In honor of the upcoming release of the DVD...
Score 1 point per each level 1 question answered, 2 points for each level 2, 3 points for each level 3. Got it? Cool. Enjoy! I'll post ansers at the end of the day.

Points scale:
1-5: Where is your DVD? Where can it be? There must be somthing wrong with your machinery!
6-10: Dust off your tight black pants with the buttons down the side and play the soundtrack loud...you need a refresher.
11-15 points: If there was another sequel to Purple Rain, you should be a consultant, or at least Jerome Benton's stunt double.
15-18 points: U R a Purple Genius!


Level 1:
1. What songs on the soundtrack does the Kid not perform live in the movie?
2. Who speaks the first line in the movie (no lyrics)?
3. According to Morris, "where's Jerome?"

Level 2:
1. How much does Morris' Cashmere coat retail?
2. What flavor dorritos does the kid prefer?
3. What does Morris say his Italian cook's name is?

Level 3:
1. What is the kid's license plate number?
2. How much was the wine Morris ordered for Appolonia [sic]?
3. What is the title of the cassette the girls give to the kid?


Bonus: (worth 1 extra credit point)
Who speaks the second line in the movie (no lyrics)?

Make these questions multiple choice and I'd do pretty well. As it is....my dvd is a bit dusty.

I will give hints in like an hour or two, but I didn't think the ORGers needed hints

1. Take me W/ U, When Doves Cry
2. 1st Ave M.C.
3. $400
4. Geno Sagckagrach or something like that
5. Slow Jam

and that's without looking at the DVD

Okay, I'm going from memory here...My VCR has been broken for months.

Level 1:
1. What songs on the soundtrack does the Kid not perform live in the movie? Take Me With U, When Doves Cry
2. Who speaks the first line in the movie (no lyrics)? The heavily-eyelinered dude who says, "Ladies and gentlemen...The Revolution!"

3. According to Morris, "where's Jerome?" Uh.... "He went to the car to fetch his manners. Shall we?" Yeah, I know, wrong movie!

Level 2:
1. How much does Morris' Cashmere coat retail? No clue.
2. What flavor dorritos does the kid prefer? Uh, nacho cheese?
3. What does Morris say his Italian cook's name is? Nino...Saskagrachi or something like that!

Level 3:
1. What is the kid's license plate number?
2. How much was the wine Morris ordered for Appolonia [sic]?
3. What is the title of the cassette the girls give to the kid?

I'm stumped here.

Bonus: (worth 1 extra credit point)
Who speaks the second line in the movie (no lyrics)? Was it Apollonia?

i can answer a couple of these...


the announcer guy--"ladies and gentlemen...the revolution!"

in his skin.

Level 2:

$400.

nacho cheese

gino sasagragrachi (or somethin like that)


i really couldn't tell...btw: one p, two l's.

"slow groove".



do one-word lines count? it was the cab driver yellin at apollonia when she cheated 'im outta cab fare--"hey!!!!"

FunkMistress said:

Or was it the cab driver?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dammit, my Psychic Twin strikes again!

FunkMistress said:

me---> <---you

Level 1:
1. What songs on the soundtrack does the Kid not perform live in the movie? Take Me With U, and When Doves Cry
2. Who speaks the first line in the movie (no lyrics)? The death like Alice Cooper look-alike M.C. of 1st Avenue
3. According to Morris, "where's Jerome?" In his Skin!
Level 2:
1. How much does Morris' Cashmere coat retail? $500.00
2. What flavor dorritos does the kid prefer? the original (red bag) nacho
3. What does Morris say his Italian cook's name is? ... Scraucthcagarious or something like that

Level 3:
1. What is the kid's license plate number? ?
2. How much was the wine Morris ordered for Appolonia [sic]? $20.00?
3. What is the title of the cassette the girls give to the kid? ?


Bonus: (worth 1 extra credit point)
Who speaks the second line in the movie (no lyrics)? The cab driver that Appolonia stiffed for the full amount.

Level 1:
1. What songs on the soundtrack does the Kid not perform live in the movie? All of them. They are mimed.

2. Who speaks the first line in the movie (no lyrics)? Club announcer.

3. According to Morris, "where's Jerome?" Depends. There are two answers. "In his skin", or "I gave him the night off!"

Level 2:
1. How much does Morris' Cashmere coat retail? $400

2. What flavor dorritos does the kid prefer? Was it cheese?

3. What does Morris say his Italian cook's name is? Gino Sascaggrachi ir something like that!

Level 3:
1. What is the kid's license plate number? Don't know, and cant be bothered to look it up!

2. How much was the wine Morris ordered for Appolonia [sic]? I didn't think it was revealed. He was getting some change from a hundred

3. What is the title of the cassette the girls give to the kid? Slow groove.

Bonus: (worth 1 extra credit point)
Who speaks the second line in the movie (no lyrics)? The cab driver

So far
Level 1:
1. What songs on the soundtrack does the Kid not perform live in the movie? All of them. They are mimed. **Technically true, but the answer is Take Me With U, and When Doves Cry** (smart ass )
2. Who speaks the first line in the movie (no lyrics)? Club announcer. **correct!

3. According to Morris, "where's Jerome?" Depends. There are two answers. "In his skin", or "I gave him the night off!" **"In his Skin" is correct, "I gave him the night off" doesn't answer where he is at, it answers why he isn't present.
Level 2:
1. How much does Morris' Cashmere coat retail? $400 **correct!
2. What flavor dorritos does the kid prefer? Was it cheese? **wrong, but I'll let you all stew over that some more--hint: They don't make this flavor anymore.

3. What does Morris say his Italian cook's name is? Gino Sascaggrachi ir something like that! **correct!

Level 3: **somebody will get the license plate...someday, someday...sooooon ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
1. What is the kid's license plate number? Don't know, and cant be bothered to look it up!

2. How much was the wine Morris ordered for Appolonia [sic]? I didn't think it was revealed. He was getting some change from a hundred **look closer**

3. What is the title of the cassette the girls give to the kid? Slow groove. **correct!

Bonus: (worth 1 extra credit point)
Who speaks the second line in the movie (no lyrics)? The cab driver **correct "Hey!"

Spanky said:

Coulda sworn it was Nacho Cheese...


Taco??

FunkMistress said:

they still make taco.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Not around here they don't! I haven't seen them in stores since I was a kid....

FunkMistress said:

U R Correct!
It's Taco--and they don't make them in the L.A. area anyway...
peace.

Only a few more....

Spanky said:

In your face, Psychic Twin!!

FunkMistress said:

seriously? they still sell 'em in stores here in mpls...must be a regional thing nowadays.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Taco-chip-eatin' Midwesterners...Figures.

FunkMistress said: