said a witness ain't supposed to see the things want to see
But if he saw what saw would he want to witness some more

I ain't never seen nobody with a better body ever in all my life
Now that's saying good n plenty if U seen half the women 've known
Carmen, Nona Gaye, Mayte, Vanity or my current wife
Or any other wanna be a star woman that 've boned

Maybe it's just the action,
Maybe U're just a thrill
Maybe can't control myself,
Maybe should take a pill

24 women in 24 days,
I'm gonna shoot off my bop gun in 24 ways
Now if you thought only need U,
then U must be crazed
U're just 1 of 24 women in 24 days


I didn't mean to lead U on, when took U on and told U're fine ass was ready 2 bone
should have made it clear, this was a one nite stand and once the thrill was gone
U gotta get the hell up out of here, but U ain't gotta go home

Maybe it's just the action,
Maybe U're just a thrill
Maybe can't control myself,
Maybe should take a pill

24 women in 24 days,
I'm gonna shoot off my bop gun in 24 ways
Now if you thought only need U,
then U must be crazed
U're just 1 of 24 women in 24 days
[Edited 10/14/05 12:50pm]

GottaLetitgo said:

Bravo!

Mama '05 (A Tribute 2 Madonna!)


The day when "Hung Up" leake, Madonna worked 2 hard
First she sampled every Abba tune in Britney's pen
Then she screamed at Lola twice 4 ordering Kate Bush's "Aerial"
Lola didn't listen, so like a cheap Mariah record
She got snatched by Madonna who then opened up the closet door
And pushed the tiny toddler, onto the closet floor
Lola cried "I'm sorry, I won't listen 2 Hip-Hop anymore"
Papa said "Yeah, that's why BEP become Pop trash!"

Smack!
Ooh Mama...
Smack! Smack!
Ooh Mama...Mama...
Smack!
Ooh Mama...
Smack! Smack!
Ooh Mama...Mama...

As the door closes, Rocco starts 2 cry
"Please don't lock Lola, without a reason why"
Madonna just went outside and pointed a Kabbalah prayer up in the sky
He said "How come U don't read the books of Moses?"
Then she took up her Goldfrapp cd and danced!

Smack!
Ooh Mama...
Smack! Smack!
Ooh Mama...Mama...
Smack!
Ooh Mama...
Smack! Smack!
Ooh Mama...Mama...

Don't kiss Britney or else U'll turn out like me

Fair 2 partly crazy, deep down we're all the same
Every single since American Life became a serioussome kind of pain (in the ass!)
In the middle of all that's crazy, this 1 fact still remains
If u work with Stuart Prince and do gayer tunes than Kylie
And there's always a MTV, U'll have a hit tune again


Note: I'm a Madonna Fanatic...but I had 2 do it!
[Edited 10/14/05 14:39pm]
[Edited 10/14/05 14:42pm]

sitruk7 said:

u get all my votes. cuz that was fucking hilarious!!!

Every song on Musicology is a fake Prince song.

OMG I can't breathe. I can't breathe!

Sunset in my heart this evening,
Cuz and old fam of mine got lost in the org,
Just like my lova's, if U aint' down with Jehova,
You ain't ready for this new power borg,

Tears fell hard in my garden,
and I think I'm gonna get Kevin Smith to film it all,
I guess what my brother Larry Graham told me was true,
If everyone thinks I'm gay, then I might as well go play, with Larry's big and hairy balls!


Old fams for sale,
Get em while their hot,
But U better watch out, if Kevin films my hip replacement I'll scream and shout,
And smoke myself some sweet tasting pot,
Old fams for sale,






.
[Edited 10/16/05 7:52am]

LOL Nice work people! I'm glad you dig my stuff.I hope you'll like this too...


Lurk the forum
Use a handle
Use a lame one
Should be ample

Nobody can argue
It's what eye often do
Infuriating is my name when it comes 2 u

2night we video
The org will let it be known
I'll play 10 songs
Die hard hits
But when it gets released
I'll edit out half of it

I can't help it baby
I can't help 2 be so cruel
It's part of me
It is my golden rule


It's 2005 baby
Fams still call me queer
I guess I'll just keep womanizing
and keep them waiting another year

2006 maybe
yeah, eye think that'd do
I'm just as infuriating baby
As my fams r cruel