What kind of woman would turn Prince off? Just totally irritate the hell out him?

One that thinks she can sing but can't.

my god, that you don't see the irony of this

Fat drunk women, with ketchup on dem chin.

Since you really want to know, I'll tell you how to find out...


There's this great invention, see...it's made of glass...and it casts reflections...find one...stand in front of it...and look closely...see the woman staring at you...she would irritate the hell out of Prince, believe me!

Probably strong, independent women.

Prince is well know for enjoying the company of transvestites.

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Women who act like guys

IstenSzek said:

get outta my head!!!!

beret1022 said:

...don't worry...my personailty would probably iritate Prince...but my ass wouldn't! Hee hee..

Krystal666 said:

loud women
gum chewing women
dark skinned women

one that KEEPS HIM FROM REALIZING HIS VISION !!!

women approaching him in a wheelchair with a sanddollar in their hand.

ones that get to close to him when he lets them on stage

Tom said:

with a ukelele remake of "jughead" on cd.

beret1022 said:

Hey, she wanted to know so

Krystal666 said:

Lol and I quote, "This ain’t about the body, it’s about the mind!"

SexyBeautifulOne said:

Yep that line is proof of what Prince really wants in a woman, FER SHER!

How many astrophysicists and brain surgeons and college professors of average looks has Prince dated throughout the years, again? Here, I'll give you ample amount of space to write the name(s):
Okay now how many various dimwitted - yet hot - women of negligable talent and personality has Prince been involved with (i.e. actual "love", and/or just plain ol sex) over the years? Again, I'll provide ample space in which to write the names:

























































[please finish list on additional sheet of paper]

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

umm, i think i may need a small notebook for this.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I'm sure you will. You'd also better make sure you have a few pens on hand with a lot of ink in them..

Hey this talk makes me wonder - if Prince was one who kept an infamous "little black book" throughout his dating years as some guys do, I wonder how many VOLUMES that thing was/is???

Either that or it's one large notebook about thrice the size of the Manhattan white pages. He'd have to hire a specific librarian just to help him keep it organized, and to look up names in it for him.

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

you'd be able to buy 'em in volumes, like those time-life books.

oh boy! my copy of Prince's Little Black Book, Volume 32 just came in the mail today!!!!

anniechristian1 said:

you got that right....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

I'd love to see the half-hour late night infomercial for that collection.

They could show a montage of the various ladies included in the books with cheesy saxophone music playing in the background, and then have customer testimonials of how much they love and enjoy reading and displaying their beautiful, leather bound volumes of Prince's Little Black Book - they'd all be a bunch of guys akin to Tim Meadows' "Ladies Man"


"Why YETTTHHHH! I do enjoy very much readin' through Prince's Little Black Book. Thank you, Time-Life, for offerin' such an attractively bound, easily affordable collection of the all the most talented skanks available, each lovely lady personally hand selected by the ultimate manwhore: Prince. Thank you, Time-Life, thank you!"

1sexymf said:

like this woman?

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

omg....!!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Being a total package myself, what I'm suggesting is, Prince likes a little more than just a nice body.

Judging by the surprisingly cunning and calculated way his current Mrs. snagged her man, I'd have to say, I'm right!

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

OMG my sides hurt!!!!