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Bush is SMARTER than Kerry FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES
"I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Whatever smarts he had went up in a blaze when he sparked that crackpipe. Oh wait, he shoveled the cocaine in didn't he? 2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Whatever smarts he had went up in a blaze when he sparked that crackpipe. Oh wait, he shoveled the cocaine in didn't he?
Let's face it, Bush is smarter than Kerry. No jokes are going to make that change. Error in grammar. [Edited 11/4/04 13:18pm] "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Whatever smarts he had went up in a blaze when he sparked that crackpipe. Oh wait, he shoveled the cocaine in didn't he?
Let's face it, Bush is smarter than Kerry. No jokes are going to make the change. Can't speak the language, can't debate, can't ride bikes or eat pretzels. Sounds like a genius 2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mastodon said: Let's face it, Bush is smarter than Kerry. No jokes are going to make the change. Can't speak the language, can't debate, can't ride bikes or eat pretzels. Sounds like a genius He's certainly not a genius, but he is smarter than Kerry and that's funny to me. Stephen Hawking can't speak the language, ride a bike or eat pretzels, by the way. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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So if the New York Times prints it, it must be true. Why am I wasting my time reading the bible?!?!? | |
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Mastodon said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Can't speak the language, can't debate, can't ride bikes or eat pretzels. Sounds like a genius He's certainly not a genius, but he is smarter than Kerry and that's funny to me. Stephen Hawking can't speak the language, ride a bike or eat pretzels, by the way. Bush is no stephen Hawking 2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mastodon said: He's certainly not a genius, but he is smarter than Kerry and that's funny to me. Stephen Hawking can't speak the language, ride a bike or eat pretzels, by the way. Bush is no stephen Hawking He has a higher IQ, thus he is smarter. Bush isn't the smartest fucker out there, but Kerry isn't quite as smart as him. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Bush is no stephen Hawking He has a higher IQ, thus he is smarter. Bush isn't the smartest fucker out there, but Kerry isn't quite as smart as him. The debates say otherwise... 2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Mastodon said: He has a higher IQ, thus he is smarter. Bush isn't the smartest fucker out there, but Kerry isn't quite as smart as him. The debates say otherwise... Is it possible for someone to be a poor public speaker and still be smart? What about some poor fuck with a speech impediment? "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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You really are a master of starting baiting threads, aren't you?
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Mastodon said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: The debates say otherwise... Is it possible for someone to be a poor public speaker and still be smart? What about some poor fuck with a speech impediment? Anything's possible. But 4 years worth of idiocy is pretty good proof. If Bush ever had it, he's lost it. . [Edited 11/4/04 13:28pm] 2009: Mermaids and Dolphins... | |
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Thomas Edison: Cabbage Rolls
To his great consternation, Thomas Edison often found visitors in his office helping themselves to his Havana cigars. As Edison could not be bothered locking them up, his secretary suggested that he have a friend in the cigar trade make some cigars out of cabbage leaves; these could then be substituted for the genuine Havanas. Edison agreed but forgot about the arrangement and remembered only after returning from a trip some time later. He called his secretary and asked why the bogus cigars had not arrived. The secretary replied that they had arrived and had been passed along to his manager. Edison then called the manager, who explained that, not knowing what they were, he had packed them in Edison's bag before his trip. "And do you know," Edison later recalled, "I smoked every one of those damned cigars myself!" source: http://www.anecdotage.com...p?aid=5945 When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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Thunderbird said: Thomas Edison: Cabbage Rolls
To his great consternation, Thomas Edison often found visitors in his office helping themselves to his Havana cigars. As Edison could not be bothered locking them up, his secretary suggested that he have a friend in the cigar trade make some cigars out of cabbage leaves; these could then be substituted for the genuine Havanas. Edison agreed but forgot about the arrangement and remembered only after returning from a trip some time later. He called his secretary and asked why the bogus cigars had not arrived. The secretary replied that they had arrived and had been passed along to his manager. Edison then called the manager, who explained that, not knowing what they were, he had packed them in Edison's bag before his trip. "And do you know," Edison later recalled, "I smoked every one of those damned cigars myself!" source: http://www.anecdotage.com...p?aid=5945 | |
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Thunderbird said: Thomas Edison: Cabbage Rolls
To his great consternation, Thomas Edison often found visitors in his office helping themselves to his Havana cigars. As Edison could not be bothered locking them up, his secretary suggested that he have a friend in the cigar trade make some cigars out of cabbage leaves; these could then be substituted for the genuine Havanas. Edison agreed but forgot about the arrangement and remembered only after returning from a trip some time later. He called his secretary and asked why the bogus cigars had not arrived. The secretary replied that they had arrived and had been passed along to his manager. Edison then called the manager, who explained that, not knowing what they were, he had packed them in Edison's bag before his trip. "And do you know," Edison later recalled, "I smoked every one of those damned cigars myself!" source: http://www.anecdotage.com...p?aid=5945 Edison wuddnt two smart none tho like Bush. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Albert Einstein was much respected for his kind and friendly demeanor rooted in his pacifism. He was modest about his abilities, and had distinctive attitudes and fashions—for example, he minimized his wardrobe so that he would not need to waste time in deciding on what to wear. He occasionally had a playful sense of humour, and enjoyed playing the violin and sailing. He was also the prototypical "absent-minded professor"; he was often forgetful of everyday items, such as keys, and would focus so intently on solving physics problems that he would often become oblivious to his surroundings. http://www.nationmaster.c...t-Einstein
![]() When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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Thunderbird said: Albert Einstein was much respected for his kind and friendly demeanor rooted in his pacifism. He was modest about his abilities, and had distinctive attitudes and fashions—for example, he minimized his wardrobe so that he would not need to waste time in deciding on what to wear. He occasionally had a playful sense of humour, and enjoyed playing the violin and sailing. He was also the prototypical "absent-minded professor"; he was often forgetful of everyday items, such as keys, and would focus so intently on solving physics problems that he would often become oblivious to his surroundings. http://www.nationmaster.c...t-Einstein
Eeinsteen wuddnt even none so smarts as Kerry doh. [Edited 11/4/04 13:45pm] "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: Thunderbird said: Eeinsteen wuddnt even none so smarts as Kerry doh. You're right, intelligence only shows itself in long-winded, meandering, pointless yet presidential-sounding speeches. When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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Lets say Bush is smarter.....then they are both idiots.
