xtrafab will be making her entrance into this thread shortly...lol

The Bria 1000 was sent back through time to replace the Tamar 700 which went haywire and developed a mind of its own.

OMG this is frucking hilarity!

I dont think this offensive, the truth is all these proteges lack a certain X factor, they just do, or they would have made it by now WITHOUT Prince (my opinion). Bria is in her late 30s and kids breaking in dont even make it. I'm not saying she cant make it, but even with thebacking of an icon, it will be difficult.

And by the way the stuff people say about her being a stripper (which was confirmed by someone who lives in MN and then unconfirmed by a suspect Bria family member or someone close to her who "talks to Bria's sister") Doesnt really matter.

I know lots of people who have been dancers and changed their lives. Unfortunately, the stories that circulate about her (as someone in the know just informed me) of dating a bunch of celebrities and taking a certain Panamanian girl's man TWICE () just leaves you wondering what does this girl want? Fame, fortune, being a KEPT WOMAN (part two, the first being Tamar lol).

And fans whether they know this info or not, I think, sense it. Because there's no hateration in spoofs, comedy, critiquing work or not liking someones look. When its done with malice behind it then sure, there's some insecurity in the person saying it.

But hasnt anyone here never liked someone based on their gut feeling and found out later there was a reason for it?

I think this is where it comes from. And yeah there are the crazies that want Prince's baby too, and the unfulfilled music "aficionados" that Prince will never again satisfy the internal beat of creating the same music they can masturbate to, but that is the life of a rock star!

Ooh I went on like a crazie! Im out!

crazieedit
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Though her public persona may be that of an "android" under the control of a megalomaniac, that wouldn't deter me from laying serious pipe on her. Elixir, indeed!
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PurpleCharm said:

She deleted her account... but I smell a new one and a different personality. lol

Dayclear said:

how's he a hater? I thought it was rather amusing and down right talented.

The machines each rose from the ashes of the many past proteges. Their war to exterminate Prince's credibility had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. This March...

Escaped Paisley Park Employee:
The Apollonia 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, mediocre voice, everything. Very hard to spot.

Random Prince Fan:
Look... I am not stupid, you know. Prince has only just learnt how to use Pro tools... he can't make things like that yet.

EPPE: Not yet. Not for about 40 years.

RPF: Are you saying it's from the future?

EPPE: One possible future. The Bria 1000 was sent back through time to replace the Tamar 700 which went haywire and developed a mind of its own.

RPF: Can it be stopped?

EPPE: Listen, and understand. That Protege is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and it doesn't have a very remarkable singing voice. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you've been subjected to it's interpretation of Prince's cast-off songs.




Escaped Paisley Park Employee:
Thank you, Prince fans, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or Prince will never be able to afford the luxuries to which he has become accustomed to.

Fucking genius!

Notice he took time to the fine details as well. The computerized symbol on the torso.

Fucking brilliant lol.



t3000edit
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HATER!
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