In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology

i think he would be a midget wrestler

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Ya'll iz 2 funny!

Shortest player on the NBA

Maybe he'd be a spiritual advisor...

an actor or model.

One Hell of a point guard in the NBA, if Earl Boykins can be one at 5'2" so can he. We all know that he can ball.

Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology

Those are some cute llamas.

if prince was an alpaca farmer he would be the best. he'd have the prettiest herd that would never spit.

he would feed them only the best carrots from norfolk & then would create magnificent ponchos from their superior wool.

What's with you and alpacas?

if prince were not a musician he would likely be smart enough to simply create stock music templates, lyrics and sounds ... press play on a computer program and call it 20ten ... since he's not a musician he would have to give the cd away in newspapers because no one would intentionally spend money on it once they heard it

i thought anytime Prince stops playing music, he magically turns into Katt Williams. My bad...

EmbattledWarrior said:

Shortest player on the NBA

MalequeDaFreak said:

One Hell of a point guard in the NBA, if Earl Boykins can be one at 5'2" so can he. We all know that he can ball.

As I stated earlier, Earl Boykins would be the shortest player.

wildgoldenhoney said:

Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology

Those are some cute llamas.

ALPACA!!! THEY'RE CALLED ALPACAS DAMMIT! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING

LoL ... Ya'll some fools ... SERIOUSLY ... I think P would be a JW minister, if that's what they call themselves and would sing hymns, if that's what they're called ...

Either the minister, basketball player, jockey, or a dirty novel romance novelist

see Alpaca's I don't think they tickle P's fancy

Now Camels do!

He'd be serving petrol or burgers.

purplemookiebut said:

an actor

You saw Graffiti Bridge, right?

Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology

i,m in love whit this sweeties and will make a farm

let me guess, the one on the left is 'butterscotch'. enjoys bubble baths apparently.

robinhood said:

let me guess, the one on the left is 'butterscotch'. enjoys bubble baths apparently.

i will do everyday kiss my sweeties, and sing songs of the day

do you wanna come to visit my paradise,

with much more VIKUNJA, silk larval and music

He could be a little boy jr model for targets sales papers!

He would be a preacher in the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day saints and have 35 pretty latina barbie doll wives over which he would rule like an absolute emperor. By now he would have over 200 children. Some already with families of their own.

And if he were an Alpaca farmer then this is what he'd look like!

jfrost said:

luv Muppets !

He'd be.... sexy dancer at the night club.

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Remember what I said about these stupid ass threads?

He is a musician, there are no "ifs" about it.

Nonsense.