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Rhondab said: Lets say Bush is smarter.....then they are both idiots.
Yes, they are both idiots. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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In other news, lobotomy clinics have begun suddenly sprouting up all across the nation this week. | |
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Wow!! A conservative columnist who extrapolated independent results from completely different tests taken by the candidates at different times concluded that George Bush's IQ is slightly higher than Kerry's? And just 1 week before the elections??
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What a load of horseshit.
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Ed Anger and Bat-Boy just visited me and they told me it's true, George Bush is smarter than John Kerry. And he can fly, too. | |
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Now for the punch line:
"I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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You're just jealous because John Kerry can shoot laser beams from his eyes. Fess up. | |
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Anxiety said: You're just jealous because John Kerry can shoot laser beams from his eyes. Fess up.
I must admit that I was pissed at that motherfucker about that shit for a while. I was at a political rally and I felt my butt-cheeks gettin' all hot and then next thing you know, my pants had caught fire. I spun around and saw Kerry's laser eyes burning... the only problem was that they were now burning my cock and nuts off. I had to dive for cover underneath a large, scalding hot bowl of New England clam chowder, which further exascerbated the situation by raising a bubbly blister on my forehead, making me look like a fucking brachiosaurus for about a week. I swear to Zeus, that guy is an X-Man. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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Mastodon said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Bush is no stephen Hawking He has a higher IQ, thus he is smarter. Bush isn't the smartest fucker out there, but Kerry isn't quite as smart as him. NO. He DOESN'T have a higher I.Q. Firstly, Steve Sailer's study involves extrapolating the result of a military test that is only 'similar' to those officially used for I.Q. To state that Bush's I.Q. is therefore higher than Kerry's is total conjecture. And secondly, the nature of an official I.Q. test allows for a natural bias in the results, depending on many factors including those present during the test, as well as an individuals natural aptitude for specific tasks due to past practise. Thus on the one hand possible for a complete idiot to improve their test scores significantly through repeated excercise/examination, whereas on the other it is possible for a superiorly intelligent individual to screw up on their first test. So, if you believe through this article that Bush has the higher I.Q. then you should feel embarrassed at your demonstration of ignorance. In truth we cannot say based upon these test examinations alone who has the highest I.Q. I have to say that I.Q. tests to this day are a totally outdated experimentation. I'm affraid Mastodon is going to have to rely on the simple analysis of behaviour before he can make as much as an estimate as to who out of these two guys is the most intelligent. | |
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Taureau said: Mastodon said: He has a higher IQ, thus he is smarter. Bush isn't the smartest fucker out there, but Kerry isn't quite as smart as him. NO. He DOESN'T have a higher I.Q. Firstly, Steve Sailer's study involves extrapolating the result of a military test that is only 'similar' to those officially used for I.Q. To state that Bush's I.Q. is therefore higher than Kerry's is total conjecture. And secondly, the nature of an official I.Q. test allows for a natural bias in the results, depending on many factors including those present during the test, as well as an individuals natural aptitude for specific tasks due to past practise. Thus on the one hand possible for a complete idiot to improve their test scores significantly through repeated excercise/examination, whereas on the other it is possible for a superiorly intelligent individual to screw up on their first test. So, if you believe through this article that Bush has the higher I.Q. then you should feel embarrassed at your demonstration of ignorance. In truth we cannot say based upon these test examinations alone who has the highest I.Q. I have to say that I.Q. tests to this day are a totally outdated experimentation. I'm affraid Mastodon is going to have to rely on the simple analysis of behaviour before he can make as much as an estimate as to who out of these two guys is the most intelligent. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Were it that the results had been in Kerry's favor. "I hate both of those dildos (Bush and Kerry), but Bush seems to be a smaller dildo, although even a small dildo can fuck the shit out of you." - Mastodon on the election | |
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