No drawn out court cases or docs... no politics (sure, discuss the topic, just don't flame)... just the 'what's happenin' now' shit. (current updates are cool)

If you got it, post it.

Let's keep away from the over-exaggerated rights and wrongs...

Let's stay with the middle o' the road updates... okay?

K... let's groove tonight.


Hee.. heee....

[Note to those who clearly don't want this thread here, don't participate - it's not permanent, it's just allowing those who wish to discuss this topic a forum that is up front and ready. And yes, it's in the proper forum. - June7]

June7 said:

yah but this was still sorta my idea lol

I'm sure it says in the book of Revelations somewhere that, "upon creation of thy sticky in the name of Jackson, the naked whore will ride forth astride the nameless beast, and then the world will be fucked... not to mention the org."


What a terrible, terrible shame.

I don't get it. All the MJ fans finally get their own special thread....and now they're not that interested in talking about the case .

VoicesCarry said:

The forbidden fruit is always sweeter kik
plus theirs nothim much happening at the moment

Taureau said:

So, why'd ya bother comin' in?

Luv4oneanotha said:

True, but yours was full of too much legal jargon... it hurt my head to get thru that shit! Although we should know what's going on in the case, we should keep it brief so as to create a easy glance reference type thread....

Hey c'mon. I know there are many MJ fans on this site, myself included, but devoting a sticky thread for one single artist is just exaggerating.

Nowehere does it imply that Jackson deserves his own sticky thread on the top of the music: non-prince forum here. Besides it isn't even about Jackson's music.

I wholeheartedly protest against granting this thread sticky status.
[This message was edited Sun May 9 13:44:38 2004 by Novabreaker]

Novabreaker said:

Yeah, but isn't this better than a skajillion threads devoted to the excrutiating minutiae of his existence?

I think it is.

Although maybe it shouldn't be sticky. Michael isn't more important than any other artist.
[This message was edited Sun May 9 14:09:47 2004 by VoicesCarry]

why are these things called "sticky"?...always wanted to know

you guys are never satisfied lol

June7 said:

Oh you can keep your bloody sticky.


How boring


VoicesCarry said it right. MJ isn't more important than any other artist. EVEN if he is in trouble. I'm more concerned about what happens to Courtney Love to be honest. Hey folks, I have a better idea....for all MJ news, why not piss off to a MJ fansite?

I LOVE YOU MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON

I guess we can put this in the "A Picture Is Worth A 1000 Words" category.

http://www.mjparadise.com...s/mj50.jpg


Aside from his legal activities what is happening with his music?

Lets talk aboot MJ on South Park... GIMMEDABEATCHONAH!

Blanket: We dont wanna go back 2 the house
MJ: its haunted were scared!
Blanket: were scared!
MJ: HEE HEE!

The greatest article ever written about those allegation cases
Enjoy!!

I've often criticized the media for lacking objectivity when dealing with the allegations against Michael Jackson. It suddenly occurred to me that I was being completely hypocritical. How unfair of me to assume that he is innocent just because the father of his first accuser admittedly plied his son with a memory altering drug and was caught on tape discussing a plan to destroy Michael Jackson. I now see the error of my ways and have decided to entertain the notion that Michael Jackson might be guilty. I've taken on the role of the accused and looked at this from the perspective of a guilty man. Here's what I came up with:


Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, the most selective pedophile in the world. While most child molesters have hundreds of victims, I have a one boy every ten year average. The thing is, I'm only attracted to kids who have greedy, lawsuit-happy parents. Remember back in 1993? Let me refresh your memory.

Evan Chandler, the father of my first victim, demanded $20 million in return for his silence. I had every intention of paying him off eventually but I decided to let him turn me in first. I figured it would be fun to be publicly humiliated, strip searched, investigated by the police and all that other great stuff that comes along with being accused of sexual abuse. There was that little problem of going to jail but luckily for me, I came up with this brilliant plan to pay the boy not to testify (gee, what a concept! I wish I'd thought of this when Evan Chandler first tried to blackmail me). Even though it would have completely screwed up my witness tampering plan, I told my lawyer to file a motion asking for the criminal trial to go before the civil trial. This would have made it impossible for me to pay the boy not to testify (although I'm not sure you can legally do that anyway) but we fought tooth and nail to have the order of the trials reversed. Wrap your head around that one! To tell you the truth, it doesn't make much sense to me either (don't ask me how I've managed to survive in the music industry for over 35 years because I'm apparently a dumbass) but it doesn't matter because the judge denied my request. Thank God. What was I thinking? Anyway, once Evan Chandler got his paycheck, he no longer felt it was necessary to get justice for his poor molested son. Talk about good luck, huh? The first boy I decided to molest just happened to have a father who was willing to prostitute his kid. That Evan Chandler is a great guy.

For the next ten years I went cold turkey. That all changed after a little documentary called "Living with Michael Jackson" aired. I knew the kid who was shown on the documentary for almost two years and never touched him until after I paraded him around on national television and talked about our innocent, non-sexual sleepovers. Then everybody started saying that something sexual was going on and I thought, "Hey that's not a bad idea. But @#%$, he'll probably turn me in if I molest him so lemme hire a lawyer first." Then I called Mark Geragos and asked him to defend me in a crime that I hadn't committed yet. Once I had the right legal representation, everything was set. The family and I were still on friendly terms at this point but I kidnapped them all and stole their furniture just in case they no longer trusted me with my intended victim. Hey, you gotta cover all your bases right? But I wasn't that bad to them, I mean I let the mother phone a friend and everything. How many other child molesting kidnappers extend such priviliges to their victims? I didn't even monitor what she said, in fact, from what I hear she actually told her friend- let's call him Jamie Masada- that I was holding her against her will. Hey, don't look at me. It's not my fault that the idiot didn't bother contacting the police.

Anyway, things were going according to plan until I found out the Department of Children and Family Services was going to launch an investigation. Luckily, my entire staff knew about what was going on and they accompanied the kid to his interview and intimidated him into saying nothing happened. For some reason, the DCFS didn't pick up on the fact that the family was being held hostage. Strange huh? Oh well, in the words of my man Tom Sneddon, "it's LA, what do you expect?" It was a close call but I still continued to molest the kid even after the DCFS investigated.

Just in case though, I got Geragos to force the whole family into signing more documents that say I didn't do anything wrong. So basically, my entire staff, Mark Geragos, the DCFS and all of my friends and family members who visited the ranch during that time period are also to blame. This was a mass conspiracy that was designed just so I could molest this poor boy and steal his mother's furniture.

See, I'm not biased at all...

msserendipity said:

I'll give you a little time to figure it out all by yourself

VoicesCarry said:

I disagree

WildStyle said:

Me2.

GIMMEDABEATCHONAH!

agentmonday said:

Piss off to a MJ site for your futile warblings then

I am still protesting against the sticky status. It's completely out of place at Prince.org.

VoicesCarry said:

Me! Me! I'm interested!!!!

I wanna know what's goin on, too!

paisleypark4 said:

June7 said:

Sorry, that makes no sense at all. There is no other MJ news but the courtcase both now and for the forseeable future. If you don't believe there is the slightest chance of any political agenda in all this, you're being naive.

with that in mind, what exactly is the point of this 'sticky'?

CokeJohnson said:

sticky isues?


oh who cares....

Marrk said:

It's about how fantastic I am.

Cloudbuster said:

HA!

this is hilarious lol

Marrk said:

Perhaps I was being vague. I meant no drawn out court docs or politics... the other was too long - I believe I clarified that earlier in the thread...

If not, I will in the initial post.

"You can't please everyone, so you gotta please yourself" - Rick Nelson

People are so difficult.