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For some reason today I was reminded of that Digital Underground song Ruth, send in the next patient [Chorus x4] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that) [Baby D/Humpty-Hump] People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out Of the race and community you come from Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump! Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump Dr: Sit down HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh Dr: Get in the chair [Humpty-Hump] Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure The white girl says my hips are not big enough And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger All of these so-called celebrities Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities A young girl sees you on a TV show She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head So you can get another gold waterbed?! You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it [Chorus] [Humpty-Hump] Uh, and you don't stop, check it I smell the message from the TV Does my Humpty nose deceive me? Smells like the blacker the wacker Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her But see for me, the bigger the nose the better They say the lighter the righter Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan Make sure there's no mistake that Humpty-Hump is from the motherland Layin in the sun, string bikini Between the buns of two cuties Still mackin, there'll be no nose job [Chorus] [Baby D] Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here Dr: Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr Cook, I'll be handlin your surgery today HH: Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none Dr: Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star HH: Star? Look I'm already a star Dr: A huge star, kid HH: Y'all don't understand, man Dr: Big, really big! HH: So what, I don't wanna Dr: Yeah, get his legs HH: Put me down, put me down! Dr: Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it HH: No, no! Dr: Calm down, you're going to be fine.. HH: Hey! Dr: Come on, sedative (sedative)..scalpel (scalpel) HH: Sedative! Scalpel! Dr: Knife (knife), Gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape) Dr: Okay, he'll be alright..don't worry about it HH: [gibberish] Nr: You're falling asleep, Mr Humpty.. [This message was edited Fri Nov 21 0:15:36 PST 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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I always loved Freaks of the industry..
I grew up on that group:) remember when 2pac was a dancer? great group.. silly, but good. | |
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Sdldawn said: I always loved Freaks of the industry..
I grew up on that group:) remember when 2pac was a dancer? great group.. silly, but good. I think "Sons of the P" was there best. I did like that song "Walk real cool" alot. | |
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I have their first 2 albums. Someone I know just saw them perform this summer in San Francisco at the annual Exotic Erotic Ball. She heard "Humpty Dance" and "Doowhutchalyke"
I'm fond of the song "Sons of the P", how the drums on the beat oscillates between "Impeach The President" and "Funky President". I think there was a "Take Me To The Mardi Gras" roll in there too. Awesome programming, and it jams for like 8 minutes! | |
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2 Pac was so hardcore back then. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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