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http://www.grudge-match.c...kson.shtml




[Edited 7/24/05 12:53pm]

I can't be arsed to read all that but it looks funny,
[Edited 7/24/05 13:07pm]

I've read that page a couple times all the way through in the past. This is the third time I'll be reading it-- it's so hilarious it never gets old.

squiddyren said:

so true!!


This is one helluva close match. This is even closer than the Pee-Wee/Gilligan matchup. Upon agonizing minutes of deliberation, we realized that Prince has something that that girly-man Michael does not: ruggedness. The ability to generate enough test osterone to acutally cultivate facial hair, however ratty, is the significant difference between the two. Mike has been as hairless as a guppy since the unfortunate Pepsi incident, and he has been trying to hide it beneath correctve surgery and closetful ls of nylon wigs.

Mike will wilt beneath the inexplicable horde of models that rampage from the wings of the stage, driven lust-mad by Prince's skinny, gyrating bod and that skanky nest on his face.

- Telperion & meep