Been hearing rumours about this. Anyone else?

What rumours?

Yes, the mice in my attic are having a conference about it at this moment. They are negotiating what boat to take to cross the channel. Mind you: it’s a concert by Mouse Prince in the basement of the Royal Albert Hall (great acoustics apparently), not our Prince. Our Prince is playing the Hop Farm in Paddock Wood. Ticketrat is already trading. They promise the best seats for Danish blue but on the day of the concert they will let mice in the garbage circle for just a peace of chicken bone after killing the mice who brought in the Danish blue.