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Printablemayrain said: I wonder if he held auditions for that part? How many here would/could sit on a bar stool? Raiase your hand if your sure.
I could even do one of these to liven it up!  | |
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Anxiety said: BriaVelveeta said: Hey! She was fanning the whole time, too! Give the girl some credit. i really appreciated the mid-tempo fanning technique she chose. it had kind of a staccato quality to it, but not quite.  Just a little bit behind the beat? (sorry, couldn't resist it...) | |
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VenusBlingBling said: BriaVelveeta said: She can balance herself on a stool and use one of those church fans all at the same time!  Her facial expression just screams "Ha, at you orgers who didn't think I'd dare to be on stage!"  After reading her alias' posts, I think you're right! | |
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SUCKED!  | |
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did anyone count the up flaps ?
coz thats the strenuous side of fanning.... i get to emotional and lose the plot... | |
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lezama said: OldFriends4Sale said: She should have been on back up mic echoeing him or something There were no backup parts in this song. Hence no backup singers. Having someone echo him would give the impression he couldn't carry the song himself (which would have been far from the truth). Why bother putting her onstage at all, then? | |
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But seriously, could she have appeared any less interested in his performance?
It was like she didn't want to look at him. Then again, she has that thing with her eyes, maybe one of the eyes was watching him. She does ask for the pepper while she's looking at the salt, after all. | |
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BriaVelveeta said: But seriously, could she have appeared any less interested in his performance?
It was like she didn't want to look at him. Then again, she has that thing with her eyes, maybe one of the eyes was watching him. She does ask for the pepper while she's looking at the salt, after all. 
How'd ya like to be the Muse for that song?!? | |
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Serena said: BriaVelveeta said: But seriously, could she have appeared any less interested in his performance?
It was like she didn't want to look at him. Then again, she has that thing with her eyes, maybe one of the eyes was watching him. She does ask for the pepper while she's looking at the salt, after all.
How'd ya like to be the Muse for that song?!?
Yeah, it's not exactly 'Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother, Wife', though, is it? | |
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BriaVelveeta said: Serena said:
How'd ya like to be the Muse for that song?!?
Yeah, it's not exactly 'Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother, Wife', though, is it? How the Tavis interview could have been: Tavis: So, Bria, over the years, Prince has written some beautiful songs for his women, like Adore, Pink Cashmere, FLSMW, and TMBGITW, to name a few. Have you inspired him to write a song for you? Bria: Ummmm...yeah...it's called Cock-eyed Woman and I feel so honored by his gift! [under breath "fuckin' jerk!"] | |
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y'all are mean life's a bitch, but god forbid the bitch divorce me...
- nas | |
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LOL y'all ain't easy :lol" "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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Obviously this is a roast...maybe even
more than a roast. Ya'll certainly
have some great imaginations anyway 
. [Edited 5/30/09 21:26pm] | |
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BriaVelveeta said: Then again, she has that thing with her eyes, maybe one of the eyes was watching him. She does ask for the pepper while she's looking at the salt, after all.
 If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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punkofthemonth said: y'all are mean
Hey, we didn't write the song! So who's the mean one? The writer or the audience who is laughing and joking because of it? | |
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Joininthedance said: Obviously this is a roast...maybe even
more than a roast. Ya'll certainly
have some great imaginations anyway
. [Edited 5/30/09 21:26pm] This is the facts department here - if it aint the truth we dont know it
----- Those Celebrity Roast specials were brilliant back in the day. but it was a bit over drunk in some parts as i remember. | |
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Serena said: BriaVelveeta said: But seriously, could she have appeared any less interested in his performance?
It was like she didn't want to look at him. Then again, she has that thing with her eyes, maybe one of the eyes was watching him. She does ask for the pepper while she's looking at the salt, after all.
How'd ya like to be the Muse for that song?!? You do realize that Prince didn't write that song...right? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: Serena said:
How'd ya like to be the Muse for that song?!? You do realize that Prince didn't write that song...right?  ummm...no? Shit!
But I hadn't really thought about connecting the two until this thread, either. Bria Velveeta's post tickled my funny bone, so I went with it. But thanks for bringing in silly things like FACTS.  | |
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PharkyorLOVE said: Joininthedance said: Obviously this is a roast...maybe even
more than a roast. Ya'll certainly
have some great imaginations anyway
. [Edited 5/30/09 21:26pm] This is the facts department here - if it aint the truth we dont know it
----- Those Celebrity Roast specials were brilliant back in the day. but it was a bit over drunk in some parts as i remember. I'm certainly happy that you straightened that out for me
I really love watching the Celebrity Roasts myself...part of it was the Rat Pack....what can you expect | |
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Serena said: BriaVelveeta said:
Yeah, it's not exactly 'Friend, Lover, Sister, Mother, Wife', though, is it? How the Tavis interview could have been: Tavis: So, Bria, over the years, Prince has written some beautiful songs for his women, like Adore, Pink Cashmere, FLSMW, and TMBGITW, to name a few. Have you inspired him to write a song for you? Bria: Ummmm...yeah...it's called Cock-eyed Woman and I feel so honored by his gift! [under breath "fuckin' jerk!"] That was funny.I'm sorry I laughed, but that was funny... "This Boy's Cheese Done Slid off His Cracker!" | |
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lladygold said: she is pathetic!!!!!i mean that!why wont she sing live?why?cause she cant.
U guys/gals should get off her tit! She is more than likely under contract to Prince one way or another and she will sing when and if Prince gives her the green light! If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in! | |
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Have you guys seen Thumbalina..... | |
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benjaminira said: U guys/gals should get off her tit! She is more than likely under contract to Prince one way or another and she will sing when and if Prince gives her the green light! Even Carmen Electra performed live, though. So I think that in itself says something about Bria. Heaven knows Carmen couldn't sing/rap for shit. So how bad does Bria really have to be? Mayte did some backing vocals. She was no singer. Tamar, we all know, was given a tour, and when not in the spotlight, took a backing vocalist role. Hell, even the Twinz added some vocals here and there, between their goofy, seizing-out robot moves. So we're presented with a new CD by an alleged singer, and apparently she can't even do backing vocals, dance, or play tambourine live? I'd love to see her prove us all wrong. I can't imagine why Prince won't have her do anything with him, or by herself. Credit where it's due, she fans a mean fan, and has very good posture, though. I think that much has been established in this thread. | |
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BriaVelveeta said: Credit where it's due, she fans a mean fan, and has very good posture, though. I think that much has been established in this thread.  | |
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sorry.... i just get so emotional....
i still cant count the up flaps I'm out there looking for something to inspire Bria to not give up in amongst all this hostiltity. bach soon  | |
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Was it planned or just so happened that she was seen in the background during most of his performance? She had a good view from behind though    | |
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wow!this thread is sooooo freakin funnny i cant stop laughing!!!!!thanks orgers had a rough moring. u guys put me in a good mood!!!!! | |
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Serena said: BriaVelveeta said: Credit where it's due, she fans a mean fan, and has very good posture, though. I think that much has been established in this thread. I love that remark too. Can you imagine her writing that on a resume?? Got to love a fan dancer that hasn't yet danced never mind sang!!!  | |
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PharkyorLOVE said:
And a lil' song to boost her ego: | |
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