3121 jam at prince's house in the words of ?uestlove

got this from okayplayer:
ok.

so im like in the kitchen on my 5th cookie.
i mean the kitchen alone would make veruca salt
kick her pop in the chin so he can write her a check
just so she too could have a CHOCOLATE WATERFALL
(yes....a fountain dripping nothing but chocolate for you to dip
your stuff in fondue style)---

i get a tap on the shoulder.....

"yo do the sound....."

member in 89 when michael was getting his umpteenth achievment award from eddie murphy and mike asked ed to adjust the mic, and ed joked like "mike said 'fix that!' and i was like (without thinking) 'YES MICHAEL!!!!' like i worked for him"---

next thing i knew i was at the soundbooth---

well not for long----this was too much to take in....every A list celeb was at this house shindig--

the fun trend of the night tween my girl and i?

counting all the upn actresses with white boyfriends (last count: 6!)--

then it started:

housequake.


he said "get on drums"

i played modest like (turn left.....turn right...."who.....me?"---)

later for that "aww shucks..." ish.

i played.

but i was communicating a language....


i did "tricky"/"irresistible"/"bacon skin"--- to the bone.


and sure enough.....

"GOT EM"---

morris gave me that "YES BROTHER!!!" look.

i mean i turned into morris day!

--i wasn't done...

mid "housequake" he made frank mccomb go into ltd's "back in love again"---

i did a lil clyde/jabo---but then...

i started "lady cab driving" it.....

then he smiled.


great im on to something.....


then....stevie walks up....


damn....i been DYING to be ollie brown to stevie's 1970 stevie---

now was my chance.....hands were bleeding...but eff that ish....


"i wish" starts

and i played that ish VERBATIM like the record.

p even smiled at my exact hi hat breakdown on the bridge.

sheila and p just stood there and....


i cant describe the feeling.....it was like

approval.


i was too beside myself.

they started "superwoman/where were you"---and i couldnt take it.


this night was the best jam session i ever had in my life!


3121 forever!

its 6am yall i just got in.

-man.....


this is the best night EVER

Fam.

revolution75 said:[quote]got this from okayplayer:
ok.

so im like in the kitchen on my 5th cookie.
i mean the kitchen alone would make veruca salt
kick her pop in the chin so he can write her a check
just so she too could have a CHOCOLATE WATERFALL
(yes....a fountain dripping nothing but chocolate for you to dip
your stuff in fondue style)---

i get a tap on the shoulder.....

"yo do the sound....."

member in 89 when michael was getting his umpteenth achievment award from eddie murphy and mike asked ed to adjust the mic, and ed joked like "mike said 'fix that!' and i was like (without thinking) 'YES MICHAEL!!!!' like i worked for him"---

next thing i knew i was at the soundbooth---

well not for long----this was too much to take in....every A list celeb was at this house shindig--

the fun trend of the night tween my girl and i?

counting all the upn actresses with white boyfriends (last count: 6!)--

then it started:

housequake.


he said "get on drums"

i played modest like (turn left.....turn right...."who.....me?"---)

later for that "aww shucks..." ish.

i played.

but i was communicating a language....


i did "tricky"/"irresistible"/"bacon skin"--- to the bone.


and sure enough.....

"GOT EM"---

morris gave me that "YES BROTHER!!!" look.

i mean i turned into morris day!

--i wasn't done...

mid "housequake" he made frank mccomb go into ltd's "back in love again"---

i did a lil clyde/jabo---but then...

i started "lady cab driving" it.....

then he smiled.


great im on to something.....


then....stevie walks up....


damn....i been DYING to be ollie brown to stevie's 1970 stevie---

now was my chance.....hands were bleeding...but eff that ish....


"i wish" starts

and i played that ish VERBATIM like the record.

p even smiled at my exact hi hat breakdown on the bridge.

sheila and p just stood there and....


i cant describe the feeling.....it was like

approval.


i was too beside myself.

they started "superwoman/where were you"---and i couldnt take it.


this night was the best jam session i ever had in my life!


3121 forever!

its 6am yall i just got in.

-man.....


this is the best night EVER[/quote BACK in LOVE AGAIN? (U cant touch dis...love it!) These extravaganzas R really goin down hey??? IF SO, Prince, WHY am I not invited? Dont I DESERVE it for MY intense LOYALTY 2 U? My 4 ever barage of compliments I give U? (of course---its all sincere) All the Paisley parties I missed, having been married & loyal 2 a most unappreciative guy?) Being the ONLY one THERE (3121) that would truly BENEFIT from, not just enjoy, ur awesome talents, WITHOUT swooning, fainting, embarassing u, idolizing u, worshipping u, feeling out of place... cuz u know we both equals... I think ITS time U prove 2 me what I know U 2 B... Gracious, generous, appreciative, open, spiritual, humble 2 name a FEW. In my OLD AGE, this would MEAN the WORLD 2 ME. My ears R ready. My eyes R open. Dude, I am very polite, well mannered, well bred. You'd B proud of me as a guest. No frontin either. I'm very DOWN 2 EARTH... I just dont do windows! I'm serious now. I can sing a little tho... I'm nice 2 look at 2 but I keep my clothes ON. Not necessary 2 cover me with sheets....

May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love.

Show definitely sounds HOT!!! Here's to hoping this makes it out onto a boot somehow!!

Number23 said:

Fam.

..... BULLSEYE!

Taureau said:

Number23 said:

Fam.

yeah

Don't understand a f*cking word of what he's writing.

calldapplwondery83 said:

I think he wants to tell us that he rocked the house... not sure, though.

All I want to know is, why can't a sista get an invite, damn!!! A video simulcast!! Something!! I feel so left out!! Where is the the love???

prince and stevie sure have been hanging out a lot lately.

3121 seems to be a song about a place, a bit like Paisley Park (the song).

"Thru the gates.. Leave Ur clothes on the floor... Take Ur pick from the Japanese robes and sandals... Don't you wanna come... 3121... Gonna b so much fun... 3121... U can come if U want 2, but U can never leave.."`

My guess is that Prince has enjoyed reconnecting with LA.

SexyBeautifulOne said:

All I want to know is, why can't a sista get an invite, damn!!! A video simulcast!! Something!! I feel so left out!! Where is the the love???

If only this had been in ENGLISH it might have been good.

As it is, I think my cat could walk across my keyboard and give a more coherent report.

All I wanna know is, who did Pam Anderson spill her shit on this time?

and all i want to know is what did Bob Saget play? you can't tell me the "A-listers" were all there and Bob was not invited onstage to jam?

truefunksoldier said:

If only this had been in ENGLISH it might have been good.

As it is, I think my cat could walk across my keyboard and give a more coherent report.

XxAxX said:

klhk said:

truefunksoldier said:

If only this had been in ENGLISH it might have been good.

As it is, I think my cat could walk across my keyboard and give a more coherent report.

The only thing I can say is,Darn! I
wish I could of been there!

dang, who let the cats out?


on the ridiculously off-chance that i ever get invited to one of these things, i'm gonna write a report on here that'll make dr. seuss sound like freakin' norman mailer, see how THEM apples are liked.

Scrapluv said:

truefunksoldier said:

If only this had been in ENGLISH it might have been good.

As it is, I think my cat could walk across my keyboard and give a more coherent report.

i understood it perfectly, dont know what's wrong with you cats

Sounds FAB~U~LOUS
Wish I Coulda been there!






Oh and for the most part I did understand what Ole boy was saying!

ABeautifulOne said:

SexyBeautifulOne said:

All I want to know is, why can't a sista get an invite, damn!!! A video simulcast!! Something!! I feel so left out!! Where is the the love???

At least he could be like Clive Davis and show it on Real for free

Why can't people just post reports in straightforward english?

Obviously this report was created using Microsoft's PrinceMustThinkI'mGreatUsingThisSadFamCrappyLanguage software.

Most Prince fans are now approaching middle-age, if we're not there already. We've grown out Prince's stoopid, pretentious language (as Prince has himself) and we're not wanting to see dopey twonks trying desperately to get Prince on their side by posting show reports in a long-dated style that they're hoping Prince will read and decide that they're the best fan that he's ever had..

Can we all grow up now and speak in proper english?

Or am I being simple and this is a report of something that happened in the 1980s and the person reporting it still hasn't moved away from that period?

Enigmoid said:

Enigmoid said: