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Thread started 02/04/04 10:59am

VoicesCarry

Beyoncé's Diva Demands For Superbowl Gig - Hilarious!

Janet Jackson's wasn't the only juicy breast served up at the Super Bowl, The Smoking Gun has learned. If you thought the halftime show was spicy, get a load of what Beyonce required in her dressing room at Reliant Stadium, where the bootylicious diva warbled the national anthem. Along with a VIP dressing room maintained at 78 degrees, the 22-year-old singer needed a "private bathroom that's cleaned with disinfectant & anti-bacteria products before she arrives." Nobody, of course, wants a loo that's germylicious. Her main chow requirement was "Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only." The poultry had to be seasoned with "fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!" As for drinks, the star's cola endorsement deal limits her beverage choices: "Beyonce can only have Pepsi products. There cannot be any competitors products anywhere she or her entourage may be photographed." However, she is still allowed to drink Snapple products, which are produced by Cadbury Schweppes--and apparently not a threat to PepsiCo.





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Reply #1 posted 02/04/04 11:02am

okaypimpn

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Where's the starch? confuse
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Reply #2 posted 02/04/04 11:05am

VinaBlue

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To ensure my FRESHNESS, I've always preferred the temperature to be between 70-72 degrees myself. mr.green

Can you imagine walking up to Beyonce and all you smell is GARLIC? feeling ill I know some people don't mind that and aren't bothered by it, but it makes me sick.

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[This message was edited Wed Feb 4 11:06:14 PST 2004 by VinaBlue]
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Reply #3 posted 02/04/04 11:06am

VoicesCarry

Mariah requires bendy straws and Cristal by the case.

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Reply #4 posted 02/04/04 11:07am

Anxiety

What, no gum?
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Reply #5 posted 02/04/04 11:10am

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VoicesCarry said:

Mariah requires bendy straws and Cristal by the case.





Where's the vibrator?
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Reply #6 posted 02/04/04 11:13am

BRO915

She so fine...she deserves WHATEVER it is she wants...


"Give this fine sista what she wants...IT'S ON THE HOUSE!!!
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Reply #7 posted 02/04/04 11:23am

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i love the phenomena of celebrity! some of those requirements are very valid but some of them cracked me up! especially the rose scented candle bit. because, after all, that is an essential to performance. hee hee!
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Reply #8 posted 02/04/04 11:55am

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BRO915 said:

She so fine...she deserves WHATEVER it is she wants...


"Give this fine sista what she wants...IT'S ON THE HOUSE!!!



All that garlic must be enough to kill a nation of vampires.
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Reply #9 posted 02/04/04 12:19pm

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To ensure my FRESHNESS...,


falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #10 posted 02/04/04 12:48pm

VoicesCarry

1 oz of special sauce for Ms. Beyonce cumming up!
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Reply #11 posted 02/04/04 12:58pm

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OdysseyMiles said:

VinaBlue said:

To ensure my FRESHNESS...,


falloff falloff falloff


biggrin I made a funny. giggle
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Reply #12 posted 02/04/04 1:29pm

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See, this is the part of stardom that non-biz people don't understand. You already know that performers don't always make as much as people think they do (see: TLC story). One of the perks of stardom is getting what you want at gigs. Local bands get free beers, etc. National get riders where they can at least try to take the edge off the stress of performing in front of so many people. Part of that is the attempt to make things as comfortable or familiar as possible. Neither of these riders are abnormal nor are they outrageous considering the stars they represent. See, if you don't ASK, you don't GET. More is better than less. Suppose the dancers' dressing area WASN'T on the rider? Guess what? They'd be changing in the restrooms. Sucks, but that's why riders look extravagant and specific. They kinda HAVE to be.

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[color=blue:ccc5a229cb:217d931376]See, this is the part of stardom that non-biz people don't understand. You already know that performers don't always make as much as people think they do (see: TLC story). One of the perks of stardom is getting what you want at gigs. Local bands get free beers, etc. National get riders where they can at least try to take the edge off the stress of performing in front of so many people. Part of that is the attempt to make things as comfortable or familiar as possible. Neither of these riders are abnormal nor are they outrageous considering the stars they represent. See, if you don't ASK, you don't GET. More is better than less. Suppose the dancers' dressing area WASN'T on the rider? Guess what? They'd be changing in the restrooms. Sucks, but that's why riders look extravagant and specific. They kinda HAVE to be.



So true, so true. That girl's rider is KID's stuff compared to what my alot of my friends (who are promoters, singers, etc.) are used to seeing when they have to deal with this kind of stuff. Having a venue that will pull loads of bucks makes it pretty darned easy for them to have the production people get that girl some rose-scented candles...and I notice that she didn't even specify if she preferred a certain brand or not. As that rider stands, the house can get those candles from Pier One, Target, or the local drug store, vs. candles that appear in the riders of some singers like Jennifer Lopez, who will only accept DYPTIQUE candles (which run about $45-40 a pop). That's alright in my book. I have to say that I love the part about making sure the chicken is HEAVILY SEASONED, lol! All the globetrotting that girl has been doing, I bet she's tasted some bland ass chicken (especially outside of the States). There have been times I've been on the road for my own business and wished I would've pulled a Patti Labelle and kept a bottle of hot sauce in my purse for all the bland chicken I've had- but at any rate, when you have to go 24hrs a day and make as much money for folks as alot of performers do, the least they can do on the other end is make sure they feed you what you want to eat and keep you in a decent dressing room (without a pi*sy bathroom), so you can get in your "zone" and go out on that stage and do your job...
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Reply #14 posted 02/04/04 3:40pm

VoicesCarry

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[color=blue:ccc5a229cb:8e1cca7220]See, this is the part of stardom that non-biz people don't understand. You already know that performers don't always make as much as people think they do (see: TLC story). One of the perks of stardom is getting what you want at gigs. Local bands get free beers, etc. National get riders where they can at least try to take the edge off the stress of performing in front of so many people. Part of that is the attempt to make things as comfortable or familiar as possible. Neither of these riders are abnormal nor are they outrageous considering the stars they represent. See, if you don't ASK, you don't GET. More is better than less. Suppose the dancers' dressing area WASN'T on the rider? Guess what? They'd be changing in the restrooms. Sucks, but that's why riders look extravagant and specific. They kinda HAVE to be.



*cough*shemade$20million+thisyearshecanpayherwayliketherestofus*cough*
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Reply #15 posted 02/04/04 3:42pm

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BlaqueKnight said:

[color=blue:ccc5a229cb:175f2d67f3]See, this is the part of stardom that non-biz people don't understand. You already know that performers don't always make as much as people think they do (see: TLC story). One of the perks of stardom is getting what you want at gigs. Local bands get free beers, etc. National get riders where they can at least try to take the edge off the stress of performing in front of so many people. Part of that is the attempt to make things as comfortable or familiar as possible. Neither of these riders are abnormal nor are they outrageous considering the stars they represent. See, if you don't ASK, you don't GET. More is better than less. Suppose the dancers' dressing area WASN'T on the rider? Guess what? They'd be changing in the restrooms. Sucks, but that's why riders look extravagant and specific. They kinda HAVE to be.



:NOD: I dont see the big deal..at least she wasnt asking for a camel in the middle of the night in Mpls...
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Reply #16 posted 02/04/04 4:11pm

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ReeseStrongnight said:

So true, so true. That girl's rider is KID's stuff compared to what my alot of my friends (who are promoters, singers, etc.) are used to seeing when they have to deal with this kind of stuff. Having a venue that will pull loads of bucks makes it pretty darned easy for them to have the production people get that girl some rose-scented candles...and I notice that she didn't even specify if she preferred a certain brand or not. As that rider stands, the house can get those candles from Pier One, Target, or the local drug store, vs. candles that appear in the riders of some singers like Jennifer Lopez, who will only accept DYPTIQUE candles (which run about $45-40 a pop). That's alright in my book. I have to say that I love the part about making sure the chicken is HEAVILY SEASONED, lol! All the globetrotting that girl has been doing, I bet she's tasted some bland ass chicken (especially outside of the States). There have been times I've been on the road for my own business and wished I would've pulled a Patti Labelle and kept a bottle of hot sauce in my purse for all the bland chicken I've had- but at any rate, when you have to go 24hrs a day and make as much money for folks as alot of performers do, the least they can do on the other end is make sure they feed you what you want to eat and keep you in a decent dressing room (without a pi*sy bathroom), so you can get in your "zone" and go out on that stage and do your job...


I agree.

Personally, I would ask for a specific brand of rose scented candles. I mean, the low quality stuff gives me a headache. Real rose essence is hella expensive, but c'est la vie! I can't STAND cheap rose incense, for example. It smells like a meat freezer to me.

About the heavily seasoned bit, hell yeah, I don't want no bland-ass chicken either! But easy on the garlic. shake
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Reply #17 posted 02/05/04 12:01am

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Mouthwash - 1 gallon
Breathmints - 2 x 10 kg bags
Toothpaste - - 5 tubes
Toothbrush - 1 electric, disinfected with anti-bacterial products
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Reply #18 posted 02/05/04 1:41am

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VoicesCarry said:



*cough*shemade$20million+thisyearshecanpayherwayliketherestofus*cough*



Are those riders REALLY so bad? What about the dancers/road crew/backup singers/bandmembers/makeup & wardrobe people, etc. who get this stuff? Bey & Mariah aren't drinking CASES of water, etc. Obviously a lot of the stuff is for more than just them. As much as labels steal from artists, I say get what you can when you can on their dime. They're gonna try to take it out of your ass eventually anyway. why not enjoy it?
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Reply #19 posted 02/05/04 1:47am

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this isn't to outrageous is it ?
yes SIR!
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Reply #20 posted 02/05/04 5:21am

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they're called riders...and they come worse...beyonce..all that for one song...n it was probabally wasted. artistessessess.
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Reply #21 posted 02/05/04 5:38am

CinisterCee

78 degrees thermostat and HEAVILY SEASONED chicken - she truly is a Texas girl.
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Reply #22 posted 02/05/04 2:46pm

Darla

I love JLo's the best:

White Room
White Candles
White Drapes
White Couch
White Roses

Everything white!,jeeze lol
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Reply #23 posted 02/05/04 3:07pm

jessyMD32781

i don't think that was a demanding rider at all. very reasonable.
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