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Write a Limerick about Prince or some associated with prince..

here we go..



There was a Rock star called Prince
Who everyday ate a pound of mince
He grew so fat until
He couldn't walk in his high heels
And his detroit crawl hasn't been the same since

Apollonia 6 weren't devine,
Sheila E's still a good friend of mine,
But, that Morris E Day,
I wish he'd go away,
All that talent he wastes in 'The Time'

(Prince circa 1982- when they were selling more at the 'wrecka stow' than him!!)

There was a man called larry graham
who lived off Prince's fame but didn't pay him
He got him so brainwashed
that now doesn't give a toss
And Prince no longer sings about 'women laying'

If Prince is browsing the org today
And sees this thread he might say
Limericks Ladyboy ? Please have some class
Or I'll set my mate Larry on your ass
And then, my friend, you'll start to pray



Prince is not really black, goes the news today
And for those who don't know - he's also gay
6 foot 4 and can't really sing
Session musicians play everything
And his bald spot is covered by a toupee



Prince went around the world in a day
Then had a Parade - a musical buffet
Sign of the times, an album complex
Lovesexy was more about love than sex
But as a Batman he went slightly astray

Prince, Prince, limerick
Let me show some little trick

, what the hell?
That is something I can't spell
Please don't touch my little d.....og

Cheek said:

Christopher said:

You love it!

Cheek said:

Christopher said:

And your cop friend loves it too!

Cheek said:

Cheek said:

Christopher said:

My limerick is so SUCKcessful!

Cheek said:

Christopher said:

I know, I know...there's something wrong with me....

Cheek said:

[Edited 7/15/05 5:43am]

Christopher said:

Cheek said:

lets do a bra swap...prince wont mind he'll join in

Christopher said:

Wearing Prince's bra today
Looking like an ass this way
Christopher
Has the letitgo hair
Let's dance the dance electric, Hooray!!!

Cheek said:

this one works

5stars and the fact you mention letitgo hair..is an extra 5stars

Christopher said:

Finally! I've done it! 10 's!

Chris he got his hairdo did
Typhoon style
with fingercurls
went to school that way
and scared off all the girls

There was once this dude named Prince
On the stage he would wiggle & mince
and then 4 a giggle
changed his name to a squiggle
and nobody's heard of hime since




































lol (sorry)

GoldenGlove said:

that's fantastic

GoldenGlove said:

and the winner is,

classic

It was said Prince had a big bonker
So Apollonia set out to conquer
But in the script there was a clause
That said she had to strip and pause
And purify herself in Lake Minnetonka!


He used to dance in his underwear
He used to taunt, cuss and swear
But he met Larry Graham
And his JW friends... daayaamn!
And now he's a mouldy old hair


(...just kidding around! )


and one more...


In 1991 he did decide
That Tony M was to be the man by his side
But Prince couldn't see
That no rapping skills had he
And where is he now? has he died?

IstenSzek said:

Thanks!

toejam said:

There once was a limerick thread,
It filled the whole .org up with dread,
I know it's not a crime,
But, most of them don't rhyme!,
And it's messing me up in the head!!

there once was a man from Minne
sit down and I'll give you the skinny
he was born to funk
move the junk in your trunk
the grooves he got are plen'